80's FEVER FLASHBACK w/SLICK RICK @ WEBSTER HALL!

[KENNY GUIDO]

80's FEVER FLASHBACK w/SLICK RICK @ WEBSTER HALL!

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p34/NewYorkFreestyle/nyf2/slick.jpg

FRIDAY AUGUST 8TH
FEVER DANCE PARTY
@
Webster Hall
125 E 11th st New York NY

PERFROMING LIVE
"SLICK RICK"
ALSO
Famous $500 Strip Tease Contest

19 to party - 21 to drink

Free on Fevers Guest List before 12AM
CALL 914 725 0011

[Lex Diamonds]

Sounds like a fun night.

But on a serious note Kenneth, you really need to stop living in the 80's. Shirts tucked into jeans, the obsession with former greats who are past their prime and the constant flogging of the dead Fever horse, it's pretty tragic.

[KENNY GUIDO]

Sounds like a fun night.

But on a serious note Kenneth, you really need to stop living in the 80's. Shirts tucked into jeans, the obsession with former greats who are past their prime and the constant flogging of the dead Fever horse, it's pretty tragic.

sorry, but tucking in a shirt is considered neat. sorry if I dont look like a slob like everyone else.

[KENNY GUIDO]

check out the pics!!

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=59443604&albumId=2288628

[Kid Presentable]

sorry, but tucking in a shirt is considered neat. sorry if I dont like a slob like everyone else.

Kenneth your presentation is noted.

[KENNY GUIDO]

Kenneth your presentation is noted.


no doubt.

[Lex Diamonds]

sorry, but tucking in a shirt is considered neat. sorry if I dont look like a slob like everyone else.
I appreciate that the brain deteriorates with old age but it took you 3 days to reply with that? And what's with the 1950s patois, words like "slob" aren't considered "neat" anymore.

[Freebasser]

Yeah, you "fool".

[Lex Diamonds]

Kiss my "balls".

[KENNY GUIDO]

I appreciate that the brain deteriorates with old age but it took you 3 days to reply with that? And what's with the 1950s patois, words like "slob" aren't considered "neat" anymore.


I apologize. my life doesn't revolve around the beastie boys site like yours does. I do have a life and things to do. I am sorry to keep you waiting. I hope you weren't sitting there that long.

Please don't try to educate me by comparing your English grammar to mine. I bet I can find a billion of words in your vocabulary that does not make sense to Americans.

Good luck looking like a slob. I am sure you are highly respected when you walk out the house looking like a ragamuffin.

[Kid Presentable]

This thread has turned into a haunt for ne'er-do-wells

[KENNY GUIDO]

I usally dont argue with drug addicts and/or degenerates but padsters life story makes it so easy.

[Kid Presentable]

What about brigands?

[checkyourprez]

I apologize. my life doesn't revolve around the beastie boys site like yours does. I do have a life and things to do. I am sorry to keep you waiting. I hope you weren't sitting there that long.

Please don't try to educate me by comparing your English grammar to mine. I bet I can find a billion of words in your vocabulary that does not make sense to Americans.

Good luck looking like a slob. I am sure you are highly respected when you walk out the house looking like a ragamuffin.

you took things a little to seriously a little to fast.

[Lex Diamonds]

I usally dont argue with drug addicts and/or degenerates but padsters life story makes it so easy.
What do you know about my life story you condescending fuck? You spend a lot more time on this website than me as you feel the need to keep everyone updated on what the Rappin' Duke had for breakfast or the fact that you saw Milk Dee crossing the street somewhere.

Get a life of your own and stop living in the past, it's fucking pathetic. People like you get no respect.

[Loppfessor]

Finally! Some action...

[KENNY GUIDO]

What do you know about my life story you condescending fuck? You spend a lot more time on this website than me as you feel the need to keep everyone updated on what the Rappin' Duke had for breakfast or the fact that you saw Milk Dee crossing the street somewhere.

Get a life of your own and stop living in the past, it's fucking pathetic. People like you get no respect.


what do I know about your pathetic life? your a piece of shit drug addict. enough said. I laugh whenever you type something now because i know your just a worthless piece of shit that is addicted to drugs, and the same goes for you family. just go kill yourself, it will eventually happen in a couple of years.

[Randetica]

ok, time to crawl back to beastie G but nowz fo real

[Loppfessor]

ok, time to crawl back to beastie G but nowz fo real

Quiet you...Padster is a big boy he can take care of himself...

[Randetica]

my big poo poo butty boy!

[NoFenders]

sorry, but tucking in a shirt is considered neat. sorry if I dont look like a slob like everyone else.


+1


:cool:

[mate_spawn_die]

it's like some kind of reality tv show in here.

[Burnout18]

AHHH Webster hall... good times.

[KENNY GUIDO]

I have just word for Putzster......

REHAB!

[RobMoney$]

I have just word for Putzster......

REHAB!


OH SNAP! How many word?


Funny how you rip a 19yo for getting high (something most normal people that age do),
but have no problem gushing over washed-up convicted felon Slick Rick like a school girl (something no one the age of 40 should be doing, let alone advertising on the internet)


Maybe you'd better scurry back to the other side of the MB where you're foolishness doesn't stick out so much.

[Loppfessor]

I didn't realize Padster had so many mommies on here...

[KENNY GUIDO]

OH SNAP! How many word?


Funny how you rip a 19yo for getting high (something most normal people that age do),
but have no problem gushing over washed-up convicted felon Slick Rick like a school girl (something no one the age of 40 should be doing, let alone advertising on the internet)


Maybe you'd better scurry back to the other side of the MB where you're foolishness doesn't stick out so much.

yea, I shouldnt make fun of a kid that shoots up heroin along with his sister, and parents to boot. I should make it a positive!! yes, I will do that, Rob! your so smart!:rolleyes:

rob, relax. this is just the net. I will actually probably go back to life when I leave here. But have fun with your buddy!

[LongDuckDong]

http://www.yousendit.com/download/Q01HTG05Q1JYSHhjR0E9PQ

[mate_spawn_die]

^ someone click that and tell me what it is!

[Burnout18]

^ someone click that and tell me what it is!

i was about to, then decided not too....

[Loppfessor]

i was about to, then decided not too....

Come on ...do it!

[mate_spawn_die]

i feel like stimpy on that one episode where he's tempted to press the button in the space ship that shouldn't be pressed. "will stimpy press the button?!?!"... then the narrator of the episode starts to push stimpy's head close to the button. classic.

[Bob]

yea, I shouldnt make fun of a kid that shoots up heroin along with his sister, and parents to boot. I should make it a positive!! yes, I will do that, Rob! your so smart!:rolleyes:

lol what

[RobMoney$]

Rob! your so smart!

I think you meant to say "You're" so smart.

It's like the third time you've done it in this thread, Smartie.

[RobMoney$]

I didn't realize Padster had so many mommies on here...


So where's yours been, in europe doing push-ups or somewhere?

[Planetary]

lol what

lol i know :S

[Loppfessor]

So where's yours been, in europe doing push-ups or somewhere?

I find this post very ironic considering you were just flaming someone for their grammatical error...then again I'm pretty sure that's how you really speak

[KENNY GUIDO]

I find this post very ironic considering you were just flaming someone for their grammatical error...then again I'm pretty sure that's how you really speak

i no, rite? :p

[mate_spawn_die]

did anyone press the button yet? c'mon tell me!

