View Full Version : Myu-to's Tasty Taco Stand...
Myu-to
08-14-2008, 10:34 AM
Come on in y'all, get whatever type taco you want...ON THE HOUSE!!!
AceFace
08-14-2008, 10:44 AM
can you make me a veggie quesadilla?
Myu-to
08-14-2008, 10:52 AM
Damn it! Can't y'all read? I sell tacos. That's it, just tacos. Whatever type of taco you would like, I can make it, but it has to be a taco. Tacos. Get it? Tacos.
Tacos.
We don't do taco's round 'ere. None of that foreign muck.
Myu-to
08-14-2008, 11:17 AM
You've got to get adventurous, brah. Here, try this, it's a Big Mac Taco.
NoFenders
08-14-2008, 11:53 AM
El Pastor please!
:cool:
jabumbo
08-14-2008, 12:06 PM
ill take a fish taco with extra hot sauce, please
Myu-to
08-14-2008, 12:32 PM
El Pastor please!
:cool:
Order up!!!
Muchas Gracias, and such.
Myu-to
08-14-2008, 12:33 PM
ill take a fish taco with extra hot sauce, please
Cream sauce or cheese or neither?
I'm so freakin' hungry.
I need a chalupa.
Echewta
08-14-2008, 01:07 PM
A friend of mine tried the tacos, look what happened :( (http://www.break.com/index/polar-bear-doesnt-need-to-flush.html)
NoFenders
08-14-2008, 01:10 PM
Order up!!!
Muchas Gracias, and such.
You have got taco talent!
:cool:
MC Moot
08-14-2008, 01:15 PM
I want a schwarma...I haven't had a schwarma in 6 weeks...close this joint up and let's go get a schwarma...or I call the health Dept on you again,your choice gringo...
AceFace
08-14-2008, 01:16 PM
YAY! HIIIIIIIIIIII!
Myu-to
08-14-2008, 01:20 PM
I want a schwarma...I haven't had a schwarma in 6 weeks...close this joint up and let's go get a schwarma...or I call the health Dept on you again,your choice gringo...
Patience James, first try my schwarma taco. It has cucumber yogurt!
Myu-to
08-14-2008, 01:20 PM
I'm so freakin' hungry.
I need a chalupa.
For you my friend, you can have as many as you like.
Myu-to
08-14-2008, 01:21 PM
A friend of mine tried the tacos, look what happened :( (http://www.break.com/index/polar-bear-doesnt-need-to-flush.html)
One polar bear shit taco, coming up!
MC Moot
08-14-2008, 01:30 PM
Patience James, first try my schwarma taco. It has cucumber yogurt!
oh yeah,like with little shreds of cucumber in it...freakin divine...wrap it up I'll take it...and those lebanese pickles...(y)
paul jones
08-14-2008, 01:47 PM
can I have a dead dog's dick taco please
Myu-to
08-14-2008, 02:38 PM
can I have a dead dog's dick taco please
St. Bernard or poodle?
cookiepuss
08-14-2008, 03:15 PM
one pink taco to go please. hold the special sauce.
Myu-to
08-14-2008, 03:22 PM
one pink taco to go please. hold the special sauce.
You've got it mama! Umm, do you want that pink taco "garnished" or "plain"?
can i have a taco so big that god couldn't eat it
Myu-to
08-14-2008, 03:44 PM
can i have a taco so big that god couldn't eat it
For you Bob, anything...
One Skye's Taco, coming up!
Laver1969
08-14-2008, 03:45 PM
Can I get a mustard taco? Please.
Myu-to
08-14-2008, 03:57 PM
Can I get a mustard taco? Please.
Just mustard? No meat? No veggie's? No nothing?
Mmmmmmmmmky
If this is what you would like, you've got!
can i have a beef burrito with cheese and a side of rice?
Freebasser
08-14-2008, 04:10 PM
Can I have a taco taco (a taco stuffed with tacos) please?
Myu-to
08-14-2008, 04:19 PM
can i have a beef burrito with cheese and a side of rice?
Sighs...
Taco stand. Taco stand. I sell tacos. Not burritos. Chalupas, yeah they are tacos that haven't been folded. Gorditas, sure, I can even do that.
BUT I HAVE NO DAMN BURRITOS, QUESA-DILLAS, or MOTHER FUCKIN' BIG MACS!!!
Would you like a burrito taco, instead and a complimentary margarita?
Myu-to
08-14-2008, 04:20 PM
Can I have a taco taco (a taco stuffed with tacos) please?
Damn, that's hot!
I'll make you two for ordering such a sexy taco.
Freebasser
08-14-2008, 04:30 PM
Great! Can you stuff the tacos inside the taco with tacos as well? Heck, you may as well stuff those with tacos as well, but you should make sure that the tacos inside the tacos inside the tacos inside the taco are the same size as the original taco, and put tacos inside those too, so that the universe collapses in on itself.
