Bust a rap about the person above.

[camo]

I'm no good at this so I expect to learn from you all.

[Loppfessor]

No one on here has any rap skills dude...

[abcdefz]

n/a

[Myu-to]

abcdefz
what did you do with ghijklmop?
And what about qrstuv, you villianous guy?
W and x want to know what happened and y?

[checkyourprez]

^ got a smile outta me. (y)

[funk63]

checkyourprez? check my head. so much sick thoughts I give you nightmares in bed. so before you post, watch out Im a ghost. I haunt this funky land from here to the coast.

[TimDoolan]

Funk sixty three, is on the cute tip
Pinch her in her botches and she'll sink your ship

[pshabi]

I'm from the funky midwest like Doolan',
I'm MC schoolin'
Ya tongues out, ya droolin'...

Who ya foolin?!!?!?!?!

[funk63]

Funk sixty three, is on the cute tip
Pinch her in her botches and she'll sink your ship

IM A FUCKIN GUY FOR THE LAAST TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[checkyourprez]

Funk sixty three, is on the cute tip
Pinch her in her botches and she'll sink your ship

IM A FUCKIN GUY FOR THE LAAST TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HA man was that some gay shit.

[ericlee]

I'll just beat box it.

*ch ch chhheck rrrherruuuuurrrrrr ahahahaha pssestttt psssst prrrreeeess urrrherrrurrrherrr*

[icy manipulator]

sensei may like the goon and that's ok
but i like to hit other shit like barcard-ay
then i'll hit the town with a full pack of smokes
and keep my eyes out for someone to provoke
the dumb cunt wont know that i'm packing a blade
i'll slit his fucking throat and get myself paid
and all those of you that watch Big Brother
i went to school, WITH WES THE MOTHERFUCKER!

[Dorothy Wood]

ericlee, pcp
angel dust,
make ya guts rust
trust
up in here, all this gear
all y'all queer
as in odd
bake some cod
I'm allergic
gon' get sick
buckets quick
to collect all this shit
oven mit
protec' my kit
from gettin' burnnnned


DETROIT WHUT?!

[Waus]

IM A FUCKIN GUY FOR THE LAAST TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe changing your avatar would cause less confusion. (lb)

D-wood up in this piece or is it Sarky Devotchka
got framed up prints that make me wanna do dechacha
windy city mistress
damsel in the distress
drama for the reading so the rest of us are less-stressed

CHI TOWN WOOT

[Dorothy Wood]

you didn't do a rap about me, wait, I guess you did. and icy ruined my ericlee rap!

so I do one about icy

icy manipulator
total hater
masturbator
up on tennis
listens to genes-
is, not with peter
only with phil
"I can't dance"
put in a trance
by collins
his favorite movie is
mr. hollands
opus,
heaven help us!

[funk63]

Maybe changing your avatar would cause less confusion. (lb)


but i like it.


waus yo yano he went to purdue. chauncey hill motha fucka thats all im through.

[DandyFop]

funk63
I don't know who you be
A person, place, or noun
Or maybe all three

you wanna funk shit up
with your funky ass power
well I'm telling you bitch
get the funk off my tower

I don't know what that meant
maybe I'm Rapunzel
so suck on my dick
you're gonna have fun...zel

[camo]

ahem ahem, ay yo ay yo...

Dear dandyfop,
I don't know you a lot,
I'm drinking my tea,
and this tea is quite hot.
Pass me my pen,
and I'll do some little dooodles,
you've got hair that looks like noodles.


Word.

[Lex Diamonds]

A chick with a dick? Bun dat rude boy
This little pig' aint on dat rude boy
I might lick clit wit a yat rude boy
But bitches with dicks? FUCK DAT RUDE BOY

YOU DUN KNOW
LDN
HF WHAT
DOIN BIG TINGS
ON ROAD
BIG PIZZLE ON A HYPE TING
KNOW DAT
LISTEN

I break faces of straight laces
Slatin' the bait wasteds
Makin' my papes basically
Rapin' this game majorly
BBMB WHAT? You beefin' wit me what?
You really dat eedjot, who want it with P dot?
You dun know, catch a blade, I roll witta shank-ting
Yer mum's cold BAD in bed, she's sooo into spanking!