[NoFenders]

i feel like stimpy on that one episode where he's tempted to press the button in the space ship that shouldn't be pressed. "will stimpy press the button?!?!"... then the narrator of the episode starts to push stimpy's head close to the button. classic.

THE BIG RED SHINY BUTTON!! THE GIANT CANDYLIKE BUTTON!!

:cool:

[Myu-to]

I downloaded it, and it was awesome.
*This post might be a lie.

[mate_spawn_die]

DON'T TOUCH IT!

it's the history eraser button you fool!


hahaha i tried to find the video with no luck :( just crappy re-edits on youtube

[KENNY GUIDO]

that shit was tight!

[Loppfessor]

It's some mp3 titled something like "keyboard gangsters" or something like that...I didn't download it though

[RobMoney$]

I find this post very ironic considering you were just flaming someone for their grammatical error...then again I'm pretty sure that's how you really speak

And I found your post about Paddy having "mommies" pretty irionic, you being the ultimate backpiece-sidekick and all.

[Lex Diamonds]

yea, I shouldnt make fun of a kid that shoots up heroin along with his sister, and parents to boot. I should make it a positive!! yes, I will do that, Rob! your so smart!:rolleyes:

rob, relax. this is just the net. I will actually probably go back to life when I leave here. But have fun with your buddy!
What life are you "actually probably" gonna go back to? The stalking of novelty rap acts from the 80s? Damn, sounds so much better than doing things that make you feel good. How I envy you. Oh, why must I waste my life having a good time? :(

Oh well, better just sit here and wait for another childish generalisation about my family from a fortysomething nerd who I'll never meet, because obviously going out and getting fucked up with my friends isn't as fun as posting on the Beastie Boys Website! (y)














































































































EAT A DICK!

[Burnout18]

ahhh.... thats it????? Dam i waited all day for that?

[Lex Diamonds]

Who the fuck are you, Guido's bitch? Sit on a cucumber you insignificant random-number-name having fuck.

[Burnout18]

there we go, thats more like it.

[Lex Diamonds]

Whatever, chump. This internet shit is boring, I'ma go smoke a blunt and drink some whiskey.

[Burnout18]

well obviously you are not bored by the internet, you get a hard on over the smallest bullshit.

[mate_spawn_die]

i went out to eat today and they had this killer peach tea at the restaurant. best tea i've ever tasted. i think i drank 4 glasses of it.

[Loppfessor]

And I found your post about Paddy having "mommies" pretty irionic, you being the ultimate backpiece-sidekick and all.


That's pretty lame Rob even by your standards....

[ericlee]

in reference to the shirt tuck deal.

Ya wear a t-shirt, no matter what, it's a freakin t-shirt. I couldn't care less if it's a top of the line versace- 8k diomand encrusted into the fabric t-shirt .

T-shirts are slob material. You want to tuck it- you're a slob. Ya untuck it, you're a slob.

[camo]

Hey I always wear tshirts and I don't think I'm a slob (n)

[Lex Diamonds]

Can we stop using the word "slob" please. I don't know why you would use that as an insult in the first place, it's a stupid word.

[Planetary]

Hey I always wear tshirts and I don't think I'm a slob (n)

WELL THINK AGAIN ASS WIPE

[mate_spawn_die]

i feel like i should say something in this thread. dunno why. it's kinda funny to just say totally random shit in between all this bickering. have you ever just laid down in your bed and closed your eyes and your so relaxed but your not asleep.... your half asleep and you can hear everything in your room and you just get in this really relaxing trance. uh

if you had to get rid of your hearing or your sight, which one would ya choose?

me? i would most def choose sight.

i don't have anything to do today... i'm just gonna watch some movies... maybe clean up the house...

i think in a few months i'm gonna move to portland... it will be great to have a change of scenery... i keep running into all these people i went to high school with around here and it's really depressing to be back in my hometown... the place i waited so many years to escape. cincinnati sucks.... there is great food, 1 amazing record store and bootsy collins lives here.... that's about it...

[camo]

WELL THINK AGAIN ASS WIPE

I'M THINKING FADGE BREATH.

[Pres Zount]

Ok. The posting of random shit in the middle of threads is so fucking old now. You may as well pick a random noob's birthday and start a thread about them, becasue that's old too.

I sometimes tuck a t-shirt into my jeans if I am wearing something over the top of it on a cold day, and I don't want the frigid steel of my belt buckle to brush against my pasty white flesh.

Furthermore, this thread is like a debate on who is lamer; chess players or checkers players. Both lame, but we all know that chess itself is cool.

[na§tee]

if you had to get rid of your hearing or your sight, which one would ya choose?

me? i would most def choose sight.
arghh i have been asking that question for years and i just cannot abide it when people say "ohh maaaaan i am soooo into music, dude, i couldn't give that up. sweet, holy music! how could i live without it?!" but think about it. if you have your sight your independence and freedom is increased considerably. you can walk home safely. you can watch a film. you can travel independently without the need for a blind/VI tour operator. when you get incredibly old and your highly skilled guide dog can't scoot you about any more, you can still see where you're shuffling to. people who would say they would choose blindness, one of the most hard to adjust to disabilities ever, over deafness, have no real appreciation of what blind people have to cope with.

uh anyway.. what was this thread about again? tucking in shirts? padster.. and shirts? i don't know. *eats muffin*

[mate_spawn_die]

Ok. The posting of random shit in the middle of threads is so fucking old now. You may as well pick a random noob's birthday and start a thread about them, becasue that's old too.

"noob"

hahahaha

[NoFenders]

i feel like i should say something in this thread. dunno why. it's kinda funny to just say totally random shit in between all this bickering. have you ever just laid down in your bed and closed your eyes and your so relaxed but your not asleep.... your half asleep and you can hear everything in your room and you just get in this really relaxing trance. uh



Sometimes I get that.

Wanna know what keeps me up at night sometimes??

Imagining what I'd look like if I was upright.

Like you're laying down in bed, one leg bent, the other straight, one arm under your head the other behind you. What would you look like upright?? Kinda wierd I know, but funny too. Mostly it'd look like I'm running, but sometimes it's bizzare the positions we put ourselves in while sleeping.



:cool:

[NoFenders]

drink some whiskey.

What kind of whiskey do you drink??

:cool:

[KENNY GUIDO]

What life are you "actually probably" gonna go back to? The stalking of novelty rap acts from the 80s? Damn, sounds so much better than doing things that make you feel good. How I envy you. Oh, why must I waste my life having a good time? :(

Oh well, better just sit here and wait for another childish generalisation about my family from a fortysomething nerd who I'll never meet, because obviously going out and getting fucked up with my friends isn't as fun as posting on the Beastie Boys Website! (y)














































































































EAT A DICK!

wwwwhhiiiteeee lllllliiiinnnneeessss!! are you cravin for another hit, addict? or are you gonna score some off your mum?

[KENNY GUIDO]

ahhh.... thats it????? Dam i waited all day for that?

lmao!!! he probably just came down off of some "K"!

