A moral dilemma

[mikizee]

OK.

So I've started seeing this girl I really like. She's absolutely stunning, filthy rich and really really nice.

But.... she's a stripper. Not just any stripper though, she's in the top 20 showgirls in the world, and has numerous australian and oceania titles to her name.

I'm feeling fairly conflicted about this.

On the plus side, shes gorgeous, has a great personality, and is loaded. (She bought her last boyfriend a Nissan 300ZX!) She has been single for 2 years and as far as I can tell and have been told she doesn't sleep around.

On the bad side, she shows her vag to everyone every night.

What should I do?

[TurdBerglar]

fuck her

[Videodrome]

if you don't want her then i'll take her off your hands. dilemma solved.

[Bob]

deal with it for god's sake

and if she doesn't want videodrome give me her number. i'd be too afraid to call but give it to me anyway

[TurdBerglar]

give her to bob


im sure bob would love a 300zx

[Waus]

Is it a moral dilemma or a jealousy dilemma?

[Bob]

give her to bob


im sure bob would love a 300zx

what is that? is that an STD?

edit: oh it's a car. i didn't even read mikizee's post outside of "stripper" and "vag"

[mikizee]

Hmmmm.

Maybe I can overlook the stripper bit.

At least until she gives me a new plasma TV.

[Bjork]

They stopped making 300zx's a long time ago

[mikizee]

They stopped making 300zx's a long time ago

I'm aware of this.

It was a few years ago.

Waus - I don't tend to be a jealous guy so its not bothering me as much as maybe someone else would be bothered, but it still doesnt sit 100% right with me.

[Bjork]

I'm aware of this.

It was a few years ago.

Try 12 years ago, probably paid 2k for the car. I wouldn't hold your breath on her buying you a flat screen.

[TurdBerglar]

i doubt a good condition 300zx would ever go for 2,000

and production was stopped in 2000

importing to the US stopped in 96

[Bjork]

i doubt a good condition 300zx would ever go for 2,000

and production was stopped in 2000

importing to the US stopped in 96

Didn't I just say 12 years ago, I have owned all three models .... I know everything about Nissan Z models ... So shut your face stupid

[TurdBerglar]

isn't mikizee australian?


an new 300zx would have been more readily available

[Bjork]

Only America matters!

I don't believe they sold to Austrailia and stopped in America .... They were in high demand here for years

I will believe it when I see a 2000 model.

[TurdBerglar]

who the fuck are you?

should i know who you are?

[Bjork]

wtf?

[TurdBerglar]

your screen name is relatively new


but you don't act new


so who the fuck are you

[Bjork]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[TurdBerglar]

oh jesus christ

[Bjork]

Bahahaaaaaaa .....

I just wiki'ed Nissan 300's and you're right by the way Turdy.....
I am very sad about this, America was shafted for 4 years ... but they didn't change the model so I don't really care ... so blah!

My apologies to Mikizee by sabotaging his thread regarding his stripper girlfriend .... but Nissan discussion seemed more interesting.

[TurdBerglar]

i don't remember why i hate you

[Bjork]

I bet I hate you more.

[TurdBerglar]

do you remember why you hate me more?

[Dorothy Wood]

marry her and then write a book about it.

MAKE IT FILTHY

[Bjork]

do you remember why you hate me more?

because you hate me, I hate you back harder!

[TurdBerglar]

what did you do for me to hate you. something happened.

[Bjork]

you don't even know who I am.

[TurdBerglar]

i have an idea who you are and if you are who i think you are i don't remember why i hate you.


like i know why i hate toucanspam. that's fairly obvious why someone could hate him.


but for you i just forgot why i hate you.


there needs to be more people around here that i hate.

[Bjork]

well .... first .... tell me who I am.

[TurdBerglar]

ashley?

[Bjork]

that was so 5 years ago, and ASHLEY was loved by all ..... bahaaaaa!

