overcoming shyness

[Dorothy Wood]

without the aide of alcohol.

I've been working on it lately and it is going pretty well so far. I've been practicing being friendlier to strangers during the day and it's getting easier. I got a new coworker today and we magically got along swimmingly right of the bat. it's possible we just have friend chemistry though, but I bet my practicing helped. anyway, it was really pleasant to be able to chat all day with someone without feeling awkward, and at the end of the day when we were closing, we even hung around outside talking for a bit before leaving.

anyway, that rarely rarely happens to me. high five, I feel like a normal person today.

[TurdBerglar]

i purposely aim for awkward

[Bob]

i just stay drunk all the time

[monkey]

i think we're all kinda shy otherwise we wouldn't be making internet friends...

i try to be less shy too. it's difficult.

[AceFace]

^ Wrong! i'm friendly and out going online and offline. :)

[Myu-to]

If you don't know me, then pardon my shyness.

[Freebasser]

A cocount walks into a bar, and the bartender, who happens to be a horse, says "Hey, why so shy?" and the coconut replies "Sorry, can you repeat that? Your voice was barely discernable against the background noise of the bar", and the horse replies "Yes, I said 'Hey, why so shy?'".

The coconut replies "Because I'm a little horse".

[Echewta]

An apricot walks into a bar and then realizes it forgot its wallet and heads back to the tree where it left it.

[Bob]

a horse walks into a bar and takes a dump on the floor

[Freebasser]

A banana walks into a fruit bowl and says "Hey guyzzz!!" to which an apple replies, "Sorry, do we know you?"

"Oh, I'm here for the interview," says the banana. "Oh," says the apple, "I'm sorry, I plum forgot!"

The banana didn't get the job anyway.

[Echewta]

A bunch of vegetables are at church and the pastor says "Lettuce bow our heads and pray."

[Myu-to]

The Energizer Bunny was recently arrested, and charged with battery.

[Echewta]

At the vegetable Olympics, it was a close 100m race with carrot passing tomato at 50m. But no matter how hard tomato ran, it couldn't ketchup.

[Myu-to]

The potato was fired from his job when he got caught downloading corn off of the internet.

[Randetica]

A banana walks into a fruit bowl and says "Hey guyzzz!!" to which an apple replies, "Sorry, do we know you?"

"Oh, I'm here for the interview," says the banana. "Oh," says the apple, "I'm sorry, I plum forgot!"

The banana didn't get the job anyway.

rofl.

[Echewta]

The poor guy strawberry couldn't get a date and ended up becoming a blueberry.

[venusvenus123]

i think we're all kinda shy otherwise we wouldn't be making internet friends...



speak for yourself!

[Freebasser]

Two pineapples in a tank, one drowns the other one floats to the surface.

[rirv]

Echewta walks into a bar and orders a white wine spritzer with a Malibu chaser. Draw your own conclusions.

[Dorothy Wood]

why did the banana take a prune to the prom? he couldn't find a date.