Am I making myself clear?
freebasser wants some hot scissor action going on with his tacos
Myu-to
08-14-2008, 04:37 PM
Great! Can you stuff the tacos inside the taco with tacos as well? Heck, you may as well stuff those with tacos as well, but you should make sure that the tacos inside the tacos inside the tacos inside the taco are the same size as the original taco, and put tacos inside those too, so that the universe collapses in on itself.
Am I making myself clear?
Yes, basically you are wanting a taco Armageddon.
Consider it done!
Freebasser
08-14-2008, 04:37 PM
I want a taco stuffed with hot scissors.
Myu-to
08-14-2008, 04:44 PM
I want a taco stuffed with hot scissors.
Ummm...
You're the customer.
Enjoy!
Myu-to
08-14-2008, 04:46 PM
For the record...
Skye has an itty, bitty tiny taco. She queefs in high C.
Sighs...
Taco stand. Taco stand. I sell tacos. Not burritos. Chalupas, yeah they are tacos that haven't been folded. Gorditas, sure, I can even do that.
BUT I HAVE NO DAMN BURRITOS, QUESA-DILLAS, or MOTHER FUCKIN' BIG MACS!!!
Would you like a burrito taco, instead and a complimentary margarita?
a burrito taco and margarita sound good to me.
do you have a restroom?
no? well, can i just have an empty shell then please
DeeJayZap
08-14-2008, 06:09 PM
what happened to the pizzas? i liked the pizzas. bring back the pizzas.
Myu-to
08-15-2008, 09:16 AM
what happened to the pizzas? i liked the pizzas. bring back the pizzas.
I'll bring those back next week because I'm all about the people.
Unitl then why don't you try our delicious pizza taco!
It has sundried tomatoes, goat cheese, alfredo sauce, and grilled chicken.
Or, I can make it with the toppings of your choice.
Myu-to
08-15-2008, 09:17 AM
do you have a restroom?
no? well, can i just have an empty shell then please
Damn it Bob!
You're cleaning that up this time!
wanton wench
08-15-2008, 10:50 AM
where were you yesterday when i needed you???? i was so craving a taco and couldnt find one.
mikizee
08-15-2008, 11:17 AM
ummm.... I dont know what I want
its sooooo haaaaaaaardddd toooo deciiiiiiiiideee
Myu-to
08-15-2008, 11:21 AM
where were you yesterday when i needed you???? i was so craving a taco and couldnt find one.
Fukuoka, sorry. :(
Would you like one today?
wanton wench
08-15-2008, 11:34 AM
ok
its not the same though
Myu-to
08-15-2008, 11:35 AM
ummm.... I dont know what I want
its sooooo haaaaaaaardddd toooo deciiiiiiiiideee
I understand. Take your time, but if I may, I would to suggest our specialty... "The Super Duper Stomach Buster"!!!
We start with a six foot taco shell, fry it in the highest quality hog lard to a golden crisp. Then we add a layer guacamole, followed by a layers of grated cheddar cheese, ground beef, bacon, jalapenos, tomatoes, lettuce, sauteed chicken beaks, sour cream, cream cheese, sour cheese, and hollandaise sauce. With an ice cold Lightning Bolt by Steven Seagal, you will be delirious with delight!!!
And spending hours on the toilet later.
mikizee
08-15-2008, 11:59 AM
I understand. Take your time, but if I may, I would to suggest our specialty... "The Super Duper Stomach Buster"!!!
We start with a six foot taco shell, fry it in the highest quality hog lard to a golden crisp. Then we add a layer guacamole, followed by a layers of grated cheddar cheese, ground beef, bacon, jalapenos, tomatoes, lettuce, sauteed chicken beaks, sour cream, cream cheese, sour cheese, and hollandaise sauce. With an ice cold Lightning Bolt by Steven Seagal, you will be delirious with delight!!!
And spending hours on the toilet later.
I'll take it!!!
supersize please. Does it come with a free roll of shitwrap?
Myu-to
08-15-2008, 12:02 PM
I'll take it!!!
supersize please. Does it come with a free roll of shitwrap?
Hahahahaha...(y)
No, but I'll throw in a box of diaper wipes.
Trust me, you'll need them.
mikizee
08-15-2008, 12:04 PM
and a hydraulic flush booster for my toilet.
Complete with pleasant after fragrance
beastieangel01
08-15-2008, 12:24 PM
I got a taco for ya
Myu-to
08-15-2008, 12:31 PM
I got a taco for ya
Oh my.
:o
Hey, another retarded food thread!! It must be Cmute!!! (n)
Myu-to
08-15-2008, 01:45 PM
Hey, another retarded food thread!! It must be Cmute!!! (n)
Hi Digi!!!
I had Bob make a special taco just for you!
Enjoy.
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