[TurdBerglar]

so are you apart of the ashley lineage or not


and if so, why do i hate you

[Bjork]

yes, at one point in time I was the lovable ASHLEY .... among others.

Turd you hate everyone, don't you?
How would I know why you hate me?

[TurdBerglar]

i don't hate everyone


i don't hate bob

i don't hate dorothy


im sure i don't hate some more

and i just don't hate anyone for no reason

you must have done something

[Bjork]

I have no idea, I have never hated anyone ..... so I can't really relate.

We've never beefed before, maybe our personalities clash.

I like Bob too. ;)

[TurdBerglar]

i think you were just an attention rival

[Bjork]

I need to know what an attention rival is?

[TurdBerglar]

in the game of attention

you were a rival

[Bjork]

You hate me because I got more attention than you back in circa '03 and '04?

[TurdBerglar]

no

i won

you lost

[Bjork]

so, you hate me because you won?

[TurdBerglar]

no

my hate helped me win

[Bjork]

how do you know you won? I don't remember you winning anything ....

after Ashley ..... who was I?

[TurdBerglar]

i won by pulling people into my jackass absurdity

and you were skye

[Bjork]

Do you know what I look like?

[TurdBerglar]

does it matter?

[Bjork]

Who was I before ASHLEY?

[TurdBerglar]

no clue

i didn't know you were anything before ashley

[Bjork]

I wouldn't be so sure of yourself that you won, you're lacking facts.

[TurdBerglar]

then where are your facts

[Bjork]

all incriminating facts have been abalished.

where are your facts you supressed the greatness of ASHLEY?
plus, you dont even remember why you hate me.

Are you stoned?

[taquitos]

i hate you both. shut the fuck up.

[TurdBerglar]

i think i might be naturally stoned at all times. have an actual conversation with me and you'll know what im talking about.

[taquitos]

actually this is way better than the real thread, keep going.

[ericlee]

Just date her for a month, see how it goes. If it doesn't settle in then, maybe call it off.

I think this one will be tough because if it's not settling well with you now then it probably won't later. I could be wrong.

Of all of my friends that have tried to bring a stripper home, they've never succeeded if that makes you more comfortable.

[Dorothy Wood]

less guessing, more strippers!


also, can someone help me with my moral dilemmas please, I've had a tiny shard of glass in my thumb all day and I can't see it or get it out, but it hurts when I press stuff. also, the hematoma on my shin is hurting, get me another warm compress.

[Bjork]

I cant believe Turd admitted he actually hated me because he thought I was a threat to him, FOR ATTENTION of all things on the INTERNET.

wtf?

[TurdBerglar]

it's not a real hate, idiot


christ

[Bjork]

you said hate.

so you were jealous of ASHLEY?

I think you were jealous.

[TurdBerglar]

don't get full of yourself







look who im talking to....

[Bjork]

apparently I have been your Nemesis all of these years and I wasn't even aware of it.

This is sooooo hot.... slap me around some more, I love it.

[TurdBerglar]

try three months


not years

[Bjork]

you know exactly how many months you felt this way?

Are you sure this wasn't a crush? it sounds like a crush ....

[TurdBerglar]

no one even knows what you look like

how can a crush be possible

[Bjork]

You can crush on someone's personality, it happens.

[TurdBerglar]

pahahaha

oh ok

[Bjork]

Did you ever dream about ASHLEY?

[TurdBerglar]

where you going with this

[Bjork]

I am just trying to get to the root of your infatuation

[TurdBerglar]

don't confuse entertainment with infatuation

[Bjork]

so who is your new rival? since somehow you won against my greatness. per you.

[TurdBerglar]

i retired

[Bjork]

just me then?

sounds like a crush.

[TurdBerglar]

you're creeping me out

[taquitos]

if either of you guys need anybody to kill you, i'll do it fast and cheap.

[Bjork]

If anyone should be creeped out, it should be me.

[TurdBerglar]

why are you still talking to me

[Bjork]

you started it.

