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Planetary
06-26-2008, 01:33 PM
LOL

abcdefz
06-26-2008, 01:41 PM
That's a dog breed, right?

funk63
06-26-2008, 01:47 PM
isn't that that really hot tennis player?

roosta
06-26-2008, 01:51 PM
Who lost today!

POW!

jabumbo
06-26-2008, 03:11 PM
is she number 1 now, or still sitting pretty at 2?

Planetary
06-26-2008, 05:50 PM
well she lost to like the millionth seed so i dunno

DipDipDive
06-26-2008, 08:42 PM
Watching tennis

LOL

icy manipulator
06-26-2008, 11:44 PM
is she number 1 now, or still sitting pretty at 2?

she's 2, but she'll be 3 depending on how jankovic goes. wimbledon's been pretty weird so far. djokovic, davydenko and roddick out so early. although when davydenko lost i couldn't help but think 'shit, someone's just made a couple of million betting on the other bloke' lol

icy manipulator
06-26-2008, 11:44 PM
isn't that that really hot tennis player?

she's anna kournikova, but she's actually good at tennis, lol

taquitos
06-26-2008, 11:48 PM
^nah sharapova is hotter than kournikova

icy manipulator
06-26-2008, 11:50 PM
definately, kournikova just looks a bit skanky i reckon

Junker
06-27-2008, 06:36 AM
^nah sharapova is hotter than kournikova

in your dreams maybe

camo
06-27-2008, 07:45 AM
I used to think Hingis was a babe, she's got a cracking arse on her (y)

icy manipulator
06-27-2008, 11:00 AM
in your dreams maybe

sharapova a bit too tall for you short arse? lol. no friggin way is kournikova hotter

1. Maria Kirilenko
2. Maria Sharapova
3. Ana Ivanovic
4. Daniella Hantuchova
5. Nicole Vaidisova
6. Marta Domachowska
7. Anna Chakvetadze
8. Elena Dementieva
9. Agnes Szavay
10. Alona Bondarenko
........
a few more girls
.........
Anna Kournikova

YoungRemy
06-27-2008, 11:09 AM
does anyone here play?

Guy Incognito
06-27-2008, 12:15 PM
ivanovic out as well now - she got absolutely battered by zheng - 6-1, 6-4

icy manipulator
06-27-2008, 12:18 PM
wtf is going on at wimbledon this year? well, now there's a very good chance of a new no.1 again

Guy Incognito
06-27-2008, 12:23 PM
wtf is going on at wimbledon this year? well, now there's a very good chance of a new no.1 again

i think the winner will have the surname of williams.

icy manipulator
06-27-2008, 12:28 PM
oh please no, really really dont want to hear 'i'd like to thank my god jehovah' again. this is why Henin needs to come back

Guy Incognito
06-27-2008, 12:39 PM
i hope jankovic wins now but not sure if she has the game for grass - i know she won the mixed doubles last year but i am not expert enough to know if she can pull it off. I want her to win cos i think she has a nice bum, thats sad i know.

Freebasser
06-27-2008, 02:27 PM
Apparently men play tennis too.

Crazy, huh?

Planetary
06-27-2008, 04:19 PM
Watching tennis

LOL

fuck off ugly

LOL

Gareth
06-27-2008, 04:53 PM
sucks that ivanovic is out
oh well...less opposition for steakbutt williams
i'm not surprised about roddick...tipsarevic pushed federer at the aussie open didnt he?

YoungRemy
06-27-2008, 04:58 PM
laughing at people who like things that you don't like

LOL

Planetary
06-27-2008, 07:07 PM
laughing at people who like things that you don't like

LOL

LOLOLOLOL

icy manipulator
06-27-2008, 07:42 PM
i hope jankovic wins now but not sure if she has the game for grass - i know she won the mixed doubles last year but i am not expert enough to know if she can pull it off. I want her to win cos i think she has a nice bum, thats sad i know.
yeah i keep forgetting to take the mixed doubles title into account. well it doesn't really count for much, alot of players have won doubles or mixed doubles titles and havent really done shit in singles, aka anna kournikova. but last grass season she was in 2 grass tournaments, she won one beating sharapova in the final and was runner up in the other. she made the quarter finals last year at wimbledon and lost to someone she really shouldn't have. she's seeded to play Venus in the quarters and if she wins that she'll be no.1 after wimbledon. and yeah, she's got a cracking arse (y)
sucks that ivanovic is out
oh well...less opposition for steakbutt williams
i'm not surprised about roddick...tipsarevic pushed federer at the aussie open didnt he?
tipsarevic is a bit too hit and miss tho. he may beat some good players but he'll lose to shitty ones in the first round too. plus he still plays on the futures/challengers circuit. if he beat roddick on clay i wouldn't be surprised but roddick's very good on grass so it's a bit of a shock

Guy Incognito
06-28-2008, 05:29 AM
Apparently men play tennis too.

Crazy, huh?

indeed its just that womens is a more open competition, there are only two men capable of winning it so the semis and the final are the only things worth watching, andy murray will do well to beat tommy haas today.

icy manipulator
06-29-2008, 05:28 AM
i cant stand murray, he's such a boring twat. he's got such an ego on him for someone who hasn't done shit. the brittish press makes him out to be the next no.1. what a cunt

roosta
06-29-2008, 07:55 PM
i like venus and serena.

Lyman Zerga
06-30-2008, 05:54 AM
watching tennis is boring as hell but i always wanted to play it, never made it out of table tennis though

Junker
06-30-2008, 10:09 AM
sharapova a bit too tall for you short arse? lol. no friggin way is kournikova hotter

1. Maria Kirilenko
2. Maria Sharapova
3. Ana Ivanovic
4. Daniella Hantuchova
5. Nicole Vaidisova
6. Marta Domachowska
7. Anna Chakvetadze
8. Elena Dementieva
9. Agnes Szavay
10. Alona Bondarenko
........
a few more girls
.........
Anna Kournikova

Fuck off Patrick!!!
You're saying this girl (http://port.pravda.ru/img/idb/photo/1-maria-sharapova---tennis.jpg) is hotter than this one?
(http://www.filmclips.be/images/Anna_Kournikova.jpg)

Well, I'm not saying the human pole there isn't hot. But she's not hotter than Ana K. That's for sure.

Guy Incognito
06-30-2008, 02:39 PM
andy murray is pulling it back - its looking like a fifth set but i know for a fact its gonna get stopped for bad light and murray will get twatted in tomorrows final set.

Guy Incognito
06-30-2008, 03:21 PM
gasquet is gone here - light is his only saviour. i gotta say if this was any other match it would have been called off by now.

Guy Incognito
06-30-2008, 03:33 PM
fuck me he won it. fifth set was a bit of a farce but fuck it. He's gonna get destroyed by nadal mind you