When will I ever learn

[abcdefz]

No flavor of Listerine is ever going to taste good.

Bleh.

[Waus]

Yet it's still in my bar for mixed drinks.

[abcdefz]

You and Lester Bangs, man.

No, wait -- his was cough syrup. Carry on.

[Waus]

Nah, I'm just yankin' yer chain.

I have always wondered what the cough syrup habit was like.

[paul jones]

I hate Listerine

give me a cigarrette

[Loppfessor]

Umm you're supposed to spit that stuff out...

[Dorothy Wood]

CINNAMON ACT TASTES GOOD!

[funk63]

shutup wench

[Pres Zount]

A good thing to do is wash your mouth out with Listerine and then rinse with hot water. It burns a lot.

[camo]

Over here we have Dentyl (http://www.dentylph.com/) which has a strange but nice tasting Cherry flavour. It's also made from two different liquids which settle in the bottle like water and oil and when you shake it up it has a glittery glow to it. It apparently captures the shit in between your teeth and turns it to pink gunk which you spit out.

[camo]

My mrs likes that one, she's forever leaving the green gunk in the sink for me to clean out!

[abcdefz]

i bought the green bottle of that dentyl stuff, nastiest tasting mouthwash ever it was. i gagged on it once it was so vile and swore i'd never buy it ever again



That's what this stuff is like. If I use an entire capful I actually do gag.

[camo]

Joke inducing mouthwash? Now that's the future right now.

[na§tee]

ho! you can tell you worked for hallmark, ahaha.

[abcdefz]

Joke inducing mouthwash? Now that's the future right now.


No -- "gag" as in "stunt." If I gargle with a capful of this stuff I fall off a horse or jump out a building.

[camo]

ho! you can tell you worked for hallmark, ahaha.

ber dum tish!


No -- "gag" as in "stunt." If I gargle with a capful of this stuff I fall off a horse or jump out a building.

lol

[ET]

I saw that Tooth Defense (http://images.pennnet.com/articles/dem/thm/th_0705do_products24.jpg) Listerine looks like purple drank (http://images.blackheartgoldpants.com/images/admin/PurpleDrank.jpg). The need to grip 'n sip hit me pretty hard at that point. I also felt the need to stunt (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_81U4ngh4tc) like my biological father.

ACT is delicious though.

[abcdefz]

I think it's more about bombing germs than sweetening the breath.

[paul jones]

I think it's more about bombing germs than sweetening the breath.

Dambusters Mouthwash

[b-grrrlie]

I think it's more about bombing germs than sweetening the breath.

Yeah that's what my doctor told me to do about three weeks ago when I got bad laryngitis.
It would keep the germs away from my throat (there was some huuge white blobs at the back of my throat).
I got some penicillin, but never got any Listerine or similar and now I've had a terrible toothache on all my top left teeth
(even on the one that isn't there)
and then the pain crept into my ear and today I got a prescription for a wider covering penicillin.
Pity the farmacist closed five minutes before I got there so there's one more night of pain killers
(didn't bother travelling to the city for the all-night farmacist).

[abcdefz]

That sucks. Sorry, B.

[b-grrrlie]

Yesterday I got my new anti-biotics and bought a small bottle of Listerine as well...
Haven't opened it yet, as it turned out the anti-biotics do just about the same thing...
Funny thing is, I met my friends at a bar last night and for some reason Listerine turned up in the conversation,
as some drunk driver said the blow-out the police did turned out positive for alcohol and he said he'd just gurgled his mouth with Listerine.
I just pulled the bottle from my bag to check if it says how much alcohol there is...
Earlier that eve somebody spilled some Coke and I pulled out a bag of wet wipes...
People were just laughing that I'm always ready for anything!
My purse is a cornucopia....

[abcdefz]

My backpack is like that.(y)