[TurdBerglar]

i think im done

[Bjork]

me too.

[mikizee]

Cars are more expensive here than in the States.

For example, our HSV Clubsport, which is exported to the States as a Pontiac G8, costs around $70K. Thats about $62K USD.

You still couldnt buy a 92 upwards 300ZX here for less than $7K.

[rirv]

I don't think it's a moral dilemma unless you are all uppety about strippers and think they should be saved by our lord and saviour the big JC.

I'd say - see how it goes for now, have a bit of fun having sex with a stripper, maybe she'll buy you a present, she always at least go dutch hopefully. The problem comes in a few months time or more: if you're still seeing her and your feelings have grown from lusting after this hot stripper into loving her for herself. Then you might get jealous and want her to stop stripping. But she won't because she's always done it, before you and after you she'll carry on. And you can't ask her to stop. So you'll live in a little world of jealousy.

Or you might end up being cool with it and having lots of stripper babies and live in a big mansion with a pet wallaby and Harold Bishop as a next door neighbour.

But the gist of what I'm saying is that the problems will come later if there are any.
But don't mention this because talking about the future with a girl you've just met is creepy.

[Kid Presentable]

I think the only dilemma for you might have come from deciding how best to frame your glee at having pay-per-view for free. Happy for you, and all. Well done.

[mikizee]

Yeah, you're right. What the fuck am I complaining about.

[na§tee]

she's one of the top 20 strippers in the WORLD (like, is there an official TIME-published list or something? brownie badges? xbox achievements?) and she's making her living in adelaide? :confused:
there must be a lot of rich horny guys in adelaide.

[Kid Presentable]

HEY! They have the number 20 in Adelaide!

Chill, mike I took care vit.

[mikizee]

she's one of the top 20 strippers in the WORLD (like, is there an official TIME-published list or something? brownie badges? xbox achievements?) and she's making her living in adelaide? :confused:
there must be a lot of rich horny guys in adelaide.

She's been travelling around the country for the last 3 years, and has just settled back in Adelaide.

Quit ya beef on Adelaide, ya never even been here, see

[na§tee]

er.. i didn't say i had any beef with adelaide, i just said it didn't strike me as the stripping epicentre of australia for the discerning stripper professional.

[mikizee]

Yeah, who'da thunk it

[RoryMC]

If she's top 20, she must be a celebrity of some sorts.

So....make a video and sell it.

$$$$

[Kid Presentable]

Hey the word beef came up in this thread of mikizee's.

[Pres Zount]

I guess you have to ask yourself, mikizee, if you want to be with a woman who can degrade herself more than you possibly could.

[mikizee]

I guess you have to ask yourself, mikizee, if you want to be with a woman who can degrade herself more than you possibly could.

I didn't think that could be possible

[Tzar]

picsorban.

sorry if this has already been posted. just read this.

[Echewta]

Worst sabotage of a thread by intellectual giants I've ever read.

If you are interested in a girl for what she can buy you, then it probably wont work out, regardless of what her profession is.

[Bjork]

Shut up homo ^

Mikizee should post a picture of her since she is famous and all ....
I am sure she wouldn't mind since she is a stripper ....

Strippers 9/10 are usually very unattractive.

[Tzar]

what he said ^

[cookiepuss]

Naturally, it will be no surprise that my comment on this is : SO WHAT EXACTLY IS THE PROBLEM HERE?

:rolleyes:

seriously. So people see her naked. big whoop. You probably wouldn't care if she were a nude art model would you? If she doesn't find her job degrading, then I don't see why you should see it that way either. it's not as if she's in a donkey show behind the quickie mart, ya know.

[beastieangel01]

it's not as if she's in a donkey show behind the quickie mart, ya know.

damn. Looks like I should quit my side job :(

[cookiepuss]

damn. Looks like I should quit my side job :(

er well, I didn't mean to diminish your talent. but we both know you're only doing it so that you might get on "Dirty Jobs." ;)

[Randetica]

Naturally, it will be no surprise that my comment on this is : SO WHAT EXACTLY IS THE PROBLEM HERE?