PDOT WHAT?!!!
DON'T WATCH DAT
BBMB REPPIN'
ROLLING DEEP YUGETME?
DUNKNOW

[camo]

computer says no.

[Lex Diamonds]

I thought
BBMB WHAT? You beefin' wit me what?
You really dat eedjot, who want it with P dot?
was OK.

Obviously not. Don't worry about it, I'm just going to cry myself to sleep.

[camo]

I just didn't get it :D


Fuck's a P dot anyways?

[Lex Diamonds]

P dot = Padster

OBVIOUSLY.

You're so out of touch with the youth it's embarassing, grandad.

[camo]

You go for it Junior.

[Lex Diamonds]

Anyway chump, well done on killing your thread, even though you came up with the original premise for it.

[camo]

that didn't rhymes so it didn't count.

schmount.

[mikizee]

Tryin to think of a rap for tha ca-mo
rackin my brain hard but im fresh outta am-mo
I think he's in the UK but thats all that I'm knowin
More beer and codeine and the clock is fuckin slowin



BOH

[Guy Incognito]

these type of threads are always crap
nobody on this board can fucking rap

Out

[mikizee]

That rap wasn't about me AT ALL.

[na§tee]

bake some cod
I'm allergic
gon' get sick
buckets quick
to collect all this shit
oven mit
protec' my kit
from gettin' burnnnned


DETROIT WHUT?!

icy manipulator
total hater
masturbator
up on tennis
listens to genes-
is, not with peter
only with phil
"I can't dance"
OH GOD i can't stop laughing. toilet hater masturbator. ahaahahahha.
EDIT: okay it's total, but i read it as 'toilet', and that makes it even more funny.

[camo]

Tryin to think of a rap for tha ca-mo
rackin my brain hard but im fresh outta am-mo
I think he's in the UK but thats all that I'm knowin
More beer and codeine and the clock is fuckin slowin



BOH

nice (y)

[na§tee]

That rap wasn't about me AT ALL.

this is a rhyme about mikizee
from the land of koalas in their sweet gum trees
he shags in his car, he shags in the sea
shagging shagging shagging like a busy little bee
shaving his balls to the nth degree
his next conquest
will be an amputee

[mikizee]

hahahaha.

Amputee huh. givin me ideas.

I'm due for a drought, I got dumped via text today.

[russhie]

Can I have one?

[camo]

russhie gave me pics so I could photoshop 'em
but she's too shy to bbmb drop 'em
you'll only see a bit in her avator,
but trust me boys she's sweet like potato.

[na§tee]

hey man, i laboured over my phat beats and i didn't get no verse :/.

[chromium05]

Since when the fuck did avatar rhyme with potatoes? *
Fuck off back to the clearance rack in TK Maxx.

Laterzzzzz

( * In yorkshire - potatoes is pronounced potaters)

[russhie]

hey man, i laboured over my phat beats and i didn't get no verse :/.

:(

[camo]

Since when the fuck did avatar rhyme with potatoes? *
Fuck off back to the clearance rack in TK Maxx.

Laterzzzzz

( * In yorkshire - potatoes is pronounced potaters)

Avator, Potato (not 's') is pronounced the same where I come from. Oh and I'm in Yorkshire now. I live there.


Boo you

[Guy Incognito]

these type of threads are always crap
nobody on this board can fucking rap

Out

That rap wasn't about me AT ALL.

Well you are on this board so it was about you
Dont get all caps lock on me, thats fucking poo

[chromium05]

ha ha - me too - doncaster.

