UK BIG BROTHER

[paul jones]

I'm going to watch them coming in the entrance

[Guy Incognito]

i always think about plucking a random name out of my head like Dave for instance and sticking a coupla quid on dave to win Big Brother months before it comes on but i can never be arsed

I'll watch it, i always do but it pisses me off 95% of the time

[paul jones]

i always think about plucking a random name out of my head like Dave for instance and sticking a coupla quid on dave to win Big Brother months before it comes on but i can never be arsed

I'll watch it, i always do but it pisses me off 95% of the time

ZOO and NUTS magazine will be writing various contracts soon

[Guy Incognito]

ZOO and NUTS magazine will be writing various contracts soon

Apparently there is a prison cell in the house

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Yup, i'll be watching. I can't help it. It's an addiction. (y)

[Guy Incognito]

there was too many heads in it last year and when all the gobby twats left it went a bit shit. I just want them to be a bit harder on the housemates and make it a bit shorter. its supposed to be the penulitmate series, apparently

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Yeah, i hated the all girls start last year. Far too much 'OMG'-ing and screaming for my liking.

From the pics i've seen looks like there is going to be a rich house/poor house again.

Best year for me was the one with the Michelle/Stuart 'Chicken' stalkathon "noooooo na'ed jacuuuuuuzzzzzis!" (y)

I'm a BB nerd :o

[Guy Incognito]

that was the best year for loads of reasons but they havent come anywhere close since, maybe the one with the lad with tourettes but that stupid girl spoilt it by coming back. They should NEVER go back in, once that happens the series is fucked.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Although it was great when Michelle and Emma went back into the house after spending a week in the bedsit. Having to watch everyone bitch about them behind their backs and then seeing their faces when they appeared under that buffet table Haaaaaahahaha. Wasn't there some huge fight with Emma and Victor and the live show had to go off air?

[Guy Incognito]

Although it was great when Michelle and Emma went back into the house after spending a week in the bedsit. Having to watch everyone bitch about them behind their backs and then seeing their faces when they appeared under that buffet table Haaaaaahahaha. Wasn't there some huge fight with Emma and Victor and the live show had to go off air?

yeah it all kicked off and emma actually spat at victor but they didnt show that and he was about to punch her but was stopped then the security stepped in and cut transmission and i watched it all live and stayed up for another 2 hours at 3 in the morning watching a hose pipe and a sink!

[gbsuey]

lock them in. turn off the cameras.

[Guy Incognito]

lock them in. turn off the cameras.

there is a fucking padded cell in there

[na§tee]

Best year for me was the one with the Michelle/Stuart 'Chicken' stalkathon "noooooo na'ed jacuuuuuuzzzzzis!" (y)
aahahahah. yes. a couple of weekends ago after a few shandies my flatmates and i reacquainted ourselves via youtube with craig's lusty and totally inappropriate advances towards anthony - god, so so so so cringy. if it had been a man taking advantage of a woman and not male on male, someone would have stepped in and said something. but hey, it was still hilarious.

and kinga fucking the wine bottle.

[Guy Incognito]

16 of the fuckers in the house. house looks good, there are some rum buggers in that house. Those 4 are never gonna complete that secret mission especially if that bloke keeps going "shes my girlfriend" every 2 mins. My money is on the blind lad. one of my friends just remarked they should have sent him in first:D:eek:

[Yorkshire~Rose]

and kinga fucking the wine bottle.

Hahahaha ahhhh yes i'd erased that from my mind to avoid psychological damage!

Well, they seem like an entertaining lot...

I am feeling totally inappropriate lusty thoughts towards Dale.

The couple/fake couple twist is quite a good start.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

My money is on the blind lad. one of my friends just remarked they should have sent him in first:D:eek:

:D

[Guy Incognito]

and that rebecca who went fucking bananas when she got in who was like vicky pollard on speed. The blind lad should have hit her with his stick to shut her up.

[na§tee]

yes, mikey does seem the most genuine. and he's fae glasgae! west coast 4 lyfe.

i don't know how i feel about having a blind person in there though. you know there are going to be dozens of articles in the papers tomorrow about disability and is it or is it not exploitation and the like. i had an interview for a television researching job the year pete went in, and i gave a little speech on that as part of one of my answers about current issues in television. can't remember all my points then, but i guess if he's cool with it then more power to him - who am i to assume it would be stressful or unfair etc etc? i don't think it is patronising to have some concern though, not at all.

lisa and mario totally do porn. totally.

[Guy Incognito]

lisa and mario totally do porn. totally.

my wife reckons she has seen mario on ant and dec and they played a trick on him cos he thinks he is sylvester stallone or summat.

If they dont do porn, i imagine there will be clips of them on the internet having it off in that house in about a week.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

I've just checked the channel 4 BB website and people are already posting 'Mikey to win' comments....hmm.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

my wife reckons she has seen mario on ant and dec and they played a trick on him cos he thinks he is sylvester stallone or summat.


She's right! Apparently he was caught on hidden camera pretending to be Joey from friends to attract laydeez.

edit: i'm getting far too excited. I need to go to bed.

[Guy Incognito]

I've just checked the channel 4 BB website and people are already posting 'Mikey to win' comments....hmm.

whaddya mean "hmmm"?

