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Jitters
06-29-2008, 12:55 PM
Relax and take notes.

This is how you do it, kids. (http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/dimitri.mp3)
funk63
06-29-2008, 01:56 PM
damn that was smooth.
ms.peachy
06-29-2008, 03:39 PM
There is nothing wrong with him. Believe me, he is a total catch.
Lex Diamonds
06-29-2008, 05:19 PM
I'm COMPLETELY single, I'm very intelligent, and great in bed, I make great money. Believe it or not, I'm a complete catch! There's NOTHING WRONG WITH ME. In fact I'm one of the few men in the city who has NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM.

Maybe you're someone who is extremely frightened or have an anxiety disorder?
paul jones
06-29-2008, 05:20 PM
I'm busting for a piss so will have to read the link in a minute
Lex Diamonds
06-29-2008, 05:30 PM
It's an mp3, takes a bit to download so you should click pre-slash.
paul jones
06-29-2008, 05:32 PM
It's an mp3, takes a bit to download so you should click pre-slash.

ah bollocks,I ended up having a shit....downloading crap now...
paul jones
06-29-2008, 05:38 PM
ok I listened to it...

fuckin hell, if he makes good money, why doesn't he just bang hookers?
Freebasser
06-29-2008, 05:42 PM
Who knew ToucanSpam could be so forward?
paul jones
06-29-2008, 05:43 PM
Who knew ToucanSpam could be so forward?

(y)
jabumbo
06-29-2008, 10:46 PM
elegant seems to be his catch word
paul jones
06-29-2008, 10:55 PM
elegant seems to be his catch word

he should have said 'I like your elegant tits ' then
Bob
06-29-2008, 10:57 PM
i don't know how elegant she could be, her name is olga, i've never met an olga that was elegant

actually that's not true, i did meet an olga once and she was pretty elegant

and now that i think about it she's the only person named olga i've ever met, so i guess technically every olga i've ever met has been elegant but i bet this one wasn't
paul jones
06-29-2008, 11:01 PM
i don't know how elegant she could be, her name is olga, i've never met an olga that was elegant

actually that's not true, i did meet an olga once and she was pretty elegant

and now that i think about it she's the only person named olga i've ever met, so i guess technically every olga i've ever met has been elegant but i bet this one wasn't

she's an elegant russian olympian.she probably had an athletics meet when he was phoning her.
Bob
06-29-2008, 11:08 PM
she's an elegant russian olympian.she probably had an athletics meet when he was phoning her.

the olga i met was russian! i don't think she was an olympian though. still, 2 out of 3
paul jones
06-29-2008, 11:19 PM
the olga i met was russian! i don't think she was an olympian though. still, 2 out of 3

(y)