Women

[paul jones]

you know how it is

Drunk......women enetr the bar


acted all flirty


what the fuck?

what do you do to errr


what does a man have to do to screw you?

just something I came up against tonight

and failed


what is it?

what do we have to do?

haha


I just had to post this


wome.....men.....pubs.....what to do


haha



(y)

[funk63]

epic

[paul jones]

colossal

[b i o n i c]

dont be nice to bar chicks




the best way to fuck with a 'flirty' type is cut the bullshit and get to the point. you either get the cold shoulder or some hot culo, no time wasted (y)

[Bob]

well in my experience

[b i o n i c]

but i thought

[jabumbo]

hey skye, wanna get wasted with me tomorrow? i've got ouzo!

[Myu-to]

the best way to fuck with a 'flirty' type is cut the bullshit and get to the point. you either get the cold shoulder or some hot culo, no time wasted (y)
I agree, they are there to get laid too, so you might as well be direct about it.

Could you also video tape yourself asking them then post it?

That should be some video gold right there.

[jabumbo]

dont tease me mister, i am still trying to figure out where my prince charming is. :(

this place is like eyes-wide-shut internet style


i wasn't teasing! is tequila more your style? i have a bottle of wine that could be all yours if that's your style...

[Dorothy Wood]

I asked a friend of mine to lay on me last night. he declined. it was for the best.

[BangkokB]

"Women: Can't live w/ them" one priest said to another

[cookiepuss]

Crashed and burned, huh?

you have to find a bar that has a juke box with "you've lost that loving feeling" on it. then you gotta pick a lady, put the song on sing it to her then get like 10 guys in uniform to join in.

then you hop on your motorcycle with her, go back to your place...put on "take my breath away" by Berlin and then you screw all slow and sweaty.

see everything you need to know paul you can learn from watching tom cruise movies.

[jabumbo]

tequila if your into a slight beating during sex, wine on the other hand .... :)

the open party starts at 9, but the private party starts around midnight (y)


i hope you like the smell of licorice!

[Myu-to]

I asked a friend of mine to lay on me last night. he declined. it was for the best.
Damn.

No one wants to go with you to Lollapalooza, and a guy doesn't want to even lay on you? I think it's time that you re-evaluate your personal hygiene.

[TAL]

Crashed and burned, huh?

you have to find a bar that has a juke box with "you've lost that loving feeling" on it. then you gotta pick a lady, put the song on sing it to her then get like 10 guys in uniform to join in.

then you hop on your motorcycle with her, go back to your place...put on "take my breath away" by Berlin and then you screw all slow and sweaty.

see everything you need to know paul you can learn from watching tom cruise movies.

Don't forget the blue lighting during sex.

[hpdrifter]

Unfortunately that's the name of the game, hon. :)

All I can say is hope you pick the right girl. Anytime anyone got lucky with me it was not because of anything they said or did, it was because I just felt like it.

[fucktopgirl]

i dunno, i think it is a mix of electricity and connection between two people. Also, if you are tooooooo drunk, that does not help the situation.

[paul jones]

did I start this thread?

haha!

oh drunk threads!:rolleyes:

[Bob]

Unfortunately that's the name of the game, hon. :)

All I can say is hope you pick the right girl. Anytime anyone got lucky with me it was not because of anything they said or did, it was because I just felt like it.

mm, it's the same way with me