[KENNY GUIDO]

Slick Rick at Webster Hall


Uncle Sal can you buy me a drink? Ughh you again, ok here we go. Once upon a time not long ago there lived some crazy cats that we all knew. They went by the name of the Tanguido crew. The leader was a clown and funny at times, even so funny that he made up this rhyme. Ok let me let the real rappers finish the rest. This past Friday night the Guido's was privileged to meet the one and only Slick Rick, yea I said Slick Rick as made an appearance at Webster Hall. Now for all of you true hip hop fans you know what that era of music brought to us. I am talking about long gold chains, big rings, shell top sneakers, Adidas Track Suits and a hip hop bounce to sick beats.

As Rick took the the stage the crowd was hyped up to see the legend live on stage. I would like to give a huge Shout Out to Uncle Sal for always showing the Guido's love and for making the head ache from the drinks that he kept pouring. Also a Huge Shout Out to Slick Rick for taking the time to chat and chill with us in VIP, thanks Rick your a true legend. To all the new fans of Tanguido.com I would like to welcome you to our world.

Stay Tuned.....the summer is not over yet and we are just getting started!

Ciao,
The Tan Guido

[RobMoney$]

Your - pronoun 1. (a form of the possessive case of You used as an attributive adjective): Your shirt is tucked in.

You're - contraction of you are: You're trapped in the 80's and can't get out.

[Pootytang]

Ground Control to Major Tom...

[ericlee]

80% of my wardrobe is t-shirts and you're damn right I'm a slob. I'm more decent than have these shitbags with their shirts tucked in.

[King PSYZ]

I hearby certifiy this thread

COMEDY TIN

you may proceed...

[ericlee]

no applause, just throw money. Preferably paper so ya'll better brush up on your paper airplane makin' skills.

[YoungRemy]

it's Jimmy Fallon, not Jimmy Falon
Will Ferrell, not WILL FERRAL
and Chris Kattan, not Kris Kattan

and finally, it's De La Soul, not De La Sol

[Loppfessor]

it's Jimmy Fallon, not Jimmy Falon
Will Ferrell, not WILL FERRAL
and Chris Kattan, not Kris Kattan

and finally, it's De La Soul, not De La Sol

LMAO....your hilarious...oops I mean you're my bad

[RobMoney$]

I wonder if Sal would pay for G.E.D. classes?

[Burnout18]

I wonder if Sal would pay for G.E.D. classes?

more like uncle sam

[Lex Diamonds]

wwwwhhiiiteeee lllllliiiinnnneeessss!! are you cravin for another hit, addict? or are you gonna score some off your mum?
How ironic that you would bring up a 25 year old song in a thread about how out of touch you are with reality. Something of a phenomenon, some might say.

PS
I know this is kinda personal but how big's your penis? I'm guessing really really small. Not just small, but tiny and shrivelled, like a single mussel. That would explain a lot.

[Randetica]

it would probably explain the whole universe

[camo]

Somebody get Kenny a stab vest.

[Myu-to]

OMG!!!!! THEY'VE KILLED KENNY!!!!!!

[Loppfessor]

PS
I know this is kinda personal but how big's your penis? I'm guessing really really small. Not just small, but tiny and shrivelled, like a single mussel. That would explain a lot.

Boo! I expect better from you...that's almost as weak as attacking grammar. Try again...

[ericlee]

I still don't understand the whole point of this thread. Might as well make use of it.

-bread
-butter
-milk
-sugar
-20 cans of duster
-toilet paper

[Myu-to]

It looks like you forgot the marmalade and Cheez Whiz. Just how am I suppose to make my sandwiches without them?!

[mate_spawn_die]

-20 cans of duster

hahaha

[Lex Diamonds]

Boo! I expect better from you...that's almost as weak as attacking grammar. Try again...
It's funny how you're normally so boring and womanly but whenever I have to put some chump in their place you start coming with the insults. You don't want it with me, you're just a dickless yes-man.

[Randetica]

lol


i guess lopp needs a mommy now

[Pres Zount]

Padster; you are not putting a chump in his place, you are just allowing everyone to see what a shit you are.

[Loppfessor]

It's funny how you're normally so boring and womanly but whenever I have to put some chump in their place you start coming with the insults. You don't want it with me, you're just a dickless yes-man.

LOL so far I haven't seen you put any chump in their place...heck even these insults against me are pretty generic and lame. Usually you're a little better at it but I guess you're slippin. Meanwhile I probably don't "want it" with you cus I don't have the hours and hours a day to spend on here going back and forth with ya...

[Randetica]

ah too bad

[Bob]

arghh i have been asking that question for years and i just cannot abide it when people say "ohh maaaaan i am soooo into music, dude, i couldn't give that up. sweet, holy music! how could i live without it?!" but think about it. if you have your sight your independence and freedom is increased considerably. you can walk home safely. you can watch a film. you can travel independently without the need for a blind/VI tour operator. when you get incredibly old and your highly skilled guide dog can't scoot you about any more, you can still see where you're shuffling to. people who would say they would choose blindness, one of the most hard to adjust to disabilities ever, over deafness, have no real appreciation of what blind people have to cope with.

uh anyway.. what was this thread about again? tucking in shirts? padster.. and shirts? i don't know. *eats muffin*

i agree. it's like, as an experiment, glue your eyes shut, and try to go about your day. hell just try to get up, go to the bathroom and take a piss without getting piss all over your feet. i think i could give up the beastie boys for the rest of my life in exchange for not having to put up with that, blindness is pretty crippling

[checkyourprez]

i agree. it's like, as an experiment, glue your eyes shut, and try to go about your day. hell just try to get up, go to the bathroom and take a piss without getting piss all over your feet. i think i could give up the beastie boys for the rest of my life in exchange for not having to put up with that, blindness is pretty crippling

hontestly, fuck hearing. YOU CANT HEAR A FUCKING TIT!

[King PSYZ]

OK now which would you rather be, Deaf, or a Midget?

[Dorothy Wood]

a midget!

I'd give up the beastie boys to be a midget.

[King PSYZ]

I'm with ya there, plus there's a much better shot at reality show fame if you're a midget.

[Lex Diamonds]

Padster; you are not putting a chump in his place, you are just allowing everyone to see what a shit you are.
I'm a shit because sometimes I have arguments with some dorks who I'll never meet?

Then what does that make you?

[King PSYZ]

A shit with corn? maybe nuts?

I'd give up the Beastie Boys to take corn/nut free shits without taking nuts or corn out of my diet.

[YoungRemy]

so Kenny's thread in BG this morning got deleted...

that was a instant classic in the making...

[na§tee]

I KNOW!

not fair! :mad:

grumble grumble.

he started slinging shit, man. other threads aimed at flaming people haven't been deleted, why that one? it should have been moved to here.

ahh, the possibilities!

[Myu-to]

YEAH!!!

Then the mods locked my thread.

WTF???

It was a good thread, never hurt anybody.

Plus, I was all about to like bust my entry too. Now I'll never be on a record with the Beastie Boys.

:(

[King PSYZ]

I feel a bit cheated

[camo]

It's was killed off in it's infancy. It's a complete disgrace. That thread could have lasted for months.

Bring it back (y)

[Pres Zount]

I'm a shit because sometimes I have arguments with some dorks who I'll never meet?


No, you're a little shit because the only way you can "argue" with someone is to call them a gay, a woman, or tell them that their penis is small. It gets really old. It is really old.

Yeah, I meant to say little shit before. A slobby little shit hooked on cocaine and dick jokes.

