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Bob
06-20-2008, 01:06 PM
haha suck it australia (http://www.smh.com.au/news/health/australia-pips-us-as-worlds-fattest-nation/2008/06/19/1213770827371.html)

BangkokB
06-20-2008, 01:11 PM
Too many shrimps on the Barbee is my guess

Yetra Flam
06-20-2008, 01:30 PM
australians don't ever do anything

Bob
06-20-2008, 01:43 PM
australians don't ever do anything

that's not true, they often complain about americans being fat

Yetra Flam
06-20-2008, 01:44 PM
true, true. they do complain about the "yanks" and "poms" a lot

Bob
06-20-2008, 01:45 PM
it's officially ironic now

kll
06-20-2008, 02:24 PM
it's fuckin' minton and all his trips to BK and McD's. Fat bastard.

Loppfessor
06-20-2008, 02:35 PM
U-S-A!!!U-S-A!!!

insertnamehere
06-20-2008, 02:43 PM
Fuck. We're not #1 at something. I need to go get some cookie dough.

Bob
06-20-2008, 03:02 PM
don't worry, i feel like we still hold the title for amount of tremendously fat people, though

jabumbo
06-20-2008, 03:34 PM
i like how the article says they are calling for surgical waiting lists to be prioritized for fat people.

so you know, jimmy will just have to wait to get his liver because fatty over here can lose 200 pounds (y)

Bob
06-20-2008, 03:58 PM
i like how the article says they are calling for surgical waiting lists to be prioritized for fat people.

so you know, jimmy will just have to wait to get his liver because fatty over here can lose 200 pounds (y)

that made me raise an eyebrow too but to be fair it just said that "experts" are suggesting it. that could mean anything, it's not like it's a government policy.

hpdrifter
06-20-2008, 04:00 PM
Sounds like you're really turning into a lawyer, Bob.

DroppinScience
06-20-2008, 04:01 PM
Wow... so, uh, do we now congratulate Australia? I mean, that's no small feat. :eek:

Documad
06-20-2008, 04:49 PM
I find this difficult to believe. Where are they hiding all the fat people? On the west coast? The only fat people I saw in Sydney and Melbourne were tourists.

QueenAdrock
06-20-2008, 04:50 PM
They messed with Texas? :mad:

Freebasser
06-20-2008, 04:51 PM
Harold and Lou are living proof.

Bob
06-20-2008, 04:54 PM
I find this difficult to believe. Where are they hiding all the fat people? On the west coast? The only fat people I saw in Sydney and Melbourne were tourists.

maybe they stay indoors

my ACTUAL theory about this though is that "obese" in a technical sense has a different meaning than what we picture when we hear the word. australia may have a higher percentage of "obese" people in the sense that their body muscle index is...whatever "obese" technically means, but i don't know if you'd necessarily look at a technically "obese" person and say "look at that porker!" the same way you would when you walk into an american mcdonalds

still, don't take this from me

Yetra Flam
06-20-2008, 04:56 PM
i know my home town was filled with fat white trash whose only activity was lodging their dole forms every two weeks. unfortunately, that is how i picture average australians. i imagine most people don't.

Bob
06-20-2008, 04:59 PM
i know my home town was filled with fat white trash whose only activity was lodging their dole forms every two weeks. unfortunately, that is how i picture average australians. i imagine most people don't.

i picture australians as svelte super-tan sex gods and goddesses who do nothing all day but hang out on the beach and ride kangaroos that surf and eat gigantic lobsters while they do it (the australians, not the kangaroos)

also wallaby meat

Gareth
06-20-2008, 05:05 PM
I find this difficult to believe. Where are they hiding all the fat people? On the west coast? The only fat people I saw in Sydney and Melbourne were tourists.

yeh...i've been to aussie plenty of times and i can't say that i really noticed many fat people

mikizee
06-20-2008, 07:58 PM
Shit... i knew I had put on a bit of weight.

Well, at least we ain't ugly.

taquitos
06-20-2008, 10:11 PM
WOOT WOOT!

*sprays cheese on potato chip*

Myu-to
06-20-2008, 10:28 PM
I guess it wasn't really a dingo that ate her baby.

icy manipulator
06-21-2008, 12:37 AM
i heard this on the radio yesterday, and at that exact moment i saw this beast that would've been 130/140kg+ yeah there's some big fuckers around. and more and more i'm seeing fat parents with fat kids

russhie
06-22-2008, 03:02 AM
If it makes me look hotter in comparison, I don't care how many fat chicks there are in Australia.

insertnamehere
06-22-2008, 01:28 PM
I guess it wasn't really a dingo that ate her baby.

i snorted

na§tee
06-22-2008, 07:33 PM
when i go to melbourne i'm going to eat about five billion kebabs. followed by cherry ripes. then a few bottles of wine. then i'm going to jump off the eureka skydeck with a satisfying plop.

i thought scotland was meant to be up there on the fat-levels? or is heart disease we're leading in? maybe bad dentistry? w00t! in your face!

Bob
06-22-2008, 07:41 PM
when i go to melbourne i'm going to eat about five billion kebabs. followed by cherry ripes. then a few bottles of wine. then i'm going to jump off the eureka skydeck with a satisfying plop.

i thought scotland was meant to be up there on the fat-levels? or is heart disease we're leading in? maybe bad dentistry? w00t! in your face!

i think it's beards

na§tee
06-22-2008, 07:49 PM
scotland has a lot of beards. oh. oh i know i know. i read that in wikipedia*. are we talking facial hair or women gay men 'date' so as to hide their true sexuality?

*lies.

i think we're a stubbly nation. i rarely see men with full-on beards nowadays. do you? christ, i can't remember the last time i saw a man with a complete beard.

true fact: william wallace (braveheart) was really tall (mel gibson, in the film, is quite short) while rob roy (er, rob roy) was really short (liam neeson is quite tall indeed). that is all.