Anyway - just trying to make some shit rhyme. it did in MY head anyway....(y)

[na§tee]

:(
s'okay, someone will do a haiku on scottish people, scotch eggs, and brown sauce soon :)

i started one for you, but i only have this tune in my head

russhie russhie russhie
can't you see
sometimes your words just hyp-no-tise me

which sounds awfullllly familiar. ahahaha. YES GUYS. IT'S A JOKE. i know where it's from! oh crumbs, what have i become? i'm feeling glum.

[camo]

hey man, i laboured over my phat beats and i didn't get no verse :/.

nastee had beef with me,
although you could never tell,
She's my stumbling friend now,
and my personal speak and spell.

Make a typo and she'll be only my back,
quicker than a junkie fiending for crack,
so now I type slower and check my mistakes,
to save me from her Labradors,
and a potenshule arse rape.


How was yours russhie?

[Lex Diamonds]

Oh Claire, you're a bare safe net brare
Quite chong tho nice bongoes yep yeah
You're into shit like Mario Kart and obscure sauces, Ketch-up
she's on road like carts and horses
Probably the best thing to come out the noo
And that's saying a lot because they made Irn Bru

BBMB WATT!!!

[AceFace]

hey man, i laboured over my phat beats and i didn't get no verse :/.
Nastee? who she?
she the one to beat
her rhymes so fresh
make ya beg on ya knees
to stop her shit
make her quit
before those words
make ya throw a fit.

:D

[AceFace]

hahahaha. we all made up for her!

[na§tee]

loves it! thankyou all. especially paddy for putting 'noo' in there. well done.
always pleased to see my mayonnaise and brown sauce (not together) lovin' is recognised in rhyme-form.

p.s. i am not your stumbling friend yet camo. who do you have as 'me'? i cannae seeee you! p.p.s. POTENTIAL :p

[mikizee]

claire, come to adelaide
if you dont I will be..... mad-elaide.

Thanks ladies and gentlemen, im here all week.

[Planetary]

YOU KNOW WHEN A FRIEND HAS BEEN JERKING OFF IN YOUR HOUSE

[Lex Diamonds]

Planetary's mum's back is hairy,
Get a load of this jerk he's a fassy fairy
He wear's womens pants and a wig, fo rilla
Then does a silly dance in front of the mirror
Singing "It's Raining Men", to make himself erect
He's an odd little bastard, what did you expect?!!

[camo]

p.s. i am not your stumbling friend yet camo. who do you have as 'me'? i cannae seeee you! p.p.s. POTENTIAL :p


Eh? I've had a few lunch beers so excuse my brain trying to catch up.

[AceFace]

oh boo... i got skipped. :(

[Kid Presentable]

Aceface, don't be sad you get no raps
New to the bum sex, watch out for prolapse

[AceFace]

^ that made me giggle in an embarrassed way.

[Kid Presentable]

Russhie,you had me at "Don't hurt me"
Oh snap it's not 1:30
My belly button smells like socks
it must be dirty

[Kid Presentable]

my nipples snadpapered
rubber necked
I live in a pair of jeans
can't no discount for this sweater
it's got no neckhole
"Bitch please
is a pair of jeans"
oh lordy
they adored me
now I'm Billy ray
and some young bitch just out scored me
i feed you soup
via my own straw
oh lawd
you bust when i bust dat so sore for sure yaw
i'm smokin ice
you tap me on the shoulder like waat this pokin twice
i'm a matador
you see my red blanket
my skinny rabbit sneezed
on you shoes
no need to thank it
el o el cuz i already yanked it

[Kid Presentable]

Kid presentable
I could murder you like you were a Defeo
say yo
lets play today yo
you been doin some wrist work
whats that i see
a penthouse magazine?
from 19 seny free?
the bushes was big,
its 91 to presnet
you smell the fart under the blanket
damn that shiz is pleasant
course it is
i'm at the racecourse
not know whos horse it is
but that it runnin
glue factory talent scout
damn kid you lookin out
what that glitter shit about?
eeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuugh