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Because it's too early for all that. They've been in there for 2 minutes. I don't want to be rude but i'm pretty sure they are only saying that because he's blind. He might turn out to be a right knob....although i highly doubt it.

[Guy Incognito]

Because it's too early for all that. They've been in there for 2 minutes. I don't want to be rude but i'm pretty sure they are only saying that because he's blind. He might turn out to be a right knob....although i highly doubt it.

everyone always try to pick a winner after 5 mins and everyone changes their mind a million times.
I see what your saying but the viewers who vote in this show historically like the outsider, the underdog, the different. All the fucking posers and wannabes always get kicked out early cos thats what they want to happen so they can sell stories. He is obviously in there for the laugh and the challenge, how the fuck is he going to do the obligatory obstacle course?
I just think he's an early fave because he is different to the rest of them in there

[paul jones]

Did I start a Big Brother thread?


(y)

[Guy Incognito]

they are all annoying so far but i am hoping that as they put 16 in there wont be a lot more people. There is no fucking way that those 4 will keep their secret especially if they go ahead with this wedding.

[trailerprincess]

I like the mad Thai one. She reminds me of my mum. Except my mum is not Thai

[Lyman Zerga]

the german big brother will end in a few weeks (n)

[camo]

The rant at Mickey by that gobby bird who went off on one was well out of order (n)

[gbsuey]

is there..no...there can't be....????....... a GOBBY bird in bb house.
i can't watch and i've got my fingers in my ears la la la la la la la la la la la etc

[Guy Incognito]

The rant at Mickey by that gobby bird who went off on one was well out of order (n)

she is a prick - it wasnt even her argument. Maybe things got out of hand a bit but she took it way too far and wouldnt even accept any sort of apology, she may be working on the divide and conquer policy but you have to gain peoples trust before you even think about doing that. Idiot.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Hehehe :D

She is Charley mk II.

Sylvia should tidy up her knickers from the communal bathroom in the future...stupid moo.

How LOUD is Kathreya? I have to hit the volume button every time she opens her gob. What the hell was she saying in the diary room yesterday? Something about boys sausages or something?

[gbsuey]

it's because of charley i just can't bear to watch anymore-my friend and i decided yesterday she should get it togethr with john mcrirrick-they're just about disgusting enough for each other.

[camo]

she is a prick - it wasnt even her argument. Maybe things got out of hand a bit but she took it way too far and wouldnt even accept any sort of apology, she may be working on the divide and conquer policy but you have to gain peoples trust before you even think about doing that. Idiot.

It was really cringey seeing her outside in the garden slagging him off whilst he was two feet away from her.

HE'S BLIND LOVE, NOT FUCKIN' DEAF. YOU SILLY COW

[na§tee]

oh man i have a gift for you on facebook yorkie ; )

[Guy Incognito]

it's because of charley i just can't bear to watch anymore-my friend and i decided yesterday she should get it togethr with john mcrirrick-they're just about disgusting enough for each other.

Charley was annoying but that series was shite after she left, thats the pain with this show, you lose the reason why you have been shouting at the telly for 6 weeks and it all just fizzles out.

[Guy Incognito]

so they blew the mission. it was a bit rude for everyone else to cheer like fuck when the result was announced. i think steph or mario will go. I am getting a similar vibe to the BB where there was the fight and NAdia won. ITs a very ugly atmosphere in there and its going to go off at some point

[camo]

Yeah, it always looks like it's teetering on the edge of kicking off.

Also, it seems that big brother has chosen a group of morons this year (bar maybe Mickey). No one seems to have two brain cell's to rub together - I wonder if this was a conscious desicion by the producers? Usually someone with the slightest bit of intellect jumps ship early...

[na§tee]

it really pissed me off how mario used mikey's blindness as an excuse to have a bit of an unnecessary argument and call off the "wedding". god, it was condescending. i mean, at that stage mikey thought the wedding was genuine - so can you imagine how shitty he would feel it someone "stood up" (he blatantly wasn't - it was entirely self-serving) for his disability by calling it off? god, that mario is a numpty. sorry, sean.

[Guy Incognito]

I still think BB fucked those four over by telling the group there was a secret couple because it was an easy guess to get it right. Mario and lisa have been alienated by rest of group now which could work for or against them, it might be difficult in the house for them but that wont matter if public are behind them. I think they will be behind lisa purely because she puts up with that silly twat.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

god, that mario is a numpty. sorry, sean.

:D

Big Brother asking the question of 'who is the secret couple' was a complete cop-out. To me, the four of them had passed the task because although some people doubted the validity of the relationship between Mario and Steph not one person during the week said 'i bet mario is really with lisa' and the wedding went ahead as planned. The point of the task was not to let on that Mario and Lisa were really a couple...and that did not happen.

So who do people think is going to be evicted on Friday? I'm not sure at all... as long as Luke isn't evicted i'm not bothered.

[trailerprincess]

Are stupid Mario and Lisa being treated as one person?

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Nope

[Guy Incognito]

Are stupid Mario and Lisa being treated as one person?

Stupid mario? - i feel a computer games sponsorship around the corner.


