oh me...

[monkey]

let me indulge my stupidity for a second....


i lost my cell phone. ask me why. go on, ask.

why, paulina, did you lose your new cell phone (got it 2 weeks ago!)?

because i was making out with a cute boy. and during this making out, i lost my phone and i didnt realize until hours later.

on the bright side, the boy is SO CUTE. im totally in like. :o

[paul jones]

(y)

check his hair,it may be in there if you were fingering his hair,if he has big hair that is...or if you were on a sofa,check down the back of the sofa...err

[TurdBerglar]

fingering his hair

[paul jones]

fingering his hair

it's what the cool kids are into these days daddio(y)

[insertnamehere]

me be

[thegoodmrbrodie!]

maybe he stole yr phone. :)

[monkey]

i should specify. we were in prospect park listening to bob dylan. and couldnt stop making out. im pretty sure i lost it somewhere in the park while being oblivious to the world around me.

im pretty sure i didnt leave it in his hair or his couch. and im also pretty sure he didnt steal it, im going to invoke the totally insane "he's too cute to steal my phone" rule.

[na§tee]

awwhhhh maaaaan i wanna get so totally consumed by making out that i lose expensive gadgets! *jealous*

your phone can be replaced, cute boy maybe cannot. continue with the making out! go forth and prosper, young pauli!

[monkey]

im crushing so hard. this is bad. bad bad bad.

bad. (i cant wipe the goofy smile off my face. how is this possible? how is it that im such a fucking cheeseball? this is gonna blow up in my face. not in a good way. bad.)

but tomorrow im getting an insurance replacement of my phone. so all i lost was my sd card and a whole bunch of pictures.

[Bob]

so wait, this guy's couch was in the middle of a park? is he a hobo? that's probably why he took your phone i bet

[monkey]

we never actually made out on a couch, that was just paul j's imagination.

[ericlee]

so wait, this guy's couch was in the middle of a park? is he a hobo? that's probably why he took your phone i bet


Surely a hobo if his hair was long and sticky enough for the phone to get lost in.