i may or may not be in the middle of a blackout

[Bob]

i finished my exams today and i went to a bar with some friends for "a few drinks" but then more and more friends kept showing up so i ended up staying at the bar for about 9 hours and i kept drinking and lol i forgot to eat today, so i'm pretty drunk right now and i've kind of got tunnel vision right now but i'm drinking water and eating a burrito so it's ok

anyway my point is, ask me things because i might be in the middle of a blackout right now and existentially, that's pretty cool so i want to see what i say about things that i'm thinking about

i'll start us off

i started the day with two umbrellas but now i have no umbrellas and i'm wet as hell

[cosmo105]

take your clothes off and dance around outside a little, it's all gooooood

[Bob]

aw hell naw it's wet as shit out there (wet shit)

[cosmo105]

then do it inside, post pics, no one will ever know

[Bob]

oh ok here's a video of me dancing naked in the rain, watch it quickly before i sober up and decide to take it down

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6APndhjWys&feature=related

[paul jones]

oh ok here's a video of me dancing naked in the rain, watch it quickly before i sober up and decide to take it down

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6APndhjWys&feature=related

this woman sends you a message Bob
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsQo_cXouuc&feature=related

[cosmo105]

you're blowing my mind Paul.

[paul jones]

you're blowing my mind Paul.

thanks.(y)

[Bob]

less talk about paul more talk about bob

[paul jones]

less talk about paul more talk about bob

I love Bob and his big books

[TAL]

It says BOB on the backs of a lot of people inside the Olympic stadium.
Every BOB have a different number above.

[DandyFop]

I'm gonna ask what needs to be asked around here:

Bob are you still a virgin?

Are you scared to be on the cusp of adulthood, or do you already feel like one?

What is your favorite fried food?

[Bob]

i'll answer all your questions at once: my favorite fried food is fried virgin adulthoods

[Bob]

oh yeah it turns out i'm not blacking out, i'm pretty lucid after all, i was just really fucking drunk up there. i guess i just needed a burrito. sorry y'all

also my head hurts

[Knuckles]

i'll answer all your questions at once: my favorite fried food is fried virgin adulthoods

What type of wine would go with that?

I'm thinking a cab sauv perhaps.

[jabumbo]

i was gonna say, somebody who is blacking out should not be able to youtube rick roll videos

[insertnamehere]

someone who is blackout drunk should not be able to type a full word free of typos.

the best thing i ever sent anyone when i was too drunk to remember it, i worke up in the morning and went to my computer. i had sent several IMs to a friend of mine in a horrible combination of spanish, english, and drunk (mostly spanish and drunk) about how much i hated my brother and how i wanted to kill him. specifically shoot him, in either the head or the face, i forget which. i really wish i still had this conversation somewhere. i think its important to mention that i dont have any siblings.

[abcdefz]

Social security number

Date of birth

Mother's maiden name

Bank and bank account number

All of your passwords and to what

Favorite color

[Loppfessor]

Bob you have got to be the best damn drunk typer ever...your legend grows daily