Luke's gotta stay - he is fucking hilarious or should that be hirarious.
Steph should stay because she is going to cause a lot of arguments but i have a feeling she is hated already. She has a habit of leaving reality programs early hehe. She got kicked out of popstars after getting quite far before she fessed up she was only 13.
I want Mario to go. Because he is so fake. He comes from my home town and there are loads of people like him there but he will get loads of shit in Warrington for being a prick on the telly.

[camo]

:D

Big Brother asking the question of 'who is the secret couple' was a complete cop-out. To me, the four of them had passed the task because although some people doubted the validity of the relationship between Mario and Steph not one person during the week said 'i bet mario is really with lisa' and the wedding went ahead as planned. The point of the task was not to let on that Mario and Lisa were really a couple...and that did not happen.

So who do people think is going to be evicted on Friday? I'm not sure at all... as long as Luke isn't evicted i'm not bothered.

Luke reminds me of a bunch of college mates I had when I did my foundation diploma at Wigan college, he's really funny. I love how naive and clued up he can be at the same time!

[na§tee]

one of my friends said that lisa looks like a council estate catherine zeta jones LOLOL.

[camo]

How horrible is that Alex girl? Last night was some harsh watchin'.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

How horrible is that Alex girl? Last night was some harsh watchin'.

It was awful. What the hell was she arguing over? A frozen oven chip!!

I wouldn't even have wasted my breath trying to argue with her. Everyone should have just said nothing and walked away from her.

Alex, Sylvia and Dennis are all such little bitches.

[camo]

Is it wrong that I wanted to actually kill her?

[Guy Incognito]

Is it wrong that I wanted to actually kill her?

a little bit but understandable


She is a fucking idiot, she could have a row in an empty room, i'd like to think she is clever enough to have devised a plan where she kicks off for 4 weeks, nobody votes for her cos they are too scared then she gets kicked out , booed to fuck and gets a load of magazine deals for her story but i think its more a case of that she is a complete twat who likes the sound of her voice too much and thinks everyone else is beneath her.
Also, Sylvia is the one giving her the bullets, she is provin to be a bit of a snake, quite an attractive snake but still.

[camo]

Sylvia is the one giving her the bullets, she is provin to be a bit of a snake, quite an attractive snake but still.

does that girl realise that she is being filmed!?!!? She tells alex that shes going to listen in an someones conversation and then relays it all back to her in a twisted manner.
None of it is a gameplan from either of them (this also includes that stereotypical dancing gay guy - well done for that BB producers, you keep giving biggots and homophobes ammunition). They are as stupid as they come.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Is anyone watching BBLB?

It is pure shite now Dermot has left. The female presenter is the worst presenter i have ever seen.

[paul jones]

Is anyone watching BBLB?

It is pure shite now Dermot has left. The female presenter is the worst presenter i have ever seen.

what? that mad spastic bird?

[Yorkshire~Rose]

That's the one.

[paul jones]

That's the one.

she should be in the house with all the other knobs

[Guy Incognito]

what? that mad spastic bird?

:D

They should have killed BBLB and just had big mouth with james corden and matt horne again. Never mind.


i cant watch mario at all. He freaks me out.

[paul jones]

:D

They should have killed BBLB and just had big mouth with james corden and matt horne again. Never mind.


i cant watch mario at all. He freaks me out.

he's like a walking cartoon

[camo]

Zezi is her name. She's some myspace generation scene girl presenter type cretin. A 'Myspaz' if you will.

[Guy Incognito]

Fuck knows what that Alex has been smoking but she is fucked up. Having a go at someone for cooking then telling everyone that only the chef cooks then sorting herself out with some noodles. Cheeky cow. Big up to the ginger chef for having a go back and for nicking her cigs, it was funny when she asked BB to provide surveillance footage to see who nicked her fags. She has to go before they run out of fags - she will be unbearable.

[na§tee]

i think it is very telling how media-savvy they all are. big brother has been on for so long now everyone second-guesses everything. i thought it was hilarious how they refused to eat the picnic last night because they thought something was up.

big brother: "it is JUST a picnic".

lol.

people think everyone is on a secret mission. nothing surprises any more.

[Guy Incognito]

^ They should get a coupla them to do a secret mission to convince rest of house they are on a secret mission when in fact they are not - that would confuse the fuck out of everyone

[Yorkshire~Rose]

If Alex says "remember i told you" one more time...

[na§tee]

when she started wrestling rex for her lighter.. jesus christ. i would have punched her in the throat. respect your elders? yeah, when you start acting like a mature, reasonable adult.

[trailerprincess]

Slightly off topic but my favorite ever BB task was that 'workshop' one when Maxwell Trotter or whatever his name was thought everyone else was slaving away in their own booth sorting out drawing pins etc, like him, but instead they were outside drinking champagne. Makes me laugh thinking about it.

[na§tee]

maxwell. GEEZAH. he was dressed a bit like oliver and whistling a happy tune, ahaha.

i also liked the one where they had to stay in a box (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_EyAJ0MArY) the longest. science! ahahahaah. what a hero.