[Myu-to]

No, you're a little shit because the only way you can "argue" with someone is to call them a gay, a woman, or tell them that their penis is small. It gets really old. It is really old.
Or he says they are bald.:(

[Planetary]

shut it baldy!

[Myu-to]

:(

Damn, even my emoticons are bald.

[Lex Diamonds]

No, you're a little shit because the only way you can "argue" with someone is to call them a gay, a woman, or tell them that their penis is small. It gets really old. It is really old.

Yeah, I meant to say little shit before. A slobby little shit hooked on cocaine and dick jokes.
You know what else is old? Pea-brained, bitter little idiots like you thinking that simply describing what I do is somehow insulting me. You're damn right I call people "pindick" or "homotional". And nine times out of ten it's funny, because they are. Case in point: you catching period pains over the slightest little jibe about you being a slimy prick.

At least I'm not actually hurting people's feelings like those cunts who steal people's girlfriends over the internet and shit.

[Randetica]

it's a mystery to me how you cant find paddy all adorable and dickable

it's paddy!

[Lex Diamonds]

:);):p:D:o

[KENNY GUIDO]

it's Jimmy Fallon, not Jimmy Falon
Will Ferrell, not WILL FERRAL
and Chris Kattan, not Kris Kattan

and finally, it's De La Soul, not De La Sol


who cares? im not making money from them so who gives a rat's ass?

[King PSYZ]

speaking of Slick Rick,


Heeeeeeeeeeeeere weeeeee go...

[YoungRemy]

who cares? im not making money from them so who gives a rat's ass?

I'm confused. one minute you say you are in the industry and just doing your job, the next you say you're an autograph collector and it is your hobby.

who gives a rat's ass that you've been spelling the name of an iconic hip-hop group incorrectly for your whole life?

[Lex Diamonds]

Heh, Kenny is getting sonned left right and centre. It's like shooting dweebs in a barrel.

[KENNY GUIDO]

How ironic that you would bring up a 25 year old song in a thread about how out of touch you are with reality. Something of a phenomenon, some might say.

PS
I know this is kinda personal but how big's your penis? I'm guessing really really small. Not just small, but tiny and shrivelled, like a single mussel. That would explain a lot.

how ironic? youre a DRUG ADDICT. youre a piece of shit. U shouldnt even show your face in public. but I suppose it the norm where you live. I dont know if youre fully aware but drug addicts are losers. But I suppose you think that youre not. nice. pipe dreams.

let me get this straight.....youre asking about the size of my penis? not only are you a drug addict, but A GAY DRUG ADDICT as well. aids shall enter your life very soon.

[KENNY GUIDO]

I'm confused. one minute you say you are in the industry and just doing your job, the next you say you're an autograph collector and it is your hobby.

who gives a rat's ass that you've been spelling the name of an iconic hip-hop group incorrectly for your whole life?

Whats not to understand? My job or my hobby? you cant be that dumb, can you? one can do 2 things at once. have you ever heard of "multi tasking"?

[KENNY GUIDO]

Heh, Kenny is getting sonned left right and centre. It's like shooting dweebs in a barrel.

dweeb? I havent used that word since 1984! what a moron! youre such a loser, padster. using a word no one used in almost 25 years!

[Pres Zount]

Three times in a row!

[Randetica]

i just noticed his sig


poor paddy, he must feel owned for life :(

[KENNY GUIDO]

Im quite curious about young remy. I always thought he was a bright young man, but when he asks stupid questions like I'm confused. one minute you say you are in the industry and just doing your job, the next you say you're an autograph collector and it is your hobby.

I dont understand how he cant comprehend how one can work and have a hobby. I assume Remy has a job, no? coming to this site is, im assuming, is a hobby of his. or perhaps he collects beastie boys memorabilia. so, how can he work his job and collect beastie memorabilia at the same time? I can surely answer that question, but why cant remy?

remy, for the last time, I WORK FOR SAL FOR FEVER RECORDS. WE BOOK AND PROMOTE ARTISTS AND EVENTS. THATS MY JOB.

ONE OF MY HOBBIES IS GETTING AUTOGRAPHS & PHOTOS OF CELEBRITIES.

now, go back and re-read those statements several times until it sinks in.

[Randetica]

throw that boring shit into BG

[The Notorious LOL]

this thread sure is a sissy boy slap fight. make it funny, then let me know.

[KENNY GUIDO]

padster's just jealous because slick rick is someone he admires from his hood and he cant openly admit it, unlike his addiction to drugs and men's cocks.

[Randetica]

he is more into little boy cocks if i remember correctly

[YoungRemy]

I WORK FOR SAL FOR FEVER RECORDS. WE BOOK AND PROMOTE ARTISTS AND EVENTS. THATS MY JOB.

ONE OF MY HOBBIES IS GETTING AUTOGRAPHS & PHOTOS OF CELEBRITIES.



thanks for clearing this up. I was definitely confused but you put me on blast and straightened it out. I just hope that when you promote your next artist you spell their name correctly.

I'm worried for you, Guido, I never thought you to be an informant.

[RobMoney$]

The thing is that in his confused little mind he doesn't realize how fucking unprofessional it is to ask someone you're "working" with for a fucking autograph or a pic.

It'd be like an umpire posing for a pic and getting an autograph from Barry Bonds before he stepped in the batters box, or after he touched home plate after hitting a home-run.

It's pathetic that it just doesn't register how embarressing it is to be a fan-boy of washed-up, D-list celebrities at the age of 40 and why everyone is laughing at him for it.

[Jitters]

I like this thread. We're all just taking shots at whomever posts something. Which I have now done. Oh god.....

[QueenAdrock]

Fuck you, Jitters

[Jitters]

Somebody needs to.

[Loppfessor]

The thing is that in his confused little mind he doesn't realize how fucking unprofessional it is to ask someone you're "working" with for a fucking autograph or a pic.



That's all well and good but why does anyone care??!! I mean honestly I could give a shit less what anyone on this board does at their job...why is everyone up in his shit over this?

[YoungRemy]

enough is enough

[Planetary]

ONE OF MY HOBBIES IS GETTING AUTOGRAPHS & PHOTOS OF CELEBRITIES.

Do you have any photos of any real celebrities?

I mean surely if it was such a hobby of yours you'd have some cool photos of A-listers as opposed to the unfortunate people that get stuck working with you.

[KENNY GUIDO]

The thing is that in his confused little mind he doesn't realize how fucking unprofessional it is to ask someone you're "working" with for a fucking autograph or a pic.

It'd be like an umpire posing for a pic and getting an autograph from Barry Bonds before he stepped in the batters box, or after he touched home plate after hitting a home-run.

It's pathetic that it just doesn't register how embarressing it is to be a fan-boy of washed-up, D-list celebrities at the age of 40 and why everyone is laughing at him for it.


unprofessional? are you kiddin me? sal and I do it all the time and no one saus "no". plus, they know I run an internet site that posts these photos and they love it. Im like the perez hilton for music, except Im straight.

biz markie a d-lister? ill remember that the next time the beasties invite him to rap with them. Ill make sure I let them know you called him "washed up".

rob, go out and make yourself useful instead of being an asshole.

I also hate to burst your bubble but the beasties havent been on the a-list for many years now. I guess you would qualify them as "has beens" as well, eh FAN BOY?

