Hey Ladies: Seriously if someone doesn't answer your telephone calls

[BangkokB]

and you might have had sex with them doesn't mean: Hey~I'll just drop on by. That's not cool. No, I'm no Don Juan nor pretend to be. But seriously, if you call a cell phone and there's no answer or call back: Ride out that storm. Maybe they'll call you back but to get bunny rabbit boiling about it is not the right approach.

This just happened to me: I'm naked in my fine Corinthian Chair. I have to go through the trouble of putting on pajamas and then her friend drinks some of my Vodka>>>>And she's 1 month Pregnant and it was her BDay. I offered my condolences but apparently it was planned. I put my best foot forward before they left and played her Pantera's This Love as a birthday gift. Knowing full and well that she didn't like that song: I told her here I am offering this song as my gift to you and you do not have the common courtesy to blow out the candles. Sit in the chair and watch the damn video

Then I gave them $ to leave and bring back another 5th of Absolute, Sprite 0, and some cigarettes. I need a checkup from my neckup. I don't want to get into this again: I'm still in the Hurt play as much country/thrash music as my neighbors can handle phase.

[mikizee]

I understood close to nothing of that post.

[Echewta]

Sounds like a pretty magical birthday. I'd blog it.

[BangkokB]

I understood close to nothing of that post.

And you have the luxury to be able to reread my posts if you feel the urge: Whereas, I on the other hand, just to spite myself and add insult to injury talk faster than a used carsalesman trying to unload a car that has a timer counting down ready to explode.

Long and Short: Please don't Blow someones high when said person is sitting naked in a Fine Corinthian Chair~Forcing them to have to wear underwear because you decided to invite friends over to your condo because you came unannounced

This needs more ~, -, , ,because and ands to make it readable for me

[mikizee]

im with ya man that is some BULLLLLLLSHEEEIIIT.

[ms.peachy]

... but you let her in, so...?

[beastieangel01]

... but you let her in, so...?

yep.

[Echewta]

Hi5 for giving her the dough to go buy the vodka and smokes. What a woman should do. Actually, she should have dropped by with that in hand already. What she doing taking your money for that?

[cookiepuss]

what?:confused:

[Loppfessor]

Ever heard of not answering your door??...problem solved. Next!

[abcdefz]

I have to agree.

I don't understand why some folks feel like they have to answer the door, or they have to
answer the phone, or whatever.

Maybe if it's the police, okay. :)

[Bob]

the love doctor is in

my prescription? more love

the love doctor is out

[cosmo105]

oh drunk bob, you so crazy

[paul jones]

BangkokB is listening to some Rick James