[Guy Incognito]

maxwell. GEEZAH. he was dressed a bit like oliver and whistling a happy tune, ahaha.

i also liked the one where they had to stay in a box (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_EyAJ0MArY) the longest. science! ahahahaah. what a hero.

science was awesome - he coulda won it, best bit he did was when he pointed at maxwell, anthony and craig and said "tweedledee, tweedledum and tweedletwat"

[Yorkshire~Rose]

So Alexandra and Mario are up for eviction. As much as i detest Alex i really want Mario out. Just for the "i have my own fanclub where i live" comment he deserves to go.

BUT i just read that BB bosses have pulled the plug on this weeks phone vote...is this yet another telephone vote rigging scandal?! Or rumour has it that Jennifer has had to leave and been ordered to attend a court hearing which she missed when she entered the house.

[trailerprincess]

Apparently Alex has been asked to leave

[Guy Incognito]

Apparently Alex has been asked to leave

aye - she made some veiled threats involving gangsters and peoples families.

[na§tee]

i cannot articulate how much i want to punch mario in the throat for wearing that t-shirt which reads:

↑
the man

the legend
↓

[Yorkshire~Rose]

:D agreed.

So this new bloke, Stuart. I don't understand why the girls are going ga-ga over him. Nice bod and everything, but those fluttery lashes and designer stubble make me shudder.
Sylvia made herself look like a right buffoon when she was trying to come onto him in the bedroom last night. Seems like she's forgotten about her boyfriend eh?

[Guy Incognito]

i cannot articulate how much i want to punch mario in the throat for wearing that t-shirt which reads:

↑
the man

the legend
↓

Nobody can eat a custard cream for while because of that berk.

[Planetary]

BIG BROTHER IS TRASH EVERYBODY STOP WATCHING IT!

[na§tee]

yes, we know this planetary, but it's just a fucking 2D car crash on occasion, which is what makes it so compulsive.

my brain still hasn't recovered from mikey's joke yesterday. please tell me that didn't really happen. please people. please. i think about it and all i hear is white noise. i think i am traumatised.

[Guy Incognito]

yes, we know this planetary, but it's just a fucking 2D car crash on occasion, which is what makes it so compulsive.

my brain still hasn't recovered from mikey's joke yesterday. please tell me that didn't really happen. please people. please. i think about it and all i hear is white noise. i think i am traumatised.

the one about the guide dog? Bleuurrgh!


And yes - its fucking annoying but its the not knowing whats gonna happen thats intruiging.

[Guy Incognito]

Dennis kicked out for spitting at mohamed. it all kicked off last night. split in to two camps and BB had to make sure that some people were separated last night. Jen in tears, rex threatening to walk and rebecca stirring it goodstyle. the autopsy is still going on now. there are minor rows still going on.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Another one gone. BB isn't taking any nonsense this year eh? At least they haven't cancelled the eviction tonight. Sylvia needs to go before i do serious damage to my nice television.

I thought the OK Go video task was great. They did really well saying they only had a few hours to learn it.

[Guy Incognito]

Another one gone. BB isn't taking any nonsense this year eh? At least they haven't cancelled the eviction tonight. Sylvia needs to go before i do serious damage to my nice television.

I thought the OK Go video task was great. They did really well saying they only had a few hours to learn it.

One of the best tasks ever!

Common sense says sylvia to go but who knows? Nobody i know votes on the fucking thing. Do you?

[Yorkshire~Rose]

I have voted on previous BBs but not this one so far. I usually vote on the final night.

[Guy Incognito]

I have voted on previous BBs but not this one so far. I usually vote on the final night.

I voted for Bez once when he won it but thats about it.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

(y)

[Guy Incognito]

^ I couldnt not vote for him - total geezer.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

That was a good year on celeb BB. I liked Brigette Nielson and her face when Jackie Stallone walked in was classic.

[Guy Incognito]

JUST WATCHED THE SHENANIGANS FROM THE BIG ROW:

DENNIS: FIRST CLASS IDIOT, YOU CANT DO THAT
REX AND MO : BIT STUPID
DALE : AGGRESSIVE WANKER
STUART : WANKER
DARNELL : FUNNY BUT STUPID
MARIO : SENSIBLE BUT UNINTENTIONALLY HILARIOUS
REBECCA : UNECCESARY SHOUTING AND STUPIDITY
JENNIFER : GRADE A ATTENTION SEEKING MANUPLATIVE COW
SYLVIA: EVICTED, NICE ONE!

[Yorkshire~Rose]

^ I agree whole heartedly! Jennifer, could you overeact just a little more next time?!

Sylvia was (almost) normal during her eviction interview, yet she still couldn't see what an arse she made of herself during the whole Stuart thing.

[Guy Incognito]

^ I agree whole heartedly! Jennifer, could you overeact just a little more next time?!

Sylvia was (almost) normal during her eviction interview, yet she still couldn't see what an arse she made of herself during the whole Stuart thing.

I think Jennifer planned to make Rex look bad and it all got out of control but she is playing a lot of the lads against each other and she knew what she was doing.
Katreya was in bits at one point i really dont think she had seen anything like it i thought she was going to collapse.

[na§tee]

i haven't seen what happened that night yet, but i am watching the episode that is on right now and WHAT IS IT with sylvia and jennifer WEEPING?! jesus CHRIST! they're like a bunch of wailing nonnas. geez louise. you're not witnessing genocide. buck up already.

