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[Dorothy Wood]

I just walked to the bathroom and stepped on something sharp, then saw it was a tiny shard of glass. when I pulled it out, it pricked my thumb, I was like, "eep", and it bled a bit, but stopped. then I was sitting and peeing as normal when I picked up my foot and it stuck a little to the floor and felt like I'd stepped in syrup. I was like, "what, yuck", and looked down and there was a little puddle of blood on the tile that had leaked out of my foot and stuck my toes to the floor. ew!

anyway, I washed it off and now I can't even tell where the puncture is. puncture wounds are weird.

[venusvenus123]

hands and feet are very vascular, apparently...

[trailerprincess]

I have had a sore foot since my party at the weekend and I couldn't work out why, until I pulled a tiny piece of glass out of my sole last night. :(

[camo]

I pulled a tiny piece of glass out of my sole last night. :(

with a slight ammend to it, that could be the name of a song by an emo band.

[Pike Bishop]

Wow. what a fucking incredible story. My grandad can tell a better story than that and he's dead. I guarantee if he was alive tho he would probably vomit in his hands then offer it to you.

[jabumbo]

^yeah, this guys grandad is such a badass! you should take lessons form him!

how could you ever think to tell such a lame story! i mean, you didnt even describe the type of toilet paper you have, or the wallpaper design. nothing! useless! :rolleyes:

[Lyman Zerga]

^yeah, this guys grandad is such a badass! you should take lessons form him!

how could you ever think to tell such a lame story! i mean, you didnt even describe the type of toilet paper you have, or the wallpaper design. nothing! useless! :rolleyes:

like you wouldnt give waaay more fuck about her feet details!

[Freebasser]

Ahaha!

[jabumbo]

good point randall!


please dorothy, give us more details about how you hurt your foot. give a detailed description (or just some photos) of the area of foot in question, and leave out no details!

[Dorothy Wood]

I was stoned when I made this thread.

BFD

[funk63]

when I pulled it out, it pricked my thumb, I was like, "eep", and it bled a bit, but stopped. then I was sitting and peeing as normal when I picked up my foot and it stuck a little to the floor and felt like I'd stepped in syrup. I was like, "what, yuck", and looked down and there was a little puddle of blood on the tile that had leaked out of my foot and stuck my toes to the floor. ew!
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thats fucking hot

[NoFenders]

I liked the foot sticking to the floor part. It reminds me of toilet paper sticking to my face when I cut myself shaving.

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[taquitos]

you must have been wearing sandals of some type

[NoFenders]

thats fucking hot


It's almost David Lynch like.


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