[mikizee]

from mike to the z to kid to the p
i just ate a pizza
now i gotta rest my feet-za
my bed is now callin
to sleep i am fallin
pizza farts in the mornin
wake me up from my snorin

[Guy Incognito]

these type of threads are always crap
nobody on this board can fucking rap

Out

Ok its time for me to eat my words
And join in with all you nerds.
I thought this thread was a total farce
it started out as a big bag of arse
but there's some funny rhymes on here
I dint expect that
sorry that i was a bit of a twat

[Kid Presentable]

i'm juts a level 4 paladin
at john madden
but i fucks a rapper up
at the megadrive alladin
i shit in the vacuum cleaner
meaner
enematic abortion
i'm outsourcin
my bowel movements
to somebody who's more important
i'm through sortin
i'm self-courtin
i'm buildin forts and
posting
as cats who *snort* then
i'm rappin 4 tay
crossed with sisqo
my dicks slow
but you can help to make it quick yo
i won the prize
for 'worst corssed eyes'
cause it was just lookin left
mayne i thought i was so so deft
Edit: call me painter pete yo
somthing blah blah
guy incofnito

[camo]

these are great!

[Lex Diamonds]

Edit: call me painter pete yo
somthing blah blah
guy incofnito
Yo, I'm feeling this part. Do you flow to instrumentals or just jam a capella?

Holla back!

--Your boy, The Padster

[Kid Presentable]

shyts mental
i flow like mestruals
to instrumentals
with a work ethic and im not oriental
but very very humble
see that lady in the bike pants
her undercarriage mumbel
i'm in a crumble
apples in a stew
hey jabumble
happry birthday to you
happy birthday to you
you look like an apes arse
and i think that's not very representative
as the merhant
in resident evil
you call me stranger
then flash me
bash me like you just surpassed me
i missed the cross bow
but i got the HP in a flask B

[Guy Incognito]

hey mr presentable
the way you crowbarred my name in
was really lamentable
It took me ages to think of a rhyme for your name
sorry that this rhyme is really fuckin lame

[Loppfessor]

You people all need to punched in the face!

[Guy Incognito]

You people all need to punched in the face!

yo loppfessor
dont be a messer
its only a bit of fun
no ones lost and no ones won
i realise i am comin over like pam ayres (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pam_Ayres)
and have less chance of being a rapper than
of platting my own arse hairs
i know this rap is shit and
i cant really spit
but its better than doin work
even if i sound like a berk

[Loppfessor]

^LOL@ "messer" and "berk"

[Guy Incognito]

^LOL@ "messer" and "berk"

not so interesting fact that i learnt from a recent interview with donald sutherland.

Berk is quite a tame insult that people of all ages use over here but i found out that its short for the cockney rhyming slang for cunt which is "Berkeley Hunt".

Edit : thats not a rap at all but having said that neither are any of my other attempts

[Freebasser]

Guy Incognito
He's ultra-neato
I'm stopping this short
Because I need to take a shit

[DandyFop]

His name is Freebasser
he'll school you like an eraser
with your fucked up mathematic
equation symptematic

[instigator7022]

Dandy Fop

does not sharecrop

nor work in a sweatshop

*does weird hand movement

oooooooooooooooooooooooh!

[Guy Incognito]

what happened to the other 7021 instigators?
did you bump them all off and say "see ya laters"?
two lines is all i should do
cos after that
it all turns to poo

[russhie]

Yaaaaaaaaaay

I'm pleased.