[na§tee]

oooh i think i like serious scottish big brother.

[Lyman Zerga]

i didnt get the point of it but an alien lived in the german BB house for a few days, he was funny and cute and i cried a lil when he left :(

bye bye berbie (http://youtube.com/watch?v=snmLsWKWZyg&feature=related [/URL)

the girls shat themselves when they first saw him, good times

[na§tee]

that is the most annoying australian accent i have ever heard.

[Guy Incognito]

that is the most annoying australian accent i have ever heard.

indeed. But that belinda belinda belinda woman is a fucking nightmare. She is the classic housemate they chuck in half way thru to piss off everyone like Jayne who burped and Lisa who could kill you with two fingers.

[trailerprincess]

Lisa the man was fecking hilarious

[Guy Incognito]

cant believe i forgot Kinga and her bottle exploits talking about people who came in halfway thru. That was minging.

[camo]

une bouteille de chateau neuf du flange s'il vous plaît, oh et d'un bloc de votre fromage le plus âcre aussi.

[Guy Incognito]

^LOL I still maintain that the look on ANthony's face when she did that was what won him big brother that year. That and coping with that stalker but i think he knew how to handle that.

THis year is pissing me off summat rotten. Everyone is getting annoying, Luke's funny but is stirring it and Darnell is about the best of a bad bunch.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Craig's unrequited love for Anthony was the best. Bless him.

Everyone is getting annoying this year, i agree. I've normally got a favourite by now...but nope.

I only noticed yesterday but why oh why does Lisa insist on wearing shiny flesh coloured tights with her shorts?!

[Guy Incognito]

Craig's unrequited love for Anthony was the best. Bless him.

Everyone is getting annoying this year, i agree. I've normally got a favourite by now...but nope.

I only noticed yesterday but why oh why does Lisa insist on wearing shiny flesh coloured tights with her shorts?!


according to everyone at work Lisa and Mario enjoy other couples apparently.

I normally dont make my mind up till there's about 7 left and this is the stage i hate the most where its like going back to the start

[camo]

I don't know why I asked for a smelly block of cheese.

Next year I want a big brother with funny people having a laugh and getting up to mischief. It's horrible watching bullies and knobheads whinging and bitching.

[Guy Incognito]

I don't know why I asked for a smelly block of cheese.

Next year I want a big brother with funny people having a laugh and getting up to mischief. It's horrible watching bullies and knobheads whinging and bitching.

dude, although in theory thats a great idea, the BB that had people laughing and getting on with each other was the one where Cameron won and it was fucking awful and it got the lowest viewing figures , the producers then decided to get evil with the contestants the next year .That was the year of the fight.

[Lyman Zerga]

todays the final of the german big brother :(

[camo]

dude, although in theory thats a great idea, the BB that had people laughing and getting on with each other was the one where Cameron won and it was fucking awful and it got the lowest viewing figures , the producers then decided to get evil with the contestants the next year .That was the year of the fight.

No that one was shit on a stick. I don't mean them to be full on nuns with one another but the one with Jade, Kate and Johnny and the one with science, ant and that lot were really funny to watch because they had a laugh. This one is all about constant bitching and whinging and there has been hardly any standout moments for any one to shine and become a favorite.

Oh and I wish they would stop picking really bitchy homosexuals who act like total queens. Thats just some stupid stereotyping on channels fours behalf that isn't fair.

[na§tee]

I only noticed yesterday but why oh why does Lisa insist on wearing shiny flesh coloured tights with her shorts?!
LOL! i noticed that too last night, when she got off the chair into the garden to get the scissors? mehehehehe.

she probably wears them to hide cellulite or blemishes or something. i thought it looked very strange. her legs must sweat a lot. ew.

like i said at the beginning, mario and lisa are so into some freaky shit. ew. mario is a.. OMG mario is a beefer! someone put that dude in the thread! /searches interwebs.

[Guy Incognito]

No that one was shit on a stick. I don't mean them to be full on nuns with one another but the one with Jade, Kate and Johnny and the one with science, ant and that lot were really funny to watch because they had a laugh. This one is all about constant bitching and whinging and there has been hardly any standout moments for any one to shine and become a favorite.

Oh and I wish they would stop picking really bitchy homosexuals who act like total queens. Thats just some stupid stereotyping on channels fours behalf that isn't fair.


There was loads of arguing and bitching in both of those ones mate. The one jade was in was the divided house and cause loads of tension and the one with Science was the one where it looked like there was a race divide and it got quite ugly at one point. There has to be tension and bitching for the good people to overcome if you see what i mean.

I agree about the queens issue but they have all gone now havent they? The missus reckons luke is yet to come out but i am not so sure.

[camo]

There was loads of arguing and bitching in both of those ones mate. The one jade was in was the divided house and cause loads of tension and the one with Science was the one where it looked like there was a race divide and it got quite ugly at one point. There has to be tension and bitching for the good people to overcome if you see what i mean.

I agree about the queens issue but they have all gone now havent they? The missus reckons luke is yet to come out but i am not so sure.

Yeah but they had loads of shits and giggles that compensated for the bitching. Theres no balance in this one.

Luke will never come out. He wants to be a Politition.

