BBMB Whose Line Is It Anyway (Prop Game)

[Freebasser]

This is a game for all 4 contestants. I'm going to give them an everyday item, and they have to provide alternative uses for them.

The Padster and Guy Incognito, here's your everyday item that's also probably hilarious *hands you novelty giant stapler*

and competing against them will be Dorothy Wood and Camo. See what you can make out this *hands you a pair of fluffy pink dice on a string*

OK, let's do this!

[camo]

*Gets down on all fours and places dice swinging dice between legs and waits for Dorothy to Neuter me with finger scissors*

[Freebasser]

*audience laughs*

[Kid Presentable]

SHOW US YOUR TITS!

[Guy Incognito]

This is a game for all 4 contestants. I'm going to give them an everyday item, and they have to provide alternative uses for them.

The Padster and Guy Incognito, here's your everyday item that's also probably hilarious *hands you novelty giant stapler*

and competing against them will be Dorothy Wood and Camo. See what you can make out this *hands you a pair of fluffy pink dice on a string*

OK, let's do this!

Can i just say that i actually got hit in the eye with some staples this morning at work. A lad threw some to the girl sat next to me who asked him for some and he managed to throw them an the went over my glasses and straight into my fucking eyeball. Fucking fantastic start to the day.
Right then, what are you on about Freebasser?

[Freebasser]

*BUZZER*

[Guy Incognito]

*BUZZER*

Nice one - i'm watching Sports Mastermind on beeb two. its fucking awful. Des Lynam, what the fuck happened to Des Lynam.

[camo]

are you Clive Anderson or Drew Carey?

[Freebasser]

I'm whoever you want me to be *takes clothes off*

[na§tee]

*Gets down on all fours and places dice swinging dice between legs and waits for Dorothy to Neuter me with finger scissors*
that has actually been done on whose line once. true fact. don't think they were furry dice but still.

[Freebasser]

Nice one - i'm watching Sports Mastermind on beeb two. its fucking awful. Des Lynam, what the fuck happened to Des Lynam.

He presented Match of the Day, then he converted to ITV, then he went on to present Countdown for a brief stint.

I think he works on a pig farm in Kent now.

[Guy Incognito]

I'll be richard vranch.

*plays piano in the style of 21st century thrash metal barber shop quartet*

[Yorkshire~Rose]

My dad is the spitting image of Des Lynam.

[Guy Incognito]

I think he works on a pig farm in Kent now.


No thats Jim Rosenthal

[Freebasser]

I'll be richard vranch.

*plays piano in the style of 21st century thrash metal barber shop quartet*

Richard Vranch is the straightest gay man / gayest straight man alive.

[Guy Incognito]

My dad is the spitting image of Des Lynam.

your dad is an 1980's satirical puppet?

[camo]

that has actually been done on whose line once. true fact. don't think they were furry dice but still.

Fuck me you are like an encyclopedia! Britannasteeca or summat!?!?

[Guy Incognito]

Richard Vranch is the straightest gay man / gayest straight man alive.

*plays dubstep version of the entire Cabaret soundtrack*

[Yorkshire~Rose]

your dad is an 1980's satirical puppet?

Bingo.

:D

[Kid Presentable]

Clive can you fuck these numpty motherfuckers off? People want to play.

[Guy Incognito]

Bingo.

:D

i suppose that explains the sooty avatar - kinda.

[camo]

Clive can you fuck these numpty motherfuckers off? People want to play.

Manners

[Kid Presentable]

Shut up

[Guy Incognito]

Shut up

shut up please

what the fuck is it about tuesdays - there was that whole fuckin Gok Wan mess last week and now all this bollocks

[camo]

nope (but thanks)

[Freebasser]

Tuesday is naked day.

[camo]

I wonder If Gok Wan loves his horrible little spindly body?

[Guy Incognito]

Tuesday is naked day.

erm.. Every day is naked day.

[Guy Incognito]

what was the name of that tubby dude who sang all the songs in whose line and i think he was in kevin costner: prince of thieves?

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Mike McShane?

[Guy Incognito]

Mike McShane?

*Puts one finger on nose and points at yorkshire rose with another in a 70's game show stylee*

thats the fella

[Pres Zount]

I propose this thread be moved to sure shots, and people play via the wonders of digital cameras and image hosting websites.

[AceFace]

I propose this thread be moved to sure shots, and people play via the wonders of digital cameras and image hosting websites.
now THAT'S an idea!

[camo]

I propose this thread be moved to sure shots, and people play via the wonders of digital cameras and image hosting websites.

I don't suppose you you know where I can procure some pink fluffy dice then? :D

[Yorkshire~Rose]

I don't suppose you you know where I can procure some pink fluffy dice then? :D

Ta-da! (http://www.gadgetpages.com/product.php?xProd=57)

[camo]

get in!

[Dorothy Wood]

oh man, I was going to say something about balls!

*pretends I'm working in a bra shop and camo has come in for a fitting*

[camo]

BLOCK BUSTERS!

[Kid Presentable]

Alright somebody pm'ed me and said start a thread about something, make outrageous claims and ask everybody questions. I'll pm the next one on

[Funky Pepp]

Siht si ym Egnellahc (sknaht ot Di(c)k Elbatneserp):
I tem Izdim fo eht Sdraob yadretsey dna tog nikcuf knurd os I t'nac neve epyt thgiarts sdrawrof. Os KCUF uoy lla dna evah a ecin yad :D!

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