I catch stunts when I aint tryin'

[Lex Diamonds]

I aint lyin'

[camo]

I stitch cunts when I aint fryin'

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm known for snatchin' purses and bombin' churches
I get more pussy by accident than most niggas get on purpose

[camo]

I'm eating some cereal, and I might go for a poo in a bit

[Lex Diamonds]

When I met you last night baby
Before you opened up your gap
I had respect for ya lady
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call
Next time I'm feelin kinda horny
You can come on over, and I'll break you off
And if you can't fuck, that day, baby
Just lay back, and open your mouth
Cause I have never
met a girl
That I love
in the whole wide world

[camo]

I wonder if they've got the decent bog roll back in the toilets yet?

[roosta]

When they finally confirm the link between internet usage and climate change you will have alot to answer for, Padster.