[Guy Incognito]

Yeah but they had loads of shits and giggles that compensated for the bitching. Theres no balance in this one.

.

Its only four weeks in mate - still plenty of time for the gags - they tend to come when people know each other a bit better when they can take more risks without worrying about offending anyone.

[camo]

I can't see any characters emerging can you? Only Luke has raised a smile but he's an 'orrible little pie eater.

[Guy Incognito]

I can't see any characters emerging can you? Only Luke has raised a smile but he's an 'orrible little pie eater.

luke's funny. Mario is fucking hilarious but is completely unaware of that. Mikey is random as fuck. Katreya is annoying me a bit. Belinda is awful. I think rebecca is funny when she isnt being too giddy.

[camo]

yeah, maybe alex, sylvia and that dancing queen have ruined this one for me. Oh well, theres always Wimbledon...oh hold on.

[camo]

punching those bags was actually quite funny (y)

[Guy Incognito]

punching those bags was actually quite funny (y)

just watched that - it was funny but i need to get belinda off my telly - she is the worst.

[Guy Incognito]

mario and rebecca up for nommo. hmmm. tough call

[roosta]

LOL! i noticed that too last night, when she got off the chair into the garden to get the scissors? mehehehehe.

she probably wears them to hide cellulite or blemishes or something. i thought it looked very strange. her legs must sweat a lot. ew.

like i said at the beginning, mario and lisa are so into some freaky shit. ew. mario is a.. OMG mario is a beefer! someone put that dude in the thread! /searches interwebs.

mario is a full fledged beefing machine.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

YES! Another 35p i've not wasted. Mario is out (y) His fanclub must have all be out at the pub, or on holiday or something.

Maybe we'll now see the real Lisa instead of the stepford wife that she's been so far. She is so brain washed though, he was speaking to her like utter shite the other day and she still just agrees with everything he says.

Don't let me down Davina...give him hell.

And what about Luke and Rebecca!! That definitely gave her the edge on winning tonight. Good call.

[Guy Incognito]

She is so brain washed though.

I dont think it would take too long to wash from what i've seen




And what about Luke and Rebecca!! That definitely gave her the edge on winning tonight. Good call.

I think that might have been orchestrated not sure by who though. Its genuine that they like each other i am just not sure how much.

[Guy Incognito]

woooh

controversial!

Luke and Dale were announced as up for eviction but then Big brother announces that people had been talking about nommos and in code and then announced that the following were up for eviction:

Darnell
Kat
Rachel
Rex
Mohamed
Luke
Dale
Maysoon
Stuart

And stuart has been stripped of head of house. hmmm, gotta wait till tomorrow to see what the fuck happened:(

[Yorkshire~Rose]

You beat me to it Guy!
At first it was just going to be Luke and Dale but then...nice one Stu!

Can i just say that i was GUTTED that Bex was evicted last week, what the hell was that about? Yes, she was annoying and got her baps out at every opportune moment but i wanted to see more of the car-crash Bex <3's Luke budding romance.

[Guy Incognito]

You beat me to it Guy!
At first it was just going to be Luke and Dale but then...nice one Stu!

Can i just say that i was GUTTED that Bex was evicted last week, what the hell was that about? Yes, she was annoying and got her baps out at every opportune moment but i wanted to see more of the car-crash Bex <3's Luke budding romance.


That was the sum total of all i know so if you know more details then spill em. Whats stuart actually done?

Mo should have gone - dude is a prick. Anybody with a 20 a day habit who turns up to that house with NO FUCKING CIGGIES AT ALL is bang out of order.
I still think Luke is best but it all depends how he handles not being with the crazy loud woman. I liked her but she was never gonna win.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

That's all i know too. Apparently he was talking in code about who he nominated. 'Arsenal' for Darnell, 'Wigan' for Luke. Genius bit of code there :rolleyes:


I don't know who i would've chosen between Dale and Luke as i like them both.

Mo is a complete tit. Did you see him doing the chili eating thing? I felt like stabbing them into his eyes.

[Guy Incognito]

That's all i know too. Apparently he was talking in code about who he nominated. 'Arsenal' for Darnell, 'Wigan' for Luke. Genius bit of code there :rolleyes:


I don't know who i would've chosen between Dale and Luke as i like them both.

Mo is a complete tit. Did you see him doing the chili eating thing? I felt like stabbing them into his eyes.

Do you think Dale's codename was "roch"?;)

I thought the chilli contest was funniest bit in the whole series.

I am liking mikey more and more - when he said being blind was an all act was well funny.
Rex is a twat but i like watching him, he winds people up and is good telly.
Its a tough call for the winner.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

It certainly is a tough call who is going to win.

Ahhh Rex, i have a love/hate thing with him. He is an arrogant so and so but some of his putdowns are genius.

Like yesterday when he was laying into old wrinkle forehead herself, Rachel, for being fake/boring - something about "i'd rather swap you for Scrabble" :D

[peterclamp]

I am loving this series...and in fact had far less interest in the last few...Rex is an obnoxious twat for sure, but I actually want him to win now, not some "nice" person in need of fame and exposure!

I think out of the list of nominations...Mo to go...or maybe Darnell?