:rolleyes:

seriously. So people see her naked. big whoop. You probably wouldn't care if she were a nude art model would you? If she doesn't find her job degrading, then I don't see why you should see it that way either. it's not as if she's in a donkey show behind the quickie mart, ya know.

one thing is art the other thing is to hard on guys, now theres a slice of a difference somewhere

[ToucanSpam]

It would be worse if she was having sex for cash. Stripping is not much different than an art class where you draw people naked.



Also, Turd you hate me because of how I acted 2-4 years ago.

[TurdBerglar]

do you act any different?

[Randetica]

It would be worse if she was having sex for cash. Stripping is not much different than an art class where you draw people naked.





so models for art classes are almost like strippers? and strippers are art?

[ToucanSpam]

do you act any different?

I do, of course.


Randy, there is a case for both.

[Bjork]

Are you people out of your fucking minds?

Nude art models pose with grace so art students can draw an artistic nude form.

Strippers jirate poles, dry humps losers who can't get laid, and spread their legs wide open for the world to see for a buck.

Jesus christ there's a huge difference.

[Randetica]

i wasnt totally sure about skye but im a bjork fan

bought most of your fucked up cds also <3

[ampm]

Are you people out of your fucking minds?

Nude art models pose with grace so art students can draw an artistic nude form.

Strippers jirate poles, dry humps losers who can't get laid, and spread their legs wide open for the world to see for a buck.

Jesus christ there's a huge difference.

Zora.

[Bjork]

Zora.

Wrong.

I am not a self loather.

[cookiepuss]

It would be worse if she was having sex for cash. Stripping is not much different than an art class where you draw people naked.



Are you people out of your fucking minds?

Nude art models pose with grace so art students can draw an artistic nude form.

Strippers jirate poles, dry humps losers who can't get laid, and spread their legs wide open for the world to see for a buck.

Jesus christ there's a huge difference.

art is subjective...it's definition really depends on who's looking at it. there are plenty of "artists" out there whose work is deemed pornographic by some, but to which the artist stands by as "art" and nothing more.

I maybe totally out of my mind...but there's stripping and then there's pole dancing. two different things that can often occur in conjuction with one another but not always. Stripping can be done by any old slut and admitedly alot of strippers are a dime a dozen and very seedy...the rest are usually students doing it pay the bills. Pole dancing, real pole dancing, involves dance and gymnastics, and doing it well takes talent. YES TALENT. that's my fucked up opinion.

lastly if this girl is in some sort of review as an exotic dancer, odds are she doesn't even DO lap dances. She likely does a stage show and that's it. so she's on stage naked...so are vegas showgirls, BIG FUCKING DEAL.

I think it's interesting that the more closely an act is related to sex, such as stripping, the further away from art people want to categorize it. if something is sexy it's not "art". is sex always dirty? is sexuality shameful? if you said no to either of those, then why can't sexuality be art? Why can't sexuality be ART! is it purely the exchange of money that people have the problem with ore is it the act itself. cause I really don't get it. We pay people for entertainment all the time. but if the entertainment is sex/sexual well than it's BAAAAAADDDD

[Waus]

is sex always dirty?

"Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right."
-Woody Allen

[Bjork]

art is subjective...it's definition really depends on who's looking at it. there are plenty of "artists" out there whose work is deemed pornographic by some, but to which the artist stands by as "art" and nothing more.

I maybe totally out of my mind...but there's stripping and then there's pole dancing. two different things that can often occur in conjuction with one another but not always. Stripping can be done by any old slut and admitedly alot of strippers are a dime a dozen and very seedy...the rest are usually students doing it pay the bills. Pole dancing, real pole dancing, involves dance and gymnastics, and doing it well takes talent. YES TALENT. that's my fucked up opinion.

lastly if this girl is in some sort of review as an exotic dancer, odds are she doesn't even DO lap dances. She likely does a stage show and that's it. so she's on stage naked...so are vegas showgirls, BIG FUCKING DEAL.

