Bumper sticker thread...

[MC Moot]

Post the next bumper sticker you see...or ones that you recall or despise...

This morning I saw this one:

"On the other hand...you have different fingers."

(y)

[AceFace]

now this is my kinda thread! i love me some "do it" stickers. that make me freak out and be happy!

"Chess players mate better" that's the last one i can remember.

OH i took a pic of one of those ribbon things awhile ago. lemme upload it.

[AceFace]

check it!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3035/2593402788_1a46843dc7.jpg

[Guy Incognito]

i saw a car the other day that was obviously driven by someone into witchcraft and the like, it said:

Humans have no business messing with dragons as they are crunchy and taste great with ketchup


strange

[abcdefz]

This shoulda gone in sure shots. :(

[MC Moot]

“JESUS IS COMING BACK!...and boy is he pissed”

:D

[abcdefz]

"If Jesus came back and saw what all was going on in His name, He'd never stop throwing up."

[MC Moot]

"My boss is a Jewish carpenter"

"God is my co-pilot"

"Dog is my co-pilot"

[MC Moot]

"911 was an inside job"...saw it about 2 weeks ago,on a s.u.v with Alberta plates...:rolleyes:

[MC Moot]

i saw a car the other day that was obviously driven by someone into witchcraft and the like, it said:

Humans have no business messing with dragons as they are crunchy and taste great with ketchup


strange

I’ll bet they were enroute to Stonehenge...(y):D(y)

[AceFace]

i've often thought of starting a blog of amusing bumper stickers and do it stickers that i come across. maybe this is a sign i should!

[Loppfessor]

"Hillary?? Come on Dude!"...that one made me chuckle

[abcdefz]

"Hillary?? Come on Dude!"...that one made me chuckle



Nice.

[YoungRemy]

bumper stickers= road rage

People seemingly love to customise, but apparently, at least according to the research from Colorado State University, the high level of personalisation that has fuelled the automotive aftermarket to such immense proportions is largely designed to signify the driver’s personal territory. A highly personalised automobile is clearly owned by the driver, the driver’s beliefs are law in their domain and the car is their personal territory.

Even more fascinating was the news that the predictor of road rage was simply the number of bumper stickers, not their content – that is, promoting peace and love was just as much a predictor of road rage as promoting less restrictive gun laws. It seems highly territorial people are those most likely to be involved in a road rage incident and when they do so, they are tapping into fairly primal response mechanisms when they find themselves simultaneously in private territory (their car) and a public space. They are forgetting that the public road is not theirs, and are exhibiting aggressive territorial behaviour that normally would only be (even remotely) acceptable in defending their personal territory.
The more markers a car has, the more aggressively the person tends to drive when provoked.

[MC Moot]

^ True,true...Confederate flags or the Stars and Stripes,or some lame shit about patriotism or agressive abortion statements change my disposition towards the driver in front of me everytime...even if I fail to consciously recognize, somewhere in the synapses it happens...

[-T-]

I saw one last night on the back of an Ford Fiesta with an old couple driving, it said:


DON'T PRAY IN MY SCHOOLS
AND I WONT THINK IN YOUR CHURCH

[MC Moot]

"Gas,grass or ass nobody rides for free"

"If the van's a rockin don't come knockin"

On a VW bus my old neighbor had...

[MC Moot]

DON'T PRAY IN MY SCHOOLS
AND I WONT THINK IN YOUR CHURCH

Word...(y)

"The Moral Majority is Neither"

[Lyman Zerga]

baby on
board
soon



LOL!1

[abcdefz]

I saw one last night on the back of an Ford Fiesta with an old couple driving, it said:


DON'T PRAY IN MY SCHOOLS
AND I WONT THINK IN YOUR CHURCH



I don't agree with it, but it's witty. (y)

[BangkokB]

"Jesus Loves You:)
But Everyone Else Thinks You're an Asshole"

BTW: nice one MC Moot

[QueenAdrock]

Frodo Failed: Bush Got the Ring.

And I'm partial to my "Dwayne Alozando Mountain Dew Herbert CAMACHO FOR PRESIDENT" sticker. I think it confuses the Canadians. I'll confuse them further when I put "Obama '08" on the other side in a few weeks.

[Bob]

"who farted?"

also

http://dangerousintersection.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/bumper%20stickers.jpg

don't let some scumbag steal your precious virginity!

[QueenAdrock]

"It is a poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish." -Mother Theresa

I take away from that quote "Take some of your big-ass Bush tax cuts and put it towards feeding needy children, instead of buying another Hummer," but apparently the guy driving the SUV with that bumper sticker doesn't understand that concept. They see it as NO ABORTIONS PLZ! Because in the long run, it's better to yell at people to not abort underdeveloped fetuses than it is to donate time and money towards helping kids who are starving/uneducated/diseased/whatever else. Because we care about children being born...it's just AFTER that we don't give a shit about them.

Damn, I hate anti-abortion shit.

[Bob]

"It is a poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish." -Mother Theresa

I take away from that quote "Take some of your big-ass Bush tax cuts and put it towards feeding needy children, instead of buying another Hummer," but apparently the guy driving the SUV with that bumper sticker doesn't understand that concept. They see it as NO ABORTIONS PLZ! Because in the long run, it's better to yell at people to not abort underdeveloped fetuses than it is to donate time and money towards helping kids who are starving/uneducated/diseased/whatever else. Because we care about children being born...it's just AFTER that we don't give a shit about them.

Damn, I hate anti-abortion shit.

to be fair though, mother theresa was pretty anti-abortion (she was a christian!), that might actually have been the intended meaning (not meeting!).

i remember one of my college professors telling a story about how a group of super-liberal college kids were organizing an anti-war rally or something, and they were so excited because they got mother theresa to come and speak, and it was going to be so great because she was going to talk about peace and love and happiness and all that. but what actually happened was that she lectured for an hour about how abortion is evil

[QueenAdrock]

True, but I mean, Mother Theresa also did a lot of good in her life and tried to help kids and all of that. So while she is anti-abortion, that's not the sole meaning of her message, and I've found a lot of people to ignore that fact.

It's just strange how a lot of the mindset is on the right side, make sure the baby is born, then after that, all ties are cut. No welfare, no help for kids, let's pass education laws that will hinder them from having a quality education, let's send them to war, then when they're old let's give them shitty Medicare which is pretty broken these days.

I'm all about quality of life, rather than quantity. Mother Theresa was for both, and most of the anti-abortion jerks I meet in real life are ONLY about quantity. I just don't get it.

[mate_spawn_die]

"The Moral Majority is Neither"

i want that one. so true.

[taquitos]

this was on an old minivan (http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/2158/treasureje7.jpg)