[KENNY GUIDO]

Do you have any photos of any real celebrities?

I mean surely if it was such a hobby of yours you'd have some cool photos of A-listers as opposed to the unfortunate people that get stuck working with you.

I havent updated this in years but you can check out all the "has beens" here:

http://hometown.aol.com/gwedoking/

http://hometown.aol.com/gwedoking/page2.html

http://hometown.aol.com/gwedoking/page3.html

[taquitos]

it's "so and so and I", not "me and so and so"

[Planetary]

I havent updated this in years but you can check out all the "has beens" here:

http://hometown.aol.com/gwedoking/

http://hometown.aol.com/gwedoking/page2.html

http://hometown.aol.com/gwedoking/page3.html

When did i say has-beens? And out of like a million pictures, i only knew rob base. Way to go (y)

[KENNY GUIDO]

LOL...MY BAD. I meant that remark towards Rob Money.

[RobMoney$]

I havent updated this in years but you can check out all the "has beens" here:

http://hometown.aol.com/gwedoking/

http://hometown.aol.com/gwedoking/page2.html

http://hometown.aol.com/gwedoking/page3.html


I take it all back Kenny.

These pictures are amazing. Please post more.



BTW, your IROC Z & Monte SS is awesomez.
It's like you had your own Guido taxi-cab fleet.

[KENNY GUIDO]

I take it all back Kenny.

These pictures are amazing. Please post more.



BTW, your IROC Z & Monte SS is awesomez.
It's like you had your own Guido taxi-cab fleet.

I wish it was a Roc, its just a limited edition rs.

[Lex Diamonds]

padster's just jealous because slick rick is someone he admires from his hood and he cant openly admit it, unlike his addiction to drugs and men's cocks.
I been known on road for murkin the gash, you fassyole. I should have expected you to start talking that gay shit seeing as you are some greasy Italian's bitch. Is it hard keeping Sal's name in your mouth all the time and still finding room for his balls?

I havent updated this in years but you can check out all the "has beens" here:

http://hometown.aol.com/gwedoking/

http://hometown.aol.com/gwedoking/page2.html

http://hometown.aol.com/gwedoking/page3.html
Those pages are pretty tragic. Now I almost feel sorry for you, crying yourself to sleep at night because "A-Mirage" and "DJ Jiggly" haven't been replying to your e-mails about weekly 80's reunion parties. And after you got that hot new fade-style haircut to impress them, too. I guess it's worth it to brush shoulders with the stars though, huh?

[KENNY GUIDO]

I been known on road for murkin the gash, you fassyole. I should have expected you to start talking that gay shit seeing as you are some greasy Italian's bitch. Is it hard keeping Sal's name in your mouth all the time and still finding room for his balls?


Those pages are pretty tragic. Now I almost feel sorry for you, crying yourself to sleep at night because "A-Mirage" and "DJ Jiggly" haven't been replying to your e-mails about weekly 80's reunion parties. And after you got that hot new fade-style haircut to impress them, too. I guess it's worth it to brush shoulders with the stars though, huh?

ah!!! looks who's back? its Englands original CRACKHEAD!!!

How much do you pay for your crack, drug addict? I feel bad for you.....19 years old and a crack head. have you no shame? what drug havent you abused?

at what temperture that crack burn? how does it taste? do you take up the ass when you lose the taste, addict?

[King PSYZ]

you guys should just go make out already or something, just take it to your room already.

[Lex Diamonds]

at what temperture that crack burn?
Haha, is this guy for real?

Even if I was a crackhead why would I know the "temperture"? I would be too busy robbing pussies like you and selling your gold belt buckles.

[Lex Diamonds]

King Psyz already, already or something. Something already.

[Dorothy Wood]

this thread is epic nonsense.

I like it.

[Jitters]

Your quote always makes me smile, Dorothy.

[King PSYZ]

King Psyz already, already or something. Something already.

OOOOOOH SICK BURN! You sure showed me what for...

[Lex Diamonds]

Yes I did. Now fuck off.

[Randetica]

ah!!! looks who's back? its Englands original CRACKHEAD!!!

How much do you pay for your crack, drug addict? I feel bad for you.....19 years old and a crack head. have you no shame? what drug havent you abused?

at what temperture that crack burn? how does it taste? do you take up the ass when you lose the taste, addict?

stop being such a low being for once cause not even mike d would respect you with that attitude

[KENNY GUIDO]

stop being such a low being for once cause not even mike d would respect you with that attitude


are you kiddin me? the kid is a worthless piece of shit and is a drug addict. he even openly admits to daily drug usage with his sister and mother. Im not the one Mike D shouldnt respect.

[KENNY GUIDO]

Haha, is this guy for real?

Even if I was a crackhead why would I know the "temperture"? I would be too busy robbing pussies like you and selling your gold belt buckles.

crackhead.

[Randetica]

mike d wishes he was Gangsta like the padster

[Lex Diamonds]

For real. Somebody tell this chump suttin, fore I crack his jaw.

You running with boys I'm running with men. And I aint talking about age, son.

[KENNY GUIDO]

For real. Somebody tell this chump suttin, fore I crack his jaw.

You running with boys I'm running with men. And I aint talking about age, son.


Are you kidding? What are you trying to be.....an internet thug? youre too fucking funny you, loser!!

[ericlee]

this
this is
this is just
this is just to
this is just to take
this is just to take up
this is just to take up space

[Lex Diamonds]

Are you kidding? What are you trying to be.....an internet thug? youre too fucking funny you, loser!!
Why would there possibly be a comma between "you" and "loser"? You even type like you've got a speech impediment. Lemme guess, were you the quiet retard kid with no friends at school? You know, the weird stupid guy with no friends that everyone sorta talks to/poses for pictures with cuz they feel so sorry for him. Or is that just a role you've grown into at Fever records?

[KENNY GUIDO]

Why would there possibly be a comma between "you" and "loser"? You even type like you've got a speech impediment. Lemme guess, were you the quiet retard kid with no friends at school? You know, the weird stupid guy with no friends that everyone sorta talks to/poses for pictures with cuz they feel so sorry for him. Or is that just a role you've grown into at Fever records?


aaaww....I created a typo. whats your excuse for being the biggest loser on the net? so tell me....whats your favorite drug?
I bet its heroin. I hear its top choice amongst you kids. btw, how do your sister and mother do it? do they do it in privacy or are they all proud like you and do it front of your neighbors? Do they hook, too? do they have a pimp?

[na§tee]

wow.. when i am logged in i have signatures turned off so i missed the glory of kenny's signature. oh my. lolol.

[Lex Diamonds]

aaaww....I created a typo. whats your excuse for being the biggest loser on the net? so tell me....whats your favorite drug?
I bet its heroin. I hear its top choice amongst you kids. btw, how do your sister and mother do it? do they do it in privacy or are they all proud like you and do it front of your neighbors? Do they hook, too? do they have a pimp?
What's your obsession with my sister and mother you fucking pervert? You're pretty much fantasising about them taking heroin and being susceptible to your offers of prostitution. It's not going to happen you greasy tramp, nobody in my family would even look at a pathetic stalker like you. You are a sad, strange little man.

