Let's all tell everyone what we've done today, as if anyone cares, or will ever care.

[Pike Bishop]

Today I got out of bed and had a shower. Then made myself a bowl of cereal. I did this by pouring a reasonable portion of cereal in a bowl and then added milk. If you follow these directions, you too can make yourself a bowl of cereal. After that I went to buy a paper from an angry Muslim who runs a small shop across the street. This shop is a front for the angry Muslim who's main occupation is the distribution of heroin. If you talk to the angry Muslim and follow his directions, you too can set up a shop as a front for selling heroin. After reading in the paper about Barack Obama visiting Gordon Brown in some kind of attempt to recruit him into the Black Panthers, I left the house and headed into town. Once mingling with the filth that is the general public became tiresome I returned home to finish reading my paper and begin getting drunk. Now, as the light bulb in this room has just gone out. I will go visit the angry Muslim to buy a lightbulb. When I return I will provide you with full instructions on how to go to a shop and but a lightbulb.

[ms.peachy]

I got my hair done, then went to Borough Market for lunch with my husband and daughter, which was lovely. Then we went for a stroll along the Thames and across the Millenium Bridge, which was also lovely. Then they went home and I walked back across the bridge and met some girlfriends for an exhibition and dinner at the Tate Modern - this too was lovely. Then we went to a pub along the river and shared a bottle of cava. Lovely! Then I walked back across the bridge again and got a bus home, sat on the top deck (which I hardly ever get to do anymore) and whizzed through the sparsely populated streets of London, and this was lovely as well in its way. So overall, I would say that today was a very lovely day. (y) Thanks for asking.

[Bob]

today i got out of bed and registered a second account on the beastie boys message board so that i could point out how terrifically predictable all those losers are without the fear of anyone discovering who i am and calling me out for being lame myself

[RobMoney$]

That's brilliant.
I've never heard of anyone doing that before, ever.

[Dorothy Wood]

today i got out of bed and registered a second account on the beastie boys message board so that i could point out how terrifically predictable all those losers are without the fear of anyone discovering who i am and calling me out for being lame myself


ha ha.

today I woke up and took a shower, put on some clothes, rode my bike to 7Eleven and bought an egg sandwich, a turkey sandwich, sun chips, sliced peaches in a single serving cup, lime la croix sparkling water, and smokes.

I went to work and turned on the radio and ate the egg sandwich and some sun chips. then I put out some dog treats and a water bowl and the open sign. then I turned on all the machine thingys. I did some work and helped some people. then I surfed the internet. then after a few hours I ate the sandwich and some more sun chips and drank some la croix. smoked a cigarette outside. pooped. internet. work. customers. went up on a ladder. boss stopped by, discussed business, showed him the new phones I ordered for the store. internet. smoke. peaches. work. internet. closed.

rode bike home. hung some pictures. vacuumed cat hair off a chair. set up my other computer and speakers in the common room for party music. ate another sandwich for dinner (3 sandwiches in one day!). more la croix. smoke. internet.

and I'm gonna finish cleaning my room and put on a dress and make up. then wait for nobody to show up. I'll probably drink heavily and eat the various dips and snacks in our kitchen. EXCITING STUFF.

[Funky Pepp]

Ok I'm a bit tipsy and now after drinking 2,5 bottles of wine with my husband (who is so sweet btw :D). And our iPod crashed and we're stuck with listening to old TV-sounddtracks such as speedy gonzales or captain future. It's not that bad but a bit weird anyway. Before that we were singing some singstar after having a nice BBQ and after after doing some Wii Fit etc. etc...

[mate_spawn_die]

really bad night. i found a game boy color for $9 great condition a week ago after winning pokemon red and blue (original first generation) off ebay. i was so excited. i played for over 7 hours the past 3 days. took it to work last night and played on my lunch break. accidently left it on top of my locker instead of inside my locker and someone stole it a half hour before i left work. i've never been so bummed out over something soooo silly. but all the work i put into my game and all the trouble it took me to find a great deal... stolen.

bastards. now i have to start all over again. who the fuck steals a game boy color with pokemon? seriously?

i hate being bummed over stupid shit but i can't help it.

[ggirlballa]

lets see today was super boring so lets say yesterday

breakfast
myspace
talked on the phone with a buddy for a few
went to go get junk food for a girls night at the grocery store
got to my friends' house for our "girls night"
we ate
glow stick fight at night while having a lame "rave sesh" lol it was fun tho
shaving cream fight/writing on city walls
went around houses mooning
ate some more junk back at the house
around 3am drove in our friends car [4 seater car with 10 teenagers stuffed in VERY BAD IDEA especially since the driver had his girlfriend sitting on his lap while DRIVING! :eek:
attempted to toilet paper a house but we chicken'd out instead i just threw an egg
got home cleaned up/showered

[Yetra Flam]

lol teenagerdom

[ggirlballa]

lol
middle-agedom

[Yetra Flam]

yes, i am totally middle aged at 22


btw, i kinda miss teenaged shenanigans. :(

[Bob]

yes, i am totally middle aged at 22


btw, i kinda miss teenaged shenanigans. :(

you're only 22? you seem so much more jaded than that. i'd have guessed 23 at least

anyway when the oil apocalypse comes, 22 will be middle aged so i wouldn't count your chickens before they hatch missy

[Yetra Flam]

jaded?

[Bob]

jaded, cynical, i dunno, you just sound older. not OLD older, just like a year or two older than 22

maybe it's just because i gauge peoples' ages by how long they've been able to legally drink and you've been able to do that for much longer than most people i judge, yeah that's probably it

[Yetra Flam]

you've been paying attention to me, bob :o

[Bob]

to everything except your age

[ggirlballa]

damn
its hard to tell how old folks are on here!
i had a feeling u were 20ish.

[Bob]

damn
its hard to tell how old folks are on here!
i had a feeling u were 20ish.

still, that's only quarter-aged

[Yetra Flam]

yeah. jesus. you teenagers with your sass.

[jennyb]

lets see today was super boring so lets say yesterday

breakfast
myspace
talked on the phone with a buddy for a few
went to go get junk food for a girls night at the grocery store
got to my friends' house for our "girls night"
we ate
glow stick fight at night while having a lame "rave sesh" lol it was fun tho
shaving cream fight/writing on city walls
went around houses mooning
ate some more junk back at the house
around 3am drove in our friends car [4 seater car with 10 teenagers stuffed in VERY BAD IDEA especially since the driver had his girlfriend sitting on his lap while DRIVING! :eek:
attempted to toilet paper a house but we chicken'd out instead i just threw an egg
got home cleaned up/showered

(y)awesome


um.... the only thing I did today that was remotely cool was a yoga class.

[Lyman Zerga]

got gangbanged through out the day