Best Olympic Bod's

[RobMoney$]

Which Women have the best Bod's?

[NoFenders]

I think these two are quite possibly the best part of this years games.

http://machochip.com/2008/08/bia-and-branca-feres-are-into.php

:cool:

[abcdefz]

You know, that's one thing I really feel sorry for about women. I'm sure they posed like that willingly, but it's pretty demeaning.
They've obviously accomplished more than just looking good.

[TAL]

Only one choice for all the different body types in track & field? Silly man.

[Loppfessor]

You know, that's one thing I really feel sorry for about women. I'm sure they posed like that willingly, but it's pretty demeaning.
They've obviously accomplished more than just looking good.

Dude I like you and all but sometimes I tend to wonder if you do in fact have a vagina.....

[abcdefz]

I'm kind of evolved, I think.

[Randetica]

ill say tennis

the gymnastic ones got bodies like kids you nasty ass pedos

[TurdBerglar]

because they are kids

[Randetica]

because they are kids

i hope youre on my side and didnt vote for them


the ball throwing ones are quite fat, is that like a must?

theres hardly any good looking women/female bodies on the olympics

[Pres Zount]

Are you even remotely embarrassed about starting this thread?

[Junker]

I think these two are quite possibly the best part of this years games.

http://machochip.com/2008/08/bia-and-branca-feres-are-into.php

:cool:

You're damn right!
These 2 also worked as supporting actresses in a soap opera that finished a few months ago.

But I fell in love with these players from Poland volleyball team.
They're the most beautiful players I've ever seen.

[RobMoney$]

Are you even remotely embarrassed about starting this thread?

No need to get salty,
You can vote for the men's bodies too.

[YoungRemy]

the answer is nastia liukin

[TurdBerglar]

why should someone be embarrassed for appreciating the female form?

[icy manipulator]

the answer is nastia liukin

hell yeah

[jabumbo]

swimming and diving for sure


you aussie men should be all over this lovely lady! (http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6189639,00.jpg)

[funk63]

fuck what you know its what your hearin. Did yall see the polish volleyball team? god damn

[Junker]

fuck what you know its what your hearin. Did yall see the polish volleyball team? god damn

Hell yeah!!!!
I posted about them above. They're hot!! This one here (http://mundialowo.blox.pl/resource/skowronska06.jpg) is the hottest and the most beautiful to me.

[RobMoney$]

Sunnuvabitch.
Somehow I knew Echewta would be voted best female olympic body.

[Bob]

After he retires from posting, Echewta might want to try his hand at competitive eating. The Olympic star recently said he consumes 12,000 calories per day, or 9,500 more than the FDA recommends for an active, young male.

Echewta has to keep his intake up in order to compensate for all the calories he burns during the 30-hours per week he spends in training. He told NBC that an average day might have the following menu:

Breakfast: 3 fried egg sandwiches, 2 cups coffee, 5-egg omlette, bowl of grits, 3 pieces of french toast, 3 chocolate chip pancakes

Lunch: 1 pound pasta, 2 ham and cheese sandwiches, energy drink (1,000 calorie)

Dinner: 1 pound pasta, 1 large pizza, energy drink (1,000 calorie)

Three years ago, Echewta told an interviewer:

I eat pretty much whatever I want. I don't have a strict diet. It's all about cramming in as many calories into my system as I possibly can. To be honest with you, I have a tough time keeping weight on.

Echewta better be careful there. There's no surer way to turn new female fans into former female fans than by complaining about how hard it is to keep on weight.

[pshabi]

How am I the only one voting for Soccer? Female soccer players have some of the nicest legs in the world.

[russhie]

Are you even remotely embarrassed about starting this thread?

My thoughts exactly.

[Randetica]

How am I the only one voting for Soccer? Female soccer players have some of the nicest legs in the world.

ew

[RobMoney$]

How am I the only one voting for Soccer? Female soccer players have some of the nicest legs in the world.


Not a fan of women with a six pack.

[RobMoney$]

My thoughts exactly.


This is the Best Olympic Female Body type, not the hottest female olympian. There's a difference.

So you two can get down off your high horse.

[jabumbo]

thinking of high horses, why did equestrian not make the list?

[milkboy009]

For this reason I vote swimming

http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=6291

LeBron agrees (y)

[RobMoney$]

So I was inspired to search for some pics of these elusive Polish Volleyballers you've been talking about.