My favourite drug is Herceptin. It is used to treat breast cancer and has a high success rate, saving many lives daily. It is a wondrous creation. :)

My second favourite is crystal meth.

[KENNY GUIDO]

For real. Somebody tell this chump suttin, fore I crack his jaw.

You running with boys I'm running with men. And I aint talking about age, son.

why did you leave out "be" from the word "before?" are you in special ed? is that why you misspell words? did you sit in the back of the little yellow bus?

suttin? whats suttin? are you making up words as you go along? I should give you some advice: dont do drugs before going on the net.

youre such a disgrace. 19 years old and still in the 10th grade.

[KENNY GUIDO]

What's your obsession with my sister and mother you fucking pervert? You're pretty much fantasising about them taking heroin and being susceptible to your offers of prostitution. It's not going to happen you greasy tramp, nobody in my family would even look at a pathetic stalker like you. You are a sad, strange little man.

No obessession. just easy prey.

My favourite drug is Herceptin. It is used to treat breast cancer and has a high success rate, saving many lives daily. It is a wondrous creation. :) so, you have man titties? what are you.....400 pounds. why am I not surprised.

My second favourite is crystal meth.

I knew it.

[Lex Diamonds]

why did you leave out "be" from the word "before?" are you in special ed? is that why you misspell words? did you sit in the back of the little yellow bus?

suttin? whats suttin? are you making up words as you go along? I should give you some advice: dont do drugs before going on the net.

youre such a disgrace. 19 years old and still in the 10th grade.
Ah, I see. Levelling my own criticisms back at me. A cunning tactic, often deployed by four year olds. Touché, fine sir.

[KENNY GUIDO]

I would stop typing if I were you. I love adding youre thoughtless comments to my signature.

[Lex Diamonds]

so, you have man titties? what are you.....400 pounds. why am I not surprised.
Yeah, let's make jokes about cancer, because that's real funny.

I didn't know there were any new lows for you to sink to, but you've managed it. Next you'll be posting pictures of you posing with dead babies or raping the elderly.

And yeah I do have some slight moobs but I still get laid a hell of a lot more than you do. Isn't that funny?

[Kid Presentable]

For real. Somebody tell this chump suttin, fore I crack his jaw.

You running with boys I'm running with men. And I aint talking about age, son.

Lo_Lyfe?

[Lex Diamonds]

Oh shit I got a bread hat.

[na§tee]

btw it was only glorious because it is terribly sad you are calling someone a homosexual drug addict repeatedly in your signature.

sling the over the top 'drug addict' insults all you want (although it's getting a bit tired now, and i would hasten to add i hardly think paddy is running the streets desperate to get his smack on) but i think it's a little pathetic you're using homosexuality as a continued insult as if it is the last word in slander.

[Kid Presentable]

shiit son ima put on a strang bikini and fukk a plum puddyng in here

[Lex Diamonds]

btw it was only glorious because it is terribly sad you are calling someone a homosexual drug addict repeatedly in your signature.

sling the over the top 'drug addict' insults all you want (although it's getting a bit tired now, and i would hasten to add i hardly think paddy is running the streets desperate to get his smack on) but i think it's a little pathetic you're using homosexuality as a continued insult as if it is the last word in slander.Yeah Kenny, stop being such a gay fag.

[Planetary]

kenny i think you should just give up. the board's against you... (n):(

[KENNY GUIDO]

Yeah, let's make jokes about cancer, because that's real funny.

I didn't know there were any new lows for you to sink to, but you've managed it. Next you'll be posting pictures of you posing with dead babies or raping the elderly.

And yeah I do have some slight moobs but I still get laid a hell of a lot more than you do. Isn't that funny?


cancer? who the hell said anything about cancer? please lay off the drugs before spewing things on here.

raping the ederly? No, I will leave that up to you.

you get laid?????????????

BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

I sincerely doubt you have ever gotten laid, much less get it more than I do. All you do is hang out in here. when I was 19, I was never home nor was I ever on a computer like you, simpleton.

[KENNY GUIDO]

btw it was only glorious because it is terribly sad you are calling someone a homosexual drug addict repeatedly in your signature.

sling the over the top 'drug addict' insults all you want (although it's getting a bit tired now, and i would hasten to add i hardly think paddy is running the streets desperate to get his smack on) but i think it's a little pathetic you're using homosexuality as a continued insult as if it is the last word in slander.

I have nothing against gays. I have plenty of gays as friends. as a matter of fact, a couple of girls ive dated were bi. But coming into a "beastie boys" site and openly admitting youre gay....well....you just open yourself to a billions insults.

[Lex Diamonds]

kenny i think you should just give up. the board's against you... (n):(OK shut up now, it's not even funny anymore, just a bit saddening.

[Planetary]

I have nothing against gays. I have plenty of gays as friends. as a matter of fact, a couple of girls ive dated were bi. But coming into a "beastie boys" site and openly admitting youre gay....well....you just open yourself to a billions insults.

lol a couple of girls you dated turned gay

[KENNY GUIDO]

Yeah Kenny, stop being such a gay fag.

You, my friend, much like life.....dont get it. Youre the openly gay man here. You said it yourself by asking about the size of my penis, im guessing to see if it will fit in your mouth.

[Randetica]

wait? what? paddy is a drug addict?????? HE NEVER TOLD ME :eek::eek::eek: well not today anyway..


so kenny can you please think of new insults now? cause we all know for years that he is an addicted and fat lil homo bag and thats the paddy we love and need (y)



change him and youre dead :(

[KENNY GUIDO]

OK shut up now, it's not even funny anymore, just a bit saddening.


whats sad is that I predict a slow and painful death, caused by aids in your future.

[Lex Diamonds]

You, my friend, much like life.....dont get it. Youre the openly gay man here. You said it yourself by asking about the size of my penis, im guessing to see if it will fit in your mouth.Nah, I think I quite clearly pointed out the fact you are hung like a mouse. Stop making things up and leave the keyboard alone now.

[KENNY GUIDO]

wait? what? paddy is a drug addict?????? HE NEVER TOLD ME :eek::eek::eek: well not today anyway..


so kenny can you please think of new insults now? cause we all know for years that he is an addicted and fat lil homo bag and thats the paddy we love and need (y)



change him and youre dead :(


think of? I only come up with facts. I cant make up this shit. I took at look at padster's history, where he openly admits to these sick acts.

[KENNY GUIDO]

Nah, I think I quite clearly pointed out the fact you are hung like a mouse. Stop making things up and leave the keyboard alone now.


is that what your mother told you? she only said that to make you feel better after she took your list hit of mesk last night.

[Planetary]

when I was 19, I was never home nor was I ever on a computer like you, simpleton.

Probably out doing drugs with your family... :(

[KENNY GUIDO]

lol a couple of girls you dated turned gay

no, theyre "bi". you do know what bi is, right? Im not talking to someone as ignorant as putzter.

[Planetary]

no, theyre "bi". you do know what bi is, right? Im not talking to someone as ignorant as putzter.

did they leave you for women?

[KENNY GUIDO]

Probably out doing drugs with your family... :(


yes...your exactly right! we get board in our million dollar water front homes and we need to go out and do drugs out in the open like Padster's family.

[Lex Diamonds]

she took your list hit of mesk last night.
LOL

Do you ever "get board" of being such a genius?

[KENNY GUIDO]

did they leave you for women?

