NOW I HAFF A MASHEEN GUN

[Lex Diamonds]

HO. HO. HO.

[Tzar]

'next time you have the opportunity to kill someone.. don't hesitate!'

*BLAM BLAM BLAM*

'thanks for the advuicsh'

[Lex Diamonds]

Hans, babe, put the gun away, this is radio not TV! :D

[Praying Mantis]

..looking at Karl...."shoot the glass!"

[Lex Diamonds]

Shiess den Fenster!

[Randetica]

iss meinen arsch

[Tzar]

Hans, babe, put the gun away, this is radio not TV! :D

oh wow, ellis is the funniest cunt.

"EY! JOHN BOY!"

[Praying Mantis]

Bzzzt. Sorry Hans, wrong guess. Would you like to go for Double Jeopardy where the scores can really change?

[ToucanSpam]

I love the Master Chief sucks at Halo movies by machinima on YouTube:

YES I GETS SHOTGUN

IMA CAMP HERE AND PWN EVERYONE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

*game over*

FUCK

*credits*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz3br1q5wIQ

[Lex Diamonds]

What the fuck? Admins, can we delete that post, it pretty much ruined this thread.

[Bob]

i shot a kid

[Lex Diamonds]

That's more like it. (y)

[Tzar]

What the fuck? Admins, can we delete that post, it pretty much ruined this thread.

yeah seriously.
anyway,

all's we know is it's gonna need a paintjob and a shitload of glass

[Tzar]

-Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
John McClane: No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

-Theo: [laughing as a LAPD SWAT armored vehicle is hit with a missile] Oh my God, the quarterback is TOAST!

my personal favourite
Dwayne T. Robinson: We don't know shit, Powell. If there's hostages in there, how come no one's come to us with ransom demands? If there's terrorists in there, where's their list of demands? All we know is that whoever shot your car up is probably the same silly sonofabitch you've been talking to on that radio.
Sergeant Al Powell: Excuse me sir. But what about the body that fell out the window?
Dwayne T. Robinson: Well who knows? Perhaps some stockbroker, got depressed.

[Tzar]

everything with dwayne t. robinson was gold.

Sergeant Al Powell: In fact, I think he's a cop. Maybe not LAPD, but he's definitely a badge.
Dwayne T. Robinson: How do you know that?
Sergeant Al Powell: A hunch, things he said. Like being able to spot a phony ID.
Dwayne T. Robinson: Jesus Christ, Powell, he could be a fucking bartender for all we know.

[Tzar]

Dwayne T. Robinson: I got a hundred people down here, and they're all covered in glass.
John McClane: Glass? Who gives a shit about glass? Who the fuck is this?
Dwayne T. Robinson: This is Deputy Chief Dwayne T. Robinson, and I am in charge here.
John McClane: Oh you're in charge? Well, I got news for you *Dwayne*, from up here it doesn't look like you're in charge of jack shit.
Dwayne T. Robinson: You listen to me, you little asshole...
John McClane: Asshole? I'm not the one who just got butt-fucked on national TV, *Dwayne*. Now you listen to me jerk-off, if you're not a part of the solution, you're a part of the problem. Quit being a part of the fucking problem and put the other guy back on!

[Lex Diamonds]

Too much, man. The glass or buttfuck lines alone would have sufficed.

I was always kinda partial to Roy Rogers actually- really liked those sequinned shirts.

[Praying Mantis]

Hans, Bubi, I'm your white knight!

[Lex Diamonds]

DUUUUH NO BULLEEEEETS

[Praying Mantis]

Asshole? I'm not the one who just got butt-fucked on national TV, Dwayne. Now you listen to me jerk-off, if you're not a part of the solution, you're a part of the problem. Quit being a part of the fucking problem and put the other guy back on!

[Freebasser]

Sneaky, multi-accented cunt! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjBcexgpXYs)

"Ahhhh... I maaaanaged to get outta thururrrrr..."

[Lex Diamonds]

That's some fuckin' accent. You could be on TV with that accent.