Fuck, cant wait to watch it tonight/tomorrow now!

[Guy Incognito]

Ahhh Rex, i have a love/hate thing with him. He is an arrogant so and so but some of his putdowns are genius.



True - he is good value for money. He'll be there at the end. Most of them have had good bits but still piss me off a lot.
Darnell is all kinds of wrong but interestin to watch - laughed my head off when he was gettin angry with mo and trying to be hard and cool but he couldnt disguise the fact that his dinner was going down the wrong way

[na§tee]

ahaha, luke and bex.. it was painfully obvious she fancied him not a jot, and was solely doing it for the publicity. or boredom. probably boredom. he was probably just delighted to find a woman's tongue down his throat. he is a massive queen. you mark my words.

get one of the boring people out this week - maysoon or rachel. although dale is a massive twat. but why on earth is rachel there? what does she do? shit, i could be on big brother and be more interesting than her. lol wrinkle forehead. also, lol at her for not realising that darnell was black - hilarious.

i have a love/hate thing with rex, too. i think he is unreasonably mean on occasions though - like when he told kat she looked "really big" on her VT last night. not cool, man! she didn't do anything to you!

oh, and i want darnell to win. i think he has been on a real learning curve in that house. sure he blows off at times, but it's because he is an earnest, emotional sort of fella with a weird sense of justice. but he admits he can spit the dummy sometimes. and he would be so appreciative. so go darnell.

[camo]

I hate Darnell, that guy has a chip on his shoulder big enough that no amount of mayo will be enough to cover it. He really needs to lighten up. Plus I hate how he can just switch emotions at the drop of a hat, he just turns on anyone for no reason.

I can do a good Darnell impression by walking on my tip toes, leaning forward and arching my arms, whilst cussing and walking in circles.

Luke is by far the worst, has there been a single minute of his time spent in the house not bitching or whinging? I doubt it. He never has anything to say other than to whine about someone or something. You're right Claire, he's a proper queen.

Rex is a tosser, but he winds up the other tossers so kudos to him for that.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

I can do a good Darnell impression by walking on my tip toes, leaning forward and arching my arms, whilst cussing and walking in circles.


Haha - why the hell does he walk like that!?
He's always wearing those hideous black velour slippers too - with the gold crest on them. They're right bobby dazzlers, them (n)

[na§tee]

ahaha, while i appreciate the chip/mayo metaphor i know that he's not perfect. but the thing is - HE knows he's not perfect, either. he recognises when he is being a total arse. he makes a tit out of himself - then he apologises. and he normally only blows up about things when he is defending other people or something he really believes in. it's not about pride or ego with him. man, i should get on the campaign trail.

he does sort of hump about though. my friend said (i think i mentioned earlier) that is knuckles were almost dragging on the floor. ahahaha. i like him. he's a good dude. and i cannot wait for the shiteous single he'll inevitably release when he's out.

[camo]

yeah those slipper are terrible, he even arrived in the house with them on.


I dunno Claire, he just really bothers me because of his righteous ways.

I'm sure he'll have some sort of craptastic single about cookies out in no time.

[thegoodmrbrodie!]

i like this darnell chap. he must have had such a different life to most of the rest of them.

i hate luke so much that he is now funny. so he needs to stay in.

i feel kinda sad that i cant admit to my housemates that i am watching this. :(

[thegoodmrbrodie!]

i just noticed that rachel's surname is rice. rachel rice. i now would like for her to win. :)

[trailerprincess]

Luke reminds me of someone from Heidi Hi (or however you spell it)

[Guy Incognito]

rex choosing all those special prizes was geniius but sticking his girlfriend in is a bit desperate from the producers.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

rex choosing all those special prizes was geniius but sticking his girlfriend in is a bit desperate from the producers.

Agreed. He didn't look exactly overjoyed to see her though, don't you think? I know it must have been a shock but still...

I can't believe Mo wasn't evicted. Luke was great in his interview with Davina though.

[Guy Incognito]

Agreed. He didn't look exactly overjoyed to see her though, don't you think? I know it must have been a shock but still...

I can't believe Mo wasn't evicted. Luke was great in his interview with Davina though.

i had realised luke was never winning but the fact he has gone before mo is a travesty.


I still think number 6 was nicer looking than rex's missus.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

I still think number 6 was nicer looking than rex's missus.

dear god, yes.

[na§tee]

warrrghhh so at the newsagents this morning i noticed the cover of the mirror or some equally shitty tabloid has bex in absurdly tight lingerie straddling luke looking very puzzled, next to headlines such as

WE HAD SEX ALL NIGHT LONG
I DIDN'T HAVE A CLUE WHAT TO DO!

yeah fucking right you bumped genitalia at all! you didn't have a clue what to do because you do not like vaginas and it didn't happen, luke.

[camo]

Yeah I saw it on the front of the Star, I think thats what you mean, where he's lay down and she's sat on him. Bang, there goes his seat in Parliament!