I think you should stick to a topic your more famiar with: MEN.

you couldnt comprehend the life of a bi sexual woman.

[Randetica]

think of? I only come up with facts. I cant make up this shit. I took at look at padster's history, where he openly admits to these sick acts.

yeah but we heard that about hundred times now and no one but you cares

[Planetary]

yes...your exactly right! we get board in our million dollar water front homes and we need to go out and do drugs out in the open like Padster's family.

what are you talking about?

[KENNY GUIDO]

LOL

Do you ever "get board" of being such a genius?

only when Im talking to little 19 year old fools like you.

[Planetary]

I think you should stick to a topic your more famiar with: MEN.

you couldnt comprehend the life of a bi sexual woman.

Not on the same level as a Bi-sexual man such as yourself, no.

[KENNY GUIDO]

yeah but we heard that about hundred times now and no one but you cares


thats the problem today. no one cares about others drug usage, unless it happens in thier own life. dam shame.

[Randetica]

what are you talking about?

hahahaaha

[KENNY GUIDO]

Not on the same level as a Bi-sexual man such as yourself, no.

who said I was bi? I only do women. ask padster's mum. she begged me for it last night so she can score some more crack.

[Lex Diamonds]

only when Im talking to little 19 year old fools like you.
So you do this regularly? Why? If it makes you so "board" then why don't you go out and chill on the waterfront, smoke a fatty and listen to some Sugarhill Gang?

[Planetary]

who said I was bi? I only do women. ask padster's mum. she begged me for it last night so she can score some more crack.

Are you suggesting that you pay women for sex?

[Randetica]

thats the problem today. no one cares about others drug usage, unless it happens in thier own life. dam shame.

you sure hepled him out of his fucked up situation

god bless ya

[Lex Diamonds]

Are you suggesting that you pay women for sex?
That seems to be the gist of it. Middle aged crackhead women, no less.

[KENNY GUIDO]

So you do this regularly? Why? If it makes you so "board" then why don't you go out and chill on the waterfront, smoke a fatty and listen to some Sugarhill Gang?


because I work and have a life, unlike you, taking drugs all day, wasting your life away. you better clean up!

[KENNY GUIDO]

That seems to be the gist of it. Middle aged crackhead women, no less.


yea, your mum is one of them!

[Planetary]

because I work and have a life, unlike you, taking drugs all day, wasting your life away. you better clean up!

Lol, smoking weed on the waterfront of a million dollar house listening to hip hop seems like the good life to me. but whatever.

[Planetary]

yea, your mum is one of them!

So you admit it. you make me sick...

[Lex Diamonds]

Lol, smoking weed on the waterfront of a million dollar house listening to hip hop seems like the good life to me. but whatever.
Word, that sounds pretty jammin. But I guess the thrill of meeting a Young MC or a Rappin' Duke just can't be beat.

[KENNY GUIDO]

Lol, smoking weed on the waterfront of a million dollar house listening to hip hop seems like the good life to me. but whatever.


only if your puff daddy!

[KENNY GUIDO]

So you admit it. you make me sick...

yea, I admit padster's mum is a middle aged crack addict. want some aspirin?

[KENNY GUIDO]

its been real, fellas! i have to go work, unlike padster, who will be at home suckin on his glass dick all day.

[Lex Diamonds]

It's nice that you find time every morning to make 300 posts on the Beastie Boys Message Board. You know what they say, work hard- PLAY hard!

Stay out of trouble you crazy cat.

[Planetary]

only if your puff daddy!

must suck to be him...

[Planetary]

Kenny did you get up at like 6am to check this thread? get some friends ffs...

[camo]

Can we switch this up a little? Kenny, try an insult not circumnavigating the topics of drug addiction and homesexuality, please.

Paddy, carry on.

[Randetica]

Can we switch this up a little? Kenny, try an insult not circumnavigating the topics of drug addiction and homesexuality, please.

Paddy, carry on.

i already told him but maybe he only listens when a person with a dick tells him

[Lex Diamonds]

Can we switch this up a little? Kenny, try an insult not circumnavigating the topics of drug addiction and homesexuality, please.

Paddy, carry on.
I'm done with that

Had a run with that

I'm in the booth motherfucker, yep the funds is back

[camo]

Kenny, I have a penis.

[YoungRemy]

THERE ARE COUNTLESS SPELLING ERRORS IN THIS THREAD

[camo]

sshhhhhh stop shouting.

[YoungRemy]

thread title

( googled word for word you will find exact duplicates in more than one forum on the internet)

sorry I got involved, Kenny. keep spamming the boards(y)

[Burnout18]

i think this went well for almost everyone reading along.

[ericlee]

This thing grew 2 more pages since I've last checked in?

This shit is real boaring.

[Randetica]

only boarding people get board

[NoFenders]

I read it backwards now.

:cool:

[Jitters]

So I just got back from school for the day. What's everybody been up to? Anything interesting?

[KENNY GUIDO]

thread title

( googled word for word you will find exact duplicates in more than one forum on the internet)

sorry I got involved, Kenny. keep spamming the boards(y)

well, not to correct you but "spamming" is the practice of putting "junk" in a site that has absolutely nothing to do with the site at hand.

Everything I put here has something to do with the beastie boys. slick rick was thier label mate, thus I put it here. just as sal and the fever are associated with the beasties.

[RobMoney$]

THERE ARE COUNTLESS SPELLING ERRORS IN THIS THREAD


We should ask Sal to hold an "Illiterate Kenny" benefit.
I'll bet all those borderline celebities in Kenny's pics could use the work.

All the proceeds will go to buying some hooked on phonics books.

[KENNY GUIDO]

We should ask Sal to hold an "Illiterate Kenny" benefit.
I'll bet all those borderline celebities in Kenny's pics could use the work.

All the proceeds will go to buying some hooked on phonics books.

bro, I wouldnt go there if I were you. I just did a check on youre previous posts and youre considered boarderline "retarded".

think before you type.

[ericlee]

You just keep on pushing my love
over the boaderline..

Boarderline … feels like I'm goin' to lose my mind
You just keep on pushin' my love over the boarderline
Boarderline … feels like I'm goin' to lose my mind
You just keep on pushin' my love over the boaderline (boarderline)
Keep on pushin' me, baby
Don't you know you drive me crazy
You just keep on pushin' my love over the boarderline.

[RobMoney$]

bro, I wouldnt go there if I were you. I just did a check on youre previous posts and youre considered boarderline "retarded".


LOLZ


Post whatever previous posts of mine you want to,
your present posts are saying everything for you.

[camo]

Kenny, just let it go. You're slowly turning yourself into an internet parody.

Soon, people the word over will be doing a 'kenny', there will be flash animations of your photos synched up to europop, and those people who say win and fail will be tucking there shirts in the trousers 'guido style'.

This is painful to watch but engrossing all the same.

[KENNY GUIDO]

LOLZ


Post whatever previous posts of mine you want to,
your present posts are saying everything for you.

youre past speaks for itself.

enough said.

[KENNY GUIDO]

Kenny, just let it go. You're slowly turning yourself into an internet parody.

Soon, people the word over will be doing a 'kenny', there will be flash animations of your photos synched up to europop, and those people who say win and fail will be tucking there shirts in the trousers 'guido style'.