[mikizee]

This day is wasting away... by the hour
its 1117 and i still havent showered
yeah i got lots of shit to do man but i cant be fucked
i tried to make a coffee and boy it really sucked
as i ran out of sugar, ran outta milk
at least this rhymes flown like a box fulla silk
i should probably get up, do some work
but instead im goin on pornhub, and get on with the jerk

[Lex Diamonds]

Got up bare early, 10.30, couldn't sleep
Cuz I didn't have my bitch layin next to me
My mouth was fucked up so I went to the sink
Eyes gummy and red I couldn't even blink
That skunk last night, no doubt it was cro
But now I feel like I'm 86 years old
I knew I shouldn't have smoked the whole eighth
Makes my head fucked up, like every day
Only one solution for a feeling like this
Get Cas on the phone, we'll pick up in a bit

[icy manipulator]

listen everybody coz i know what it means
to be living on the planet as a boy in the teens
it really isn't easy turning into a man
coz puberty is part of the plan
you get pimples on your face and braces on your teeth
and your first pubic hair is growing underneath
your voice is cracking up you're feeling kinda silly
when you're standing in the shower looking down at your willy

[Lex Diamonds]

Looks like icy has a weird thing for underage boys.

I for one suspected it all along.

[icy manipulator]

you caught me (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=0NC7GdjhnCQ)

[DeeJayZap]

yo,
what the blootclot,
i clock my glock,
hey bud, you're face down
in a parking lot,
dont fuck with me nigga,
i pull the trigga nigga,
then i drown you in liquor
then set you on fire
like a tire on fire
in quebec
what the heck,
i make you upset and depressed nigga,
you the dope trip, how ya figga?
gimme the lip nigga? i pull the trigga
now you're dead,
bullets in your head like a thoroughbred
horse with a broken leg

im out, w000o0o00o0o0o0o00O0O0O0o0o0O0o0O0o0O0O0o0O0o0o0O0 orD!

[camo]

This thread has lost course.

Someone start a 'I'm a rapper and I wanna show you what I can/can't do' thread.

[icy manipulator]

i'm a rapper with a baby
with a baby
i got a little bitty mother fucking baby
dont say maybe
he's got a baby
he's got it coz he did it with a lady
i rap with my baby in a coffee shop
i rap with my baby in the parking lot
i rapping with my baby in a cocaine den
i rap with my baby all day and i'll do it again
dont say maybe
we got some babies
we got em coz we did it with some ladies

[hpdrifter]

I. am. not. touching. that.

[Myu-to]

hpdrifter, sweet shoptlifter like Wynonna.
You've got the five finger discount from New York to Pomona.
You take Palmolive and Pepto, anything you klepto
You even stole my heart and now you won't let go.

[Lex Diamonds]

You are new and I am leet
Joel is sick and drifter's sweet
Reading this shit I've got to say
Every rap in this thread is super gay


ps
Why is it OK for DeeJayZap to use "nigga" several times in his rap but I get some lame-ass PM from tpk when I quote from a GFK song?

[TimDoolan]

Oh man whats up with the Bee Bee Em Bee?
Lonely and scary, like a cemetary
Smoking herb and bourbon, relax with dro
I'll always end up coolin' when I bust a flow

[DandyFop]

Doolan works hard like a mule 'n'
shit or is it doo-lan like man
a man with a plan in Iran
there's a war, what's it for
oil, money, respect or just lore

[DandyFop]

i'm a rapper with a baby
with a baby
i got a little bitty mother fucking baby
dont say maybe
he's got a baby
he's got it coz he did it with a lady
i rap with my baby in a coffee shop
i rap with my baby in the parking lot
i rapping with my baby in a cocaine den
i rap with my baby all day and i'll do it again
dont say maybe
we got some babies
we got em coz we did it with some ladies

<3 <3 <3

every time I see a dude with a front carrying baby thing I sing this

[paul jones]

Dandy motherfuckin Fop
In da hills of Hollywood
Meets all da stars
locks herself out of cars
meets cosmo and chewie
then they get all nudie
wop bop a loo bop
a lop bam boogie

[camo]

hot diggity dog damn,
PJ the dildo wealding canine with a pint in his hand,
camo came bringing this thread back,
waxing chumps like back, sack and crack.