Rex's mrs is sooooo not in love with him. Her body language towards him is priceless. They are never going to last. It's brilliant to watch (y)

[Guy Incognito]

Rex's mrs is sooooo not in love with him. Her body language towards him is priceless. They are never going to last. It's brilliant to watch (y)

its awful to watch - he wont let her breathe or talk to anyone else but she also plays on the fact that he is besotted with her.
I think its quite honourable that he believes she is the most beautiful woman ever but he should respect other peoples opinions and realise that big brother is fucking with him.
His missus appears to have nay brains and a funny nose.
But what would be funny if rex gets evicted on friday after having a mother of all rows and nicole stays in and gets off with stuart. That would be quality.
Rex is a first class twat and is showing his true colours now. He can give it but the moment anyone else i.e lisa or big brother gives it back he cant take it and acts like a big baby. He is a bellend.

[na§tee]

i'm sorry, i know he is a bit of a plonker who overdoes the eyeliner a bit, but stuart had a really swoon-worthy body.

[na§tee]

how hilariously shit was their version of thriller (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMcdW2Av23c)? nicole looks soooo serious.

yes, i am bored and on my own this friday night :(

[paul jones]

how hilariously shit was their version of thriller (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMcdW2Av23c)? nicole looks soooo serious.

yes, i am bored and on my own this friday night :(


fucking hopeless! They were all out of sync with Mikey

[na§tee]

ERECTIONS! :(

[Guy Incognito]

ERECTIONS! :(

but why the fuck didnt he just stay in the sodding pool?

its between the blind man and the australian if you ask me

[rirv]

I can't believe it's still on the telly. It started in May right? As of 40 minutes ago it is now September. Fuck.

[na§tee]

but why the fuck didnt he just stay in the sodding pool?
I KNOW!

he fucking wanted them all to see. oh it was cringy seeing him saying "oh i was just fucking with them.. lolz!" er, no you weren't. that was a genuine hard on, mate. there is nothing more painfully obvious than a man trying (badly) to hide an erection. especially an erection in your shorts.. that are clinging to you because you have been in the pool. goddammit. i don't want to think of darnell's fucking erection before i go to bed. no. noooo.

and yes, it has been a long time. we are getting old. fucking hell, it is september. nooo.

[Guy Incognito]

I

and yes, it has been a long time. we are getting old. fucking hell, it is september. nooo.

yes - its not been a compulsive watch for me this year - i hate most of them too much, far too many negative character traits going on, am clutching at straws for who to like, the only two people i do like are a bit of a dead loss really. I think mikey should win it just for eating that chilli.

[paul jones]

I can't believe it's still on the telly. It started in May right? As of 40 minutes ago it is now September. Fuck.

a week into June it started.

still,that's close to May

Why did I start this thread? I have watched maybe 5 minutes total.

[Guy Incognito]

Why did I start this thread?


innuendo (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1589788&postcount=1)

[paul jones]

innuendo (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1589788&postcount=1)

good spot sherlock(y)

[camo]

Tonight:

The housemates will be told they have to dress up as one another and then be rewarded with a party. But once the booze-up begins, host Davina McCall, 40, will kick out the pair who have received the lowest number of votes from viewers.

Hopefully Rex dressed as Kat please!

[na§tee]

apparently they're going to let them all watch an episode of big brother, too. lolol.

[TAL]

It took less than a week for penis in vagina to happen on this years Finnish Big Brother.

[roosta]

I only watched bout 12.4% of this years one, but i liked Mohammed the best.

[rirv]

I just saw a snippet of the eviction show this morning... is that large asian lady mentally ill?? She was bouncing all over the place spouting pigeon English and crying. It looked like she needs help of some sort.

[venusvenus123]

It looked like she needs help of some sort.
like everyone else who goes on big brother....


thank god it's over.
this is one of the few years i haven't watched one millisecond of the show. bring back those quality US shows!

[rirv]

like everyone else who goes on big brother....


thank god it's over.
this is one of the few years i haven't watched one millisecond of the show. bring back those quality US shows!

Hello!

This one really looked like she was mentally ill. She was basically acting like a toddler. Not in a spoilt brat way but in a "I have no more brains than a toddler and I like playing with Duplo."

[venusvenus123]

hello back!

yes, it's disturbing. everytime i switched to big brother this year i thought they all looked more disturbed than usual.

damn, i just said i never watched a millisecond.

maybe it was two.

[rirv]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRaNwJru0Hg&feature=bz302

X Factor is the best reality show out there.

[na§tee]

my flatmate didn't think that woman was for real. he said her hair and makeup looked obviously "new" (eh?) and she was just doing it for a larf. i don't know. hilarious either way.

as for kat - oh my, she is a few sandwiches short of a picnic. she and everyone else started SOBBING, like, proper fucking sobbing, when it was announced she was getting evicted. get a griiiippp.

[camo]

Tonight:

The housemates will be told they have to dress up as one another and then be rewarded with a party. But once the booze-up begins, host Davina McCall, 40, will kick out the pair who have received the lowest number of votes from viewers.

Hopefully Rex dressed as Kat please!


God, it was rubbish. I can't believe they fucked up such a simple plan as this. Mohammed came out dressed as....himself. Rubbish.

Kat was pathetic, I can't believe she's 30. Talk about bi-polar :rolleyes:

[na§tee]

what the fuck?

what the fuck?

[Randetica]

what the fuck?

what the fuck?

what the fuck


happened?
and whos rachel

[camo]

Traversty.