This is painful to watch but engrossing all the same.


been there, done that. you see, I dont care. This is the internet. If anyone actually takes the internet seriously, than they should seek some professional help. Most people forget about the internet when they sign off. Its called "entering reality".

The bottom line is that most people are on the outside, looking in in this place. Thats what seperates me from the rest of the fan boys.

[KENNY GUIDO]

whoa!!! check this out!

Everybody knows getting a blowjob from a guy doesn't make you gay,
only the dude with the cock in his mouth is gay.

And this ladies and gentlemen, is taken from ROb Money's expeirence. I could be the dumbed mother fucker on this planet but Rob can attest to receiving and giving oral to another man. Rob, you did yourself in this time.

[Planetary]

Kenny you're blatantly a closet gay. I mean you clearly found that quote by putting 'rob money getting a blowjob' into google.

[KENNY GUIDO]

Kenny you're blatantly a closet gay. I mean you clearly found that quote by putting 'rob money getting a blowjob' into google.

#1, Im as straight as they come. Theres no doubt there. Just ask a couple of the girls on here that had the pleasure of being with me.

#2, I didnt go to google and put that quote in. (I wish I did, I can really find some other homesexual acts that he participated in the past in) but alas, I found him saying it on this site. here you go:

http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=86840&highlight=dude+cock&page=2

[Planetary]

Quick on the defensive there, eh homo?

[Lex Diamonds]

I could be the dumbed mother fucker on this planet
That you are.

#1, Im as straight as they come. Theres no doubt there. Just ask a couple of the girls on here that had the pleasure of being with me.

#2, I didnt go to google and put that quote in. (I wish I did, I can really find some other homesexual acts that he participated in the past in) but alas, I found him saying it on this site. here you go:

http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=86840&highlight=dude+cock&page=2
#1, who the fuck are these girls? I'm guessing they made you sign some kind of contract swearing you to secrecy. Ladies, have you no shame?

And #2, don't you think wishing you had the chance to look for gay porn makes you look a bit gay? Just a tip, cuz it doesn't really fit with the whole "insecure homophobe" vibe you've got going on.

[King PSYZ]

Quick on the defensive there, eh homo?

check the link too, you gotta love how COCK was in the search parameters.

[Jitters]

This is the internet. If anyone actually takes the internet seriously, than they should seek some professional help. Most people forget about the internet when they sign off. Its called "entering reality".

See here (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=88162).

[KENNY GUIDO]

That you are.


#1, who the fuck are these girls? I'm guessing they made you sign some kind of contract swearing you to secrecy. Ladies, have you no shame?

And #2, don't you think wishing you had the chance to look for gay porn makes you look a bit gay? Just a tip, cuz it doesn't really fit with the whole "insecure homophobe" vibe you've got going on.

I would shut the fuck up if I were you. the only girls you can get are prostitutes.
no woman in thier right mind would sleep with you. well, perhaps out of pity.

All that will change next time I bang a hot slut

so, how much do they charge you?

[KENNY GUIDO]

See here (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=88162).


lmao!! why am I not surprised that padster and rob money havent participated in that poll? I would guess the reason is embarrassment!

[Lex Diamonds]

I've never used a prostitute, although a few of my friends have. If and when I go to Amsterdam I probably will. Apparently they have some proper tasty girls there and you can pretty much do what you like. None of this curteous foreplay shit, just dive straight in there and slam it. Then afterwards you can just get on with your night without some chick expecting breakfast and a lift home and whatever the fuck else. Sounds like a good time to me. (y)

But maybe spending all my free time on the internet with people 1/3 my age digging up old irrelevant quotes and making myself look like a giant tool with ignorant generalisations and laughably bad spelling and grammar is more fun? Kenny certainly seems to think so.

[KENNY GUIDO]

I've never used a prostitute, although a few of my friends have. If and when I go to Amsterdam I probably will. Apparently they have some proper tasty girls there and you can pretty much do what you like. None of this curteous foreplay shit, just dive straight in there and slam it. Then afterwards you can just get on with your night without some chick expecting breakfast and a lift home and whatever the fuck else. Sounds like a good time to me. (y)

But maybe spending all my free time on the internet with people 1/3 my age digging up old irrelevant quotes and making myself look like a giant tool with ignorant generalisations and laughably bad spelling and grammar is more fun? Kenny certainly seems to think so.


do you think we are stupid? I quoted you saying that you use them frequently and now youre back peddling? face it......you pay for sex.

[King PSYZ]

(!)
You are an obsession, I cannot sleep
I am a possession unopened at your feet
There is no balance, no equality
Be still I will not accept defeat

I will have you, yes I will have you
I will find a way and I will have you
Like a butterfly, a wild butterfly
I will collect you and capture you

You are an obsession, you're my obsession
Who do you want me to be to make you sleep with me
(x2)

I feed you, I drink you by day and by night
I need you, I need you by sun or candlelight
You protest, you want to leave
You say there's no alternative

Your face appears again, I see the beauty there
But I see danger, stranger beware
A circumstance in your naked dreams
Your affection is not what it seems

You are an obsession, you're my obsession
Who do you want me to be to make you sleep with me
(x2)

My fantasy has turned to madness
All my goodness has turned to badness
My need to possess you has consumed my soul
My life is trembling, I have no control

I will have you, yes I will have you
I will find a way and I will have you
Like a butterfly, a wild butterfly
I will collect you and capture you

You are an obsession, you're my obsession
Who do you want me to be to make you sleep with me
(x2 an fade)

[Planetary]

I've never used a prostitute, although a few of my friends have. If and when I go to Amsterdam I probably will.

now youre back peddling? face it......you pay for sex.

(Y)

[funk63]

This is great stuff.

[RobMoney$]

Just ask a couple of the girls on here that had the pleasure of being with me.


Oh come on now Kenny.


I think all the hair gel and fake tans over the years are starting to have an affect on your mental stability.

[RobMoney$]

And this ladies and gentlemen, is taken from ROb Money's expeirence. I could be the dumbed mother fucker on this planet but Rob can attest to receiving and giving oral to another man. Rob, you did yourself in this time.


Have you ever been expeirenced?
Well, I haaaaaave.


I can't deny it anymore Kenny. I've been jerking off to all those pics of you with those "celebrities" you linked.
The fake tan,...the lip gloss,...there's no way a flamming homo like me could resist.
I fukked your mouth soo many times I made my girl shave her pussy so it looks more like your silly little moustache.

[Dorothy Wood]

my goodness, this has certainly escalated!

[Knuckles]

cool (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1610193&postcount=24843)

[Pootytang]

cool (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1610193&postcount=24843)

I needed a good chuckle.

[Documad]

I needed a good chuckle.

Yeah, Knuckles saved another dreadful thread. (y)

[Lex Diamonds]

cool (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1610193&postcount=24843)
Nice try but that looks nothing like me. Where's the sculpted abs and massive bulge in the crotch area?

Apart from that, keep up the good work. (y)

[Kid Presentable]

Where's the sculpted abs and massive bulge in the crotch area?



Weeell you certainly have a type /bluth

[Lex Diamonds]

A type of cheeky charm, with my brash crudeness being counterbalanced by my happy-go-lucky demeanour? Thanks.

[Kid Presentable]

I was about to type "i'm about to eat myself" on msn. But I'm having chicken.