[rirv]

Camo came on my mum's tits,
because he ate a Obama's grits.
At least he didn't eat his sweet potato pie,
otherwise he'd have come in his own eye.

[camo]

lol :D

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm a cruel and shallow fool
like a paddle pool
Slap all tools and spanners too
and send em straggling back to school
I know how it goes
so I'm cold with heavy flows
I bury hoes,
like old clothes get many holes
Camo can't test me no,
tried to beef he let me know
And then he froze
getting home
noise in the kitchen,
He toyed with a vision of boys robbing his fridge and
He went to shout
but realised 'Isn't my bitch in?'
Then he floundered
entered
and encountered
Padster giving his chick the big dick over the counter

[rirv]

I get my bone blown when I'm on the microphone,
whilst Padster sits at home repaying his high interest loan.

[venusvenus123]

rirv pulls back when he's rowing on the river
he ain't just a taker; he's also a giver
he likes his pizza flat, long, meaty and wide
he busts out the moves watching beasties from the side

:D

[ScarySquirrel]

VenusVenus123 - she's almost like a mom to me.
Well not really, but she has a kid
whose name is Cosmo like that 'Seinfeld' twit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmo_Kramer).
Never one to mince her words
V-123 is a Beastie-Free original... y'heard?

So next time you're chilling and thinking 'bout postin'
remember this rhyme and what I'm boastin'.
'Cause the V squared might be around just like a copper (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=copper) -
to drop some science and English proper.

She's like an ep of AbFab (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abfab) but not idiotic
'cause she sports English humo(u)r that's not moronic.
Not quite Masterpiece Theatre (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masterpiece_Theatre) but close enough,
Venus makes posts more deadly than a collection of snuff (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snuff_movie).

Sorry, I'm really bored and procrastinating...

[venusvenus123]

awww, *hug*:o

[rirv]

awww, *hug*:o

venus venus one two three
likes penis penis in her c

[Lex Diamonds]

Rirv wins.

[camo]

paddy m the druggy cunt cunt fag,
I put food in my shopping bag,
you like men coz kenny said so,
smarten up man - tuck your shirt in bro,
an egg, a pie and a ball point pen,
i'll have another corona and you can think about men,
mustard on my hot dog please,
fleas, bee's and smelly cheese.


word

[Lex Diamonds]

What's this nancy dick whore
talkin' random shit for?
If ants wanna battle elephants
They gotta keep it relevant
If you can't even see me
How you gonna beat me?
I'm the BBMB's James Gandolfini
The don,
the boss
I won,
you lost
I'm a razor, sabre
You're a caber, tossed
Know your role son,
Let me handle my biz
So cold I'm frozen
Haters scramble to diss
Get murked if you test
best learn from the best
I flame on a lame,
get burned with finesse,
Yes.

[camo]

In a battle from the mic
you'd best be blessed
beat me in that round
but lose the next
Murk me? Son that word
can't be checked
You ain't a star princess
you've just been trekked
To another dimension
You count as one
what I lack in rhyme
I make up for in action
Hide behind the name
shoot disses from the fibre
you're an elephant?
You're a pussy
I'm an ant?
I'm a tiger
I'll punch chunks from you
leaving you sluring my name
might be new to rhyming
but my bite knows game.

[Lex Diamonds]

Took you a month to write that?
I don't even gotta write back

[camo]

no five mins, I was looking through old threads.

Just thought I'd have a go with pissing about.

[Lex Diamonds]

You don't wanna fuck with a soldier
Use your head or I'll take it off your shoulders
Run up in your house and shoot everyone that's sitting on the living room sofa

[camo]

ha ha :D

my shoulders state private
So I'm steppin' up my rank
come at me with guns
and I'll come back with a tank
shooting up my house was a massive mistake
I'm rolling over yours right now
So here's a lemon for that brick pancake