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camo
06-02-2008, 10:37 AM
I just sat in one of the toilet cubicles on the third floor and it came away from the wall mid shit. I had to balance by jamming each leg against to the wall and push back on the throne whilst water trickled out of the back. I managed to get up with the whole thing still upright. The thing is curiosity got the better of me so I felt I had to flush it. Water began pissing out of the back and flooded the floor.

I did the honourable thing and buggered off to lunch because short of a dna test no one can prove that it was me who did it, besides this place is a shithole in dire need of a spruce up and I couldn't be arsed. It was already mostly broke, I just helped it along the way!

I'm just happy that I'm not coated in shit and/or shitty water. Maybe all those years skateboarding have given me a superb sense of balance?
camo
06-02-2008, 10:41 AM
I'm not a fat lad either :o
NoFenders
06-02-2008, 11:22 AM
Tough shit

:cool:
b i o n i c
06-02-2008, 11:29 AM
i love it how british people call it having a shit...
sercomdj01
06-02-2008, 11:45 AM
i love it how british people call it having a shit...

what the fuck do u call it then?
ToucanSpam
06-02-2008, 11:47 AM
Taking a shit.
abcdefz
06-02-2008, 11:53 AM
I glance at this now and again and read it as "Having a clit can be dangerous."

True story.
funk63
06-02-2008, 11:55 AM
cuz your everywhere to me and when i close my eyes its you i see
sercomdj01
06-02-2008, 12:09 PM
Taking a shit.

Taking a shit? Why where do u freaks take it?
abcdefz
06-02-2008, 12:11 PM
Maybe it should be "leaving a shit."
camo
06-02-2008, 12:13 PM
depositing?
sercomdj01
06-02-2008, 12:25 PM
Maybe it should be "leaving a shit."

Im leaving you a shit. Enjoy flushing that big boy!
abcdefz
06-02-2008, 12:49 PM
-- so I was just in the bathroom doing my business and the cleaning lady walked in. Nice.
afronaut
06-02-2008, 01:17 PM
birthing a shit
ToucanSpam
06-02-2008, 01:33 PM
Dropping an ass apple

Big D


Big ol Texan

Dropping the Cosbys off at the pool

Laying a brown egg


There's all kinds of these.
Guy Incognito
06-02-2008, 01:39 PM
Having a dump

droppin a log

makin meself lighter

danger to shipping.
sercomdj01
06-02-2008, 01:49 PM
Im goth.
Killed a swan.
Did a shit on it.
paul jones
06-02-2008, 02:38 PM
Bog Buster(y)
Guy Incognito
06-02-2008, 02:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPPZbPYLQL8&feature=related
hitmonlee
06-02-2008, 09:52 PM
it's doing a shit. can none of you morans speak english?
The Notorious LOL
06-02-2008, 10:27 PM
having a shit makes it sound like you're going to eat it i.e. having a sammich
camo
06-03-2008, 03:40 AM
I've just spoken the Queen and she says that the correct way to say it is 'having'.

'Philip, watch the Corgis, one is off to have a shit'
NoFenders
06-03-2008, 12:10 PM
"Dropping the kids off at the pool"

:cool:
YoungRemy
06-03-2008, 12:13 PM
Who Does Number Two Work For?! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UwEmoiRNdg)
Lyman Zerga
06-03-2008, 03:01 PM
geh scheissn
Lex Diamonds
06-05-2008, 07:36 AM
CRIMPING OFF A LENGTH!!!!
camo
06-05-2008, 07:38 AM
Laying cable,

Floating an otter.