I think it's interesting that the more closely an act is related to sex, such as stripping, the further away from art people want to categorize it. if something is sexy it's not "art". is sex always dirty? is sexuality shameful? if you said no to either of those, then why can't sexuality be art? Why can't sexuality be ART! is it purely the exchange of money that people have the problem with ore is it the act itself. cause I really don't get it. We pay people for entertainment all the time. but if the entertainment is sex/sexual well than it's BAAAAAADDDD

I have been to at least a dozen or more shows in my life... Of all variations.... Some more raunchy than others.

For some reason I feel your putting words into my mouth, when all I said was nude art models and strippers don't belong catergrized together.

I don't look at people like Kate Moss and think she is like a stripper, do you?

[Dorothy Wood]

one time I had to draw a nude model who had a tampon string hanging out of her vagina. she also had hairy legs and cankles.

another time I drew a girl who rode my bus all the time. she never stopped talking when she was posing. I hated her, so did a lot of people. she also just seemed like she wanted to show off her body. it was decent, but not mind blowing or anything.


WHORES! BOTH OF THEM!

[cookiepuss]

I don't look at people like Kate Moss and think she is like a stripper, do you?

bad example. no, I think kate moss is whore. coke whore to be exact. hee hee. lol.
but in all seriousness...she's selling herself and an image too..just like a stripper does. her industry just happens to be legitmized by corporate advertising dollars.

I didn't mean to put words in your mouth, and this subject is easily misconstrued. It all depends on what perspective you look at it from. it's black and white for some...it's gray for others. it's gray for me.

I'm not "right" and you're not "wrong", but in my world this how everything is balanced and justified in my head.
it's not like any of this really matters anyway in the big scheemmmmmmmmmmmmm of things.

[Randetica]

i must agree that my pussy is better than art

[Bjork]

no I think kate moss is whore. coke whore to be exact. hee hee. lol.
but in all seriousness...she's selling herself and an image too..just like a stripper does. her industry just happens to be legitmized by corporate advertising dollars.

I didn't mean to put words in your mouth, and this subject is easily misconstrued. It all depends on what perspective you look at it from. it's black and white for some...it's gray for others. it's gray for me.

I'm not "right" and you're not "wrong", but in my world this how everything is balanced and justified in my head.

It's cool, to each their own views ... But, I am far from a prude.

I started studying fashion when Helena Christensen, Christy Turlington, Kate Moss and Linda Evangelista graced the pages with nude shots, and never once did I find nude art by photography anywhere near what happens in a dark seedy club.

[cookiepuss]

But, I am far from a prude.

I would never think you were a prude. not for a second.;)

[Bob]

one time I had to draw a nude model who had a tampon string hanging out of her vagina. she also had hairy legs and cankles.

another time I drew a girl who rode my bus all the time. she never stopped talking when she was posing. I hated her, so did a lot of people. she also just seemed like she wanted to show off her body. it was decent, but not mind blowing or anything.


WHORES! BOTH OF THEM!

did you draw the string?

[mikizee]

I'm not quite comfortable with posting pics of her just yet.

However, she is in a music video that we will be releasing in a couple of weeks. You can check her out then.

[Echewta]

Interesting picture (http://apudgeisasandwich.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/akafishtaco.jpg)

[Randetica]

Interesting picture (http://apudgeisasandwich.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/akafishtaco.jpg)

that answers everything, thanks!

[Bjork]

I'm not quite comfortable with posting pics of her just yet.

However, she is in a music video that we will be releasing in a couple of weeks. You can check her out then.

Who is the artist?

[beastieangel01]

jealousy, as others have stated, would be the only potential issue.

If you can handle it then it doesn't matter.
Also, stop over analyzing. Go with the flow.

[mikizee]

Who is the artist?

An Australian hip hop group, most definitely someone you've never heard of.

