PDA

View Full Version : Famous Last Words


ToucanSpam
06-09-2008, 12:02 PM
http://www.sanftleben.com/Last%20Words/lastwords.html


These are all great. Post some of your favorites here! I'll pick a couple to get started.

Pompadour, Jeanne-Antoinette Poisson, Marquise d'Etoiles (1721-1764)

"Wait a second."

Madame de Pompadour was a lady of the French court and mistress to Louis XV. She was a major influence on French politics of the mid-18th century. As she died, Madame de Pompadour called on God to "Wait a second." When He did, she quickly applied rouge to her cheeks.


Joan of Arc, Saint (1412-1431)

"Hold the cross high so I may see it through the flames!"

Joan was the youngest of five children of Jacques d'Arc, a peasant farmer from Domremy. She began to hear "voices" when she was thirteen that told her she was to serve the Dauphin and save France. Joan was repeatedly rebuffed in her attempts to join the French army until she successfully predicted its defeat at the Battle of Herrings in 1429. Afterwards, a local commander sent her to the Dauphin. When she recognized the disguised Dauphin hiding in a group of courtiers, he sent her to be examined by group of theologians at Poitiers. After three weeks of questioning, they proclaimed that her voices were genuine.

The Dauphin then sent her to serve with the Army as it fought to lift the siege of Orleans. There, clad in a suit of armor, she led her men and saved the city by capturing several English forts. Later that year she led the French army to an even more important victory at Troyes. This allowed the Dauphin to be crowned Charles VII at Reims, and Joan stood at his side during the ceremony. She continued to lead the army until she was captured by Burgundians at Compiegne and turned over to the English. Charles made no effort to save her, and in fact, some have suggested that he helped arrange her capture as part of a secret deal with the Burgundians.

Joan was tried in a religious court for heresy and witchcraft, and although she defended herself well, she was forced or tricked into denying her "voices" and promising never again to wear men's clothes. Later, she once more dressed as a man and was declared a heretic. She was burned at the stake in the Rouen marketplace, and her ashes were thrown into the Seine. Twenty-five years later, her case was reopened by Pope Callistus III, and she was found innocent. Joan was canonized by Pope Benedict XV in 1920.

MC Moot
06-09-2008, 12:17 PM
http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=77295&highlight=famous+words

;)

ToucanSpam
06-09-2008, 12:23 PM
Old thread is old.

yeahwho
06-09-2008, 09:38 PM
I don't know about last words but I like the idea of having my tombstone say something along the lines of "I Told You I Was Sick"

Bob
06-09-2008, 09:39 PM
"Old thread is old"

(watch your back toucan)

yeahwho
06-09-2008, 09:45 PM
also I was at a relatives funeral last weekend who died at age 55, he loved the Kinks and 50's music, yet they made a tape with ELO, spirit in the sky and some emo from recently. His friends all asked me who made the corny disc.... I'm not sure but it wasn't me and definitely not him.

the point is if you think your going to die soon, burn a disc now and don't let the relatives decide what to play at your memorial service.

mate_spawn_die
06-09-2008, 10:27 PM
also I was at a relatives funeral last weekend who died at age 55, he loved the Kinks and 50's music, yet they made a tape with ELO, spirit in the sky and some emo from recently. His friends all asked me who made the corny disc.... I'm not sure but it wasn't me and definitely not him.

the point is if you think your going to die soon, burn a disc now and don't let the relatives decide what to play at your memorial service.

that's a good idea... i'm going to put a bunch of random shit on my cd that doesnt make any sense at all... so my funeral will be awkward and people start laughing when they hear this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=lzTG0fTLAlU), this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=M2O3Peo2Ozo) and this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=IYnjASLYKdA&feature=related)

yeahwho
06-09-2008, 10:39 PM
LOLZ and maybe this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCClFi-dQFk&feature=related)

yeahwho
06-09-2008, 10:40 PM
as your casket erupts into flames

mate_spawn_die
06-09-2008, 10:50 PM
^ lol! thats the best fuckin idea ever. i seriously think i will have someone do that with my permission

Dorothy Wood
06-09-2008, 11:07 PM
LOLZ and maybe this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCClFi-dQFk&feature=related)


whoa ho ho! what?! weird, I just watched that video a couple of weeks ago while researching and I'd never seen it before and here it is again. creepy!

Dorothy Wood
06-09-2008, 11:31 PM
Traherne, Judy (actress - Bette Davis) "Is that you, Martha? . . . I don't want to be disturbed."
Movie: Dark Victory, 1939
For more information:

kleptomaniac
06-09-2008, 11:40 PM
"Shit."
Stansfield in Leon: The Professional

beastieboysbaby
06-09-2008, 11:58 PM
hahahaha ^