Polish Womens Volleyball (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://images.beijing2008.cn/20080524/Img214375708.jpg&imgrefurl=http://en.beijing2008.cn/news/sports/headlines/volleyball/n214375702.shtml&h=333&w=500&sz=47&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=BP_W-ZR5yNePqM:&tbnh=87&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpoland%2Bwomen%2Bvolleyball%26gbv%3D2 %26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG)

Katarzyna Skowronska (http://www.reprezentacja.net/gallery/84/enlarge/f81b819ef192793a0dc5e0e2fec05fdd.jpg)
Lower half (http://www.fivb.org/Photos/VB/Gallery/WQ05GER/HighRes/WQ05GER.09.jpg)
Jam (http://lh6.ggpht.com/onlytier1/SKJQjiE1m7I/AAAAAAAAAyM/zq0RUll_aHk/06890_Katarzyna_Skowronska_celebutopia.net_514_122 _930lo.jpg?imgmax=512)
That's a nice Butski (http://lh4.ggpht.com/onlytier1/SKJQmmWzfzI/AAAAAAAAAzI/UlACUzvFVQc/22162_Cuba_vollyball_celebutopia.net_625_122_543lo .jpg?imgmax=640)


Yeah, pretty amazing.
But have you witnessed the Brazillian synchronized swimmers?

Twin (http://ofuxico.terra.com.br/admin/smarty/templates/img_upload/2008/01/Bia,%20Branca%20feres_0762%20g.jpg)
Sisters (http://boaforma.abril.com.br/fitness/imagens/sereias_pan_12.jpg)
Boa & Banca (http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/Rio/foto/0,,11290377-EX,00.jpg)
Ferres (http://saladadigital.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/gemeaspan1.jpg)

Good God Almighty (http://www.spike.com/video/bia-branca-feres/3017180)

[TurdBerglar]

hahaha

look at lebron's expression

hahaha

[Myu-to]

I'm kind of evolved, I think.
Into a vagina?

[Echewta]

People, my eyes are up here, ok?

[Junker]

So I was inspired to search for some pics of these elusive Polish Volleyballers you've been talking about.
Pretty nice huh? (y)

[pshabi]

Thread saver:

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd155/isaacand/naked_women_soccer_team.jpg

[Junker]

Well, now that you've specified what soccer team you were talking about, I go with you. :D

[RobMoney$]

Yeah, I can't front on that.

[Junker]

I wonder if this team needs a massagist....

[Randetica]

i kinda have a boner for female basketball players but usually im more into the feminine type

[Junker]

i kinda have a boner for female basketball players but usually im more into the feminine type

Now I think I love you even more.

[russhie]

This is the Best Olympic Female Body type, not the hottest female olympian. There's a difference.

So you two can get down off your high horse.

Seriously, you're kidding yourself if you think the two can be seperated - you're still rating a woman on her body type, and "the best" will inevitably be the hottest. That's what makes it better than all the others, right?

[Pres Zount]

What kind of variables are we looking at for "best"? The body that would do the best in a survival situation? Are you going to turn it into "most athletic bod" now?

Also, there is a difference between "appreciating the female form" and oggling the arse of a 15 year old gymnast.

[jabumbo]

Also, there is a difference between "appreciating the female form" and oggling the arse of a 15 year old gymnast.


the gymnasts are required to be 16 to participate :rolleyes:

[Pres Zount]

Also, there is a difference between "appreciating the female form" and oggling the arse of a 16 year old gymnast.

[jabumbo]

so how do we differentiate "appreciating" and "oggling"?


i know i for one won't spend time oggling something that i dont appreciate the way it looks.

[RobMoney$]

Also, there is a difference between "appreciating the female form" and oggling the arse of a 16 year old gymnast.


You're so ignorant to the Olympics that you didn't know about the Gymnastics 16 yo. age limit, but you felt comfortable enough to criticize us for watching them?

Go away already man, no body cares about your stupid fucking protest.

[na§tee]

uh, he didn't criticise anyone for watching the olympics. he criticised people watching the olympics purely for the whatever-year-old hot piece of ass.

that video of the brazilian swimmers you posted - you can't deny it wasn't for its eroticism. you weren't thinking 'oh, see those two blondes caressing each other in a lusty fashion for that photoshoot - they clearly have the best olympic body type. look at the definition of those muscles! built for speed, and endurance!' it was because they are hot, sexy, sporting sisters omg.

[abcdefz]

The gymnasists are supposed to be 16 within the year of competition, but it's already out that, for instance, most of the Chinese team
is closer to 14.

[Junker]

that video of the brazilian swimmers you posted - you can't deny it wasn't for its eroticism. you weren't thinking 'oh, see those two blondes caressing each other in a lusty fashion for that photoshoot - they clearly have the best olympic body type. look at the definition of those muscles! built for speed, and endurance!' it was because they are hot, sexy, sporting sisters omg.

Of course it was because they are hot, sexy and twins.

[Myu-to]

Also, there is a difference between "appreciating the female form" and oggling the arse of a 16 year old gymnast.
"13 years old seems like a good oggling age to me." - Jerry Lee Lewis

[RobMoney$]

How did we get to anyone oogling a gymnasts ass? I have a daughter that's almost that age, thankyouverymuch.

I have no problem saying the female Gymnasts are probably in the best athletic shape of all the athletes, but no one's said anything sexual about them, AT ALL!

[RobMoney$]

Of course it was because they are hot, sexy and twins.


I guess we're supposed to apologize for being heterosexual?

[Adam]

I guess we're supposed to apologize for being heterosexual?

straight is the new gay

[funk63]

polish vball team FTW thread end.

[jabumbo]

polish vball team FTW thread end.


for once i think you are right!

[Junker]

polish vball team FTW thread end.

I second that. I'm in love with that Showronska chick. I know it's kinda nerdish but she's simply gorgeous. S2 S2 S2 S2 S2

[Junker]

I guess we're supposed to apologize for being heterosexual?

yeah...... And I thought your intentions with the post were obvious.

[russhie]

You're so ignorant to the Olympics that you didn't know about the Gymnastics 16 yo. age limit, but you felt comfortable enough to criticize us for watching them?

Go away already man, no body cares about your stupid fucking protest.

I think it's more the fact that you started a thread to talk about women's bodies and then try to play it off as an innocent thread about athleticism.

[icy manipulator]

yelena isinbayeva (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/69/204636638_a603b5008c.jpg)

[BangkokB]

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[ggirlballa]

everyone knows volleyball players have the big butts!!!


no lezbo!!

[TurdBerglar]

misty may has got a fat ass

[Junker]

yelena isinbayeva (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/69/204636638_a603b5008c.jpg)

Nah....... Skowronska (http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/794/unbenannt7ul6.jpg)> Isinbayeva

[Dorothy Wood]

I'm kind of entranced by kerri walsh's body.

it's pretty crazy how so many of these ladies are half naked. I will say I find it somewhat offensive that they have to do "sexy" poses and things all the time, can't they be appreciated without the sex element? why does everything have to be sexualized? no creativity anymore, people have their fantasies handed to them. it's lame.

edit: eww, I just watched them win the gold and they made a point to thank the president. :(

[TAL]

edit: eww, I just watched them win the gold and they made a point to thank the president. :(

He gave them a good luck pat on the back last week when he was down on the sand. I guess it worked.

[Junker]

it's pretty crazy how so many of these ladies are half naked. I will say I find it somewhat offensive that they have to do "sexy" poses and things all the time, can't they be appreciated without the sex element? why does everything have to be sexualized? no creativity anymore, people have their fantasies handed to them. it's lame.


But compared to our evolution from the cavemen we are way better. Well, not that better. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtHR0geK7iM) :o

[Randetica]

i heard it's a total gangbang going on between the olympic sportlers somewhere behind the scenes

[Bjork]

If Michael Phleps was decapitated he would be hot.

[Bob]

http://i.somethingawful.com/u/maxnmona/book/michael_phelps_speedo.jpg

[Bjork]

oh my.

[na§tee]

If Michael Phleps was decapitated he would be hot.
hahaha! true.

he is a superhero. he should sell off his sperm one wank at a time. SUPER PHELPS SPERM! create your own sporting mutant!

[Bjork]

hahaha! true.

he is a superhero. he should sell off his sperm one wank at a time. SUPER PHELPS SPERM! create your own sporting mutant!

regardless of his fuglyness, he is going to get mad pussy for the rest of his life. Go Phelps!

[kaiser soze]

Hot sex in Olympic city...I mean village. Better than a romantic novel!

It was an effort of will to keep everything in check until competition had finished. But, once we were eliminated from our respective competitions, we lunged at each other like suicidal fencers.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/olympics/article4582421.ece