Dear Jabumbo,

[Bjork]

My dick- cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick- plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick- bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick- large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick- locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick- so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick- pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick- got a Caesar do
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude

My dick- is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick- more mass than the Earth
Your dick- half staff, it needs work

My dick- been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick- V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

My dick- need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick- served a whole lunch-in
Your dick it look like a munchkin

My dick- size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick- good good lovin'
Your dick- good for nothin'

My dick- bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick- pretty damn skimpy
Your dick- hungry as a hippie

My dick- don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick- is like an M16
Your dick broken vending machine

My dick- parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick- rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick- goes to yoga
Your dick fruit roll-up
My dick- grade-A beef
Your dick Mayday geek

My dick- sick and dangerous
Your dick quick and painless
My dick 'nuff said.
Your dick loves Fred

who the fuck is Fred?
Jabumbo is ghey.

[HEIRESS]

that was the best part of the lastest Harold and Kumar.

[cookiepuss]

that was the best part of the lastest Harold and Kumar.

I agree. I was like...dayum..need to get that shit on my steroz.

[Bjork]

"Yes, because were fugitives driving a yellow convertible with the top down ... Dressed like assholes"

Ha!

[jabumbo]

so am i harold or kumar?



thanks for telling me what that was from because i didnt really want to look up where she stole that shit from. how original, love!

[Bjork]

you went to see House Bunny?

and you didn't see Harold and Kumar? .... and your trying to cap now?

Bahahahahhaaaaaaaa.

bahaaa.

ha.

[HEIRESS]

I agree. I was like...dayum..need to get that shit on my steroz.

I think I like mickey avalon's "Jane fonda" better

simon rex whut (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QmB1O9WRrc)

[robertdowneyjr]

I'm like a little boy who plays with his dick when he's nervous

[Dharma]

I am going to kick your ass Jabumbo!

[jabumbo]

i'm shaking in my boots?

[Dharma]

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