How the fuck can the ninja turtles talk?

[funk63]

(n)

[roosta]

they are teenage mutant ninja turtles

[gbsuey]

when they were tiny they were dropped and got accidentaly covered in some green gloop that made them(and master splinter) grow huge and be able to walk upright and talk and be ninjas and shit

duh

:)

[Guy Incognito]

Hang on a minute number 63, are you doubting that ninja turtles can talk but not doubting turtles can be ninjas?

[Lex Diamonds]

THEY'RE HEROES IN A HALF SHELL- AND THEY'RE GREEEEEEN

[na§tee]

they are teenage mutant ninja turtles
that was going to be exactly my reply.

they are ninjas, and mutants. DUH.

[Guy Incognito]

that was going to be exactly my reply.

they are ninjas, and mutants. DUH.

i was originally going to reply to this thread with "its a freakin cartoon" but i thought that would make me out to be an old fart. I dont want anyone on here thinking that about me:rolleyes:

[ericg]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F8p_CkU7Pg

[funk63]

I mean I know the ooze transformed them but it didnt give them a human voice box or even lips I mean come on.

[funk63]

They perfectly pronunciate each syllable in cowabunga dont you think theyd at least have a slight speech impedement given the fact that they have turtle beaks?

[DeeJayZap]

http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF198-Secret_Mutant_Hero_Team.jpg

[Videodrome]

what the fuck is that shit

[Lyman Zerga]

http://www.lehrer.uni-karlsruhe.de/~za1246/images/Nacktmull.jpg

dat explains everything!

[Jitters]

Compelling footage. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D--WgV3Adaw&feature=related)