I knew a fine day such as this would come...

[ms.peachy]

This morning when I dropped my daughter off at nursery, she announced to her carer "Mommy's bum makes noise and smell, yucky!" , waved her hand in front of her nose and pulled a gasface.

[Guy Incognito]

Ha ha. When i was about 6 i was with my mum in a very crowded womans clothes shop and thinking i was being helpful i told the assistant that my mum needs new work trousers cos her bum is too big.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Hahaha awww bless

Ava's current favourite word is 'bogies' which she shouts (with a cheeky grin)at any opportunity and sometimes incorporates a little tune for added effect.

[trailerprincess]

I overheard a little boy on the train to Brighton on Saturday going 'urrrggh, mummy's picking her nose'

mwhahahahahah

[ms.peachy]

Ava's current favourite word is 'bogies' which she shouts (with a cheeky grin)at any opportunity and sometimes incorporates a little tune for added effect.

(y) Nice

Right now for us it's all about "bum", so I guess today's incident should have come as no surprise. She's constantly pointing to people's rear ends (in the supermarket, on the bus, wherever) and screaming "BUM!" and then laughing hysterically. And you know how it is, you're supposed to not laugh at it so you don't encourage it and all that bollocks, but how the hell do you not laugh at that???

[Planetary]

owned

[Lyman Zerga]

^haha

[ms.peachy]

I know. By a two year old, and all.

(But as any parent knows, you are 'owned' from the second they are born, mate. Possibly earlier.)

[mikizee]

Maybe there wouldn't be a problem if you didn't fart all the time :rolleyes: