View Full Version : Two-headed boy born in Bangladesh
Freebasser
08-27-2008, 03:36 PM
I stole the title from the article. (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/2631324/Two-headed-boy-born-in-Bangladesh.html)
ToucanSpam
08-27-2008, 03:46 PM
This is incredibly freaky. It will be interesting to see if the two heads develop two completely different personalities.
Bjork
08-27-2008, 03:49 PM
I wonder if they are going to have to choose which head gets decapitated.
Freebasser
08-27-2008, 03:50 PM
I'm just waiting for a five-fingered fish born in Florida to surface.
Jitters
08-27-2008, 03:51 PM
Oh em gee :(
ms.peachy
08-27-2008, 03:51 PM
:( poor kid. or kids. Has he got two seperately functioning brains? The article didn't say.
cookiepuss
08-27-2008, 03:52 PM
But an estimated 150,000 people from the region descended on the clinic to try to catch sight of the boy so he was moved to a larger hospital.
this is something you'd never see in the States.
*BUUUUUURRRRRIIIIIINNNNGGGGG!*
"hey what are you doing right now, man?"
"nothing, what's up?"
"dude, two headed baby born at St. Mary's! wanna go check it out?"
"fuck yes i do! show me that little freak!"
LongDuckDong
08-27-2008, 03:55 PM
They should name him Padster Gwedo.
ericlee
08-27-2008, 03:56 PM
cool, when he-they get older maybe they can hook up with her-them. (http://english.pravda.ru/img/idb/photo/1-2.jpg)
ToucanSpam
08-27-2008, 03:57 PM
:( poor kid. or kids. Has he got two seperately functioning brains? The article didn't say.
The article does state both heads ate food, so I assume they have the minimum ability to breathe and eat. Thus, two functioning brains?
Randetica
08-27-2008, 04:29 PM
the two headed snake was better
Echewta
08-27-2008, 04:33 PM
This might be the guy BA01 is looking for.
This might be the guy BA01 is looking for.
Only if he comes with a double-headed gimp mask and nipple clamp to nose ring set.
Echewta
08-27-2008, 04:40 PM
What two headed guy doesn't?
King PSYZ
08-27-2008, 04:45 PM
Someone should warn He Man... (http://www.he-man.org/primary_sects/toys/html/collector_guides/motu_class/toy_pages/two-bad.shtml)
Bjork
08-27-2008, 04:59 PM
Only if he comes with a double-headed gimp mask and nipple clamp to nose ring set.
Haaaaaaa!
I hope they both get on with one another.
It/him/they are/is dead.:(
Lex Diamonds
08-28-2008, 09:01 AM
this is something you'd never see in the States.
*BUUUUUURRRRRIIIIIINNNNGGGGG!*
"hey what are you doing right now, man?"
"nothing, what's up?"
"dude, two headed baby born at St. Mary's! wanna go check it out?"
"fuck yes i do! show me that little freak!"
Come on, who would pass up that opportunity? Don't front, you Americans love that shit.
Freebasser
08-28-2008, 12:52 PM
They'd just parade them around on Oprah instead.
It/they died? Crying shame(s) :(
King PSYZ
08-28-2008, 12:57 PM
we're all dicks...
and those parents are assholes! letting the baby die from something that could have been easily avoided in the hospital.:mad:
I hope for the sake of all that is decent in this world that the poor little boy(s) is(are) preserved in formaldehyde and taken on tour.
ToucanSpam
08-28-2008, 01:04 PM
Imagine the sitcom potential...all wasted away.:(
Sitcom?? More like Romcom!
Freebasser
08-28-2008, 01:13 PM
YES! With Adam Sandler playing the happy-go-lucky, goofy, nerdy guy who has to prove his love to the love of his life by adopting a two-headed baby, with hilarious consequences.
Madonna could have a cameo as a self-obsessed, ageing pop star who buys foreign babies from poor families and Adam Sandler has to outsmart her without the help of a PR firm and a lawyer!
ToucanSpam
08-28-2008, 01:23 PM
I was thinking more along the lines of the baby being the star and it taking place in 15 or so years.
One head wants to be an athlete and has a new girlfriend every week. The other is a science geek who can't handle the ladies well. The father, played by often-canceled comedian Andy Richter, has an affinity for BDSM and sports, which is why he gets along with the athlete head. The mother, played by Julia Dreyfus or whatever, is a biochemist who likes tupperware and visits to the rifle range.
Throw in a Muslim next door neighbour, a couple gay kids and that should last 2-3 seasons, even on FOX.
Freebasser
08-28-2008, 01:24 PM
Needs more Adam Sandler.
ToucanSpam
08-28-2008, 01:27 PM
Muslim neighbor.
Freebasser
08-28-2008, 01:29 PM
I can dig it (y)
KENNY GUIDO
08-28-2008, 01:32 PM
They should name him Padster Gwedo.
its probably one of padster;s bastard kids that he has while having sex with prositutes.
Eddie Murhpy would probably get involved too. Adam Sandler, Eddie Murphy as the Muslim neighbour, Stifler from American Pie as the real son of Adam Sandler who feels betrayed by him adopting a two headed Bangladeshi boy and Will Ferrell as a guy who takes one joke and runs with it for far too long. Can't fail with that cast.
ToucanSpam
08-28-2008, 01:33 PM
Get your own idea and bastardize it.(n)
Freebasser
08-28-2008, 01:40 PM
Will Ferrell removes a cowbell from the child(rens)'s crib which was given to the child by his birth parents (a Hindu symbol of good luck often presented to children by their parents shortly after birth) and shouts out "Needs less cowbell!"
Lex Diamonds
08-30-2008, 06:43 AM
its probably one of padster;s bastard kids that he has while having sex with prositutes.
Nah, it's not. I probably would have mentioned that in my earlier post, don't you think? Or even made a thread about it, I mean it's a pretty big deal.
The only extra head around here is that you give to D-list hip hop stars.
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