Today is International 'Send a Private Message to Bob Day' Day

[Freebasser]

So what are you waiting for? Do it! (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/private.php?do=newpm&u=72)

[na§tee]

pm party in my pants!

[ms.peachy]

Hell no, what's Bob ever done for me? Nuthin', that's what.

[jabumbo]

Hell no, what's Bob ever done for me? Nuthin', that's what.

it's not polite to just take take take, and never give back! The bbmb gods will frown upon you when you go to retire!

[Bob]

what the hell's happening right now

[Junker]

I just did my part.

[Bob]

the holiday is truly international now!

[synch]

Even more intercontinentaler even.

[Junker]

Let's give a big group hug in the shower in celebration of this magnificent day.

[Freebasser]

It's that day again, folks! (y)

[b i o n i c]

done(y)

[Randetica]

im too shy :(

[Bob]

im too shy :(

i am judging them very closely

[faz]

He never wrote back to me last year :(

[Bob]

i'm supposed to write back to these????

[Freebasser]

For shame, Bob.

For shame.

(n)(n)(n)(n)

[DipDipDive]

(y)

[Audio.]

wh-what should I write?

[paul jones]

Bob taught me everything about meeting and boning women

[jabumbo]

tomorrow should be international bob sends replies to private messages day

[Bob]

oh wow it actually has been a full year, i didn't notice. it didn't feel like it was that long ago

[mickill]

Bob, my Personal messaging to you would didn't fit so I have am sending it to you here:

Dear Sir,

Confidential Business Proposal

Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the Nigerian Chambers Of Commerce And Industry, I have the privilege to request of your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand United States dollars) into your accounts. The above sum resulted from an over-invoiced contract, executed, commissioned and paid for about five years (5) ago by a foreign contractor. This action has been however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense account at The Central Bank Of Nigeria Apex Bank.

We are now prepared to transfer the fund overseas and that is where you come in, Bob. It is important to inform you that as civil servants, we are forbidden to operate a foreign account; that is why we are require of your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for us, 25% for you and 5% for local and international expenses incidental to the transfer.

The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am a accountant with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:

(a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.

(b) your private telephone and fax numbers —for confidentiality and easy communication.

(c) your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.

Alternatively we wish to furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, along with the breakdown explaining, comprehensively what we require of you at this time. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.

Please reply urgently.

Best regards

mickill

[Nuzzolese]

Hi Bob, I wanted to send you a PM but I think I missed the deadline! Do you want me to send you one anyway? Let me know, okay?

[hpdrifter]

I think Bob is the Board's most popular member.

[Nuzzolese]

We have to vote on it, though.

[Waus]

It's a cold heartless bastard that doesn't have a soft spot for Bob.

[hpdrifter]

Nuzzolese this is not a democracy, it's a BBMB-ocracy. *knocks on desk* I'm sorry but you're overruled.

[Freebasser]

You guys really helped make yesterday the best "Send a Private Message to Bob Day" Day yet.

I think we've really outdone ourselves - but let's not get complacent. Let's work towards making next year go that much further and really push the envelope! (y)

[Freebasser]

Holy fuck - the year went by so quickly, didn't it?

Let's get those PMs sent, people! (y)

[synch]

I like how Bobday is flexible.

[jabumbo]

sort of like easter. nobody knows when the hell it's going to be.

[Waus]

It's a moveable feast.

[cosmo105]

I usually take the day off work to observe it.

[abcdefz]

I have the day off as well.

*sends*

[Adam]

Oops, I had last week off, although...

This is the first time I've noticed this day exists. Can you still join in even though it might be your first time. Or should I just watch and see if I like and see what comes naturally?

[Guy Incognito]

DOne - i have asked quite a boring question

[Bob]

oops, i got full, you may continue praising me now