More bob plz

[Lex Diamonds]

You're funny, I hope you get laid soon. (y)

[abcdefz]

Bob's one of the good guys. (y)

[Freebasser]

Bob isn't funny.

His scriptwriter is though.

[na§tee]

more tea please vicar, er.. bob.

[abcdefz]

I'll enjoy your tea vicariously.

[Lex Diamonds]

Bob isn't funny.

His scriptwriter is though.
I'm talking about Lawyer Bob, not Bob Hope.

You know Groucho used to write for Hope? Apparently at one point homeboy had an entire team of writers just travelling with him and feeding him jokes. Imagine being one of those guys, watching some other dude get all the credit/fame/pussy for shit that they came up with. Must have sucked.

[Freebasser]

Maybe you're right. I mean, sure, Bob gets the credit and the fame (just look at this thread), but where's the pussy?

[rirv]

Bob's a fucking prick and I'll tell him that. If he shows his face around this saloon, the piano player will stop playing and we'll settle our scores like real men.

[Freebasser]

Strip poker?

[abcdefz]

I'm talking about Lawyer Bob, not Bob Hope.

You know Groucho used to write for Hope? Apparently at one point homeboy had an entire team of writers just travelling with him and feeding him jokes. Imagine being one of those guys, watching some other dude get all the credit/fame/pussy for shit that they came up with. Must have sucked.



Woody Allen worked for him, too. He gave him the joke about skiing down Kirk Douglas' chin.

[na§tee]

uh, no, you spaz.

a game of ker-plunk! OBVIOUSLY.

[rirv]

We'll settle it with cricket. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txfHVG3ioAs&feature=related)

[abcdefz]

uh, no, you spaz.

a game of ker-plunk! OBVIOUSLY.



MOUSE TRAP


Kerplunk is too nerve rattling. :D

[Lex Diamonds]

I actually got a chick to come back to my house the other week by promising her Mouse Trap. We actually played it, too.

THEN WE SLEPT TOGETHER LOL

[na§tee]

now that is motherfuckin' pimp. hats off, young sir.

[rirv]

I don't know what is more dissapointing. Sex with Padster or Mousetrap. Mousetrap never really worked. You'd set it all up, play the game, and then you might get to set the trap off, but no one got caught because you were all busy watching the trap and not rolling the dice. In the end you'd just set the trap up and set it off and then it would be time for tea.

[na§tee]

I don't know what is more dissapointing. Sex with Padster or Mousetrap.
mehehehe.

HEY. this is thread about bob on the board, not board games.

if bob was a board game, what would he be? i vote hungry hungry hippos.

[Lex Diamonds]

I would like to state for the record that

1) Rirv has never had sex with me

and

2) Neither sex with me nor Mouse Trap are in the least bit disappointing

and

3) Bob is checkers. Simple but fun.

[rirv]

But Bob is neither black nor white, so how can he be checkers?

[Lex Diamonds]

Haven't you seen those new Caucasian Vs Indonesian checkers sets?

[Bjork]

Paddy is ghey for Bob.

[RobMoney$]

I guess Guido was right after all.


Fucking junkie fag homo.

[rirv]

I can see Bob is viewing this forum but he's scared of our showdown.

[Bjork]

Fight fight!

[Bob]

I can see Bob is viewing this forum but he's scared of our showdown.

the winner gets to keep me

also thanks everyone, i appreciate your appreciation :) (no homo)

[Lex Diamonds]

Why don't you shut up you little bitch, nobody asked you. :mad:

[mikizee]

If Bob quits this board so will I

[TurdBerglar]

bob would be Risk

[befsquire]

i think he'd be monopoly. which i'm pretty good at, so i'd probably beat him at his own game.

hey bob, are you finished with school yet?

[Bob]

i have one more year to go! then there's the whole job thing

are you hiring? i could do that

[befsquire]

we will be hiring by the time you're finished. but not as many as we used to hire, so get your resume in early!

[ToucanSpam]

Bob is a great poster.