Drunk Restaurant

[BangkokB]

Last night I got as hammered as I am now and I made a disastrous dish involving eggs and a green pepper. I know this because I left the pepper out all night/morning on the microwave and eggs were all over the microwave and floor.

But the facts of the matter are this: Drunk people cook shit that they'd never eat sober. 3 year old Ice Cream: No Problem. Macaroni with Tartar sauce: Why not? Crème brûlée smothered in Shrimp cocktail sauce~Yes: Brilliant Idea

So I'm thinking about opening a restaurant where I'm hammered from open to close and there is no menu. If I look at you and if you're not hammered then GTFO. I look at your state of drunkenness and size it up and then decide what you'll eat. Given my years of field research in being drunk then eating who the hell knows what I think this is an untapped market that I may be an expert in.

[ms.peachy]

We already have those here in England; they are called kebab shops.

[na§tee]

:D

[abcdefz]

There are a few places right around the campus here that are pretty much known for being the places to go when you need cheap food
to sop up the alcohol. One's a burrito place, one's Chinese. The Chinese place, man... their stuff's nasty.

[jabumbo]

we have the dirty/greasy O - the best french fries in the world, no doubt

their busiest hours are from 1am until 3am!

[BangkokB]

I doubt that there are places that tell people GTFO! and serve either waffels or steak & eggs on their own accord while playing either DEVO or Hanneman. Bacon if you're nice

[yeahwho]

Glad I found your thread, here is the #uno drunk restaurant in Seattle Washington USA.

It is called Beth's Cafe. (http://www.bethscafe.com/)

[BangkokB]

Dear Zeus' Beard- They have a 12 egg omelet(!) That Southwestern Exposure looks like a God among insects. Have you attempted to wrestle that angry tiger in a cage?

Last night I made*and I use that term loosely* a 5 egg attempted*Not sure how that worked out* sunny side up cooked in the smattering grease of a whole packet(approximately 8 pieces) of bacon

The evidence was left by the TV in the pan and the empty bacon packet tossed with reckless abandon. Apparently Ketchup, The orange shrimp sauce, mayonnaise and I'd bet the ranch that garlic flavored Tabasco was involved.

There was a Drunk Restaurant in my one horse hometown that didn't quite live up to my expectations of how I'd run a ship but regardless they were only busy from 12 to 6 AM and their clientèle was mostly overachievers at the drinking game