[Pres Zount]

She sounds dirty and I wouldn't touch her.

[Bjork]

An Australian hip hop group, most definitely someone you've never heard of.

So she is a video vixen and a stripper ....

and you don't feel comfortable posting a picture of her, but a music video is ok ...

Hmmmmm ... Odd.

[Bjork]

Ugg.

[Echewta]

Can she cook though?

[mikizee]

So she is a video vixen and a stripper ....

and you don't feel comfortable posting a picture of her, but a music video is ok ...

Hmmmmm ... Odd.

Well she has agreed to be seen in a music video.

She hasn't agreed for her pics to be posted on a message board for one and all to judge.

[cookiepuss]

I think what Bjork was trying to say is this: YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT. i mean I don't wanna put word in her mouth, but that's how I would interpret it. hee hee.;)

[Bob]

Well she has agreed to be seen in a music video.

She hasn't agreed for her pics to be posted on a message board for one and all to judge.

well just post a picture of her vagina then

[cookiepuss]

I'm thinking whether or not to post her picture is a bigger moral dilemma than her profession....

[Bjork]

I think what Bjork was trying to say is this: YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT. i mean I don't wanna put word in her mouth, but that's how I would interpret it. hee hee.;)

Haaaaaa, kind of ...

I am curious to see if she is worth the hassle or if he is getting involved with her for the $.

I just find it odd, if she is a "famous" stripper ... she would be on the net already ..

So what's the issue really?

[mikizee]

Since when are strippers famous?

Name one famous stripper. I can't. I just said she does very well in her field.

I met her because we were scouting all the strip clubs (tough work, believe me) looking for our main character for the music vid (which is, among other things, a stripper, so she had to be good at pole dancing etc etc). As soon as we spotted her we watched her do her act and thought 'yep, thats her!'.

This was the first music video or any type of video for that matter that she had been in.

I'm definitely not getting involved with her for the $$$. It doesn't hurt though.

And here are her photos - they are stills from takes of the clip. You can see me in the second one, green tshirt in background in DJ booth.

disclaimer - wide open leg shot. (clothed)

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o218/mikizee/funkoarsclip1.jpg

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o218/mikizee/funkoarsclip2.jpg

[na§tee]

well, i'm glad she has a good waxer.

[Bob]

edit nm lol

[mikizee]

well, i'm glad she has a good waxer.

me too

I should have put in a disclaimer

edit - just did.

[Tzar]

An Australian hip hop group, most definitely someone you've never heard of.

try me...!

don't try me; i just read the pics' URLs.

[Bjork]

Since when are strippers famous?

Name one famous stripper. I can't. I just said she does very well in her field.

I met her because we were scouting all the strip clubs (tough work, believe me) looking for our main character for the music vid (which is, among other things, a stripper, so she had to be good at pole dancing etc etc). As soon as we spotted her we watched her do her act and thought 'yep, thats her!'.

This was the first music video or any type of video for that matter that she had been in.

I'm definitely not getting involved with her for the $$$. It doesn't hurt though.

And here are her photos - they are stills from takes of the clip. You can see me in the second one, green tshirt in background in DJ booth.

disclaimer - wide open leg shot. (clothed)

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o218/mikizee/funkoarsclip1.jpg

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o218/mikizee/funkoarsclip2.jpg

Haaaaaa

Are you fucking serious?

You posted a wide leg shot of a girl you are dating?

You don't have a shot of her picking daisys or doing the laundry?

*note - do not ever mistake nude art with Mikizee's girl.

I rest my case.

[cookiepuss]

*note - do not ever mistake nude art with Mikizee's girl.


well now that we have seen her we can make a more informed decision. ;)
she's not quite what I imagined..not unattractive but not quite what I pictured either.

[Bjork]

well now that we have seen her we can make a more informed decision. ;)
she's not quite what I imagined..not unattractive but not quite what I pictured either.

I don't want to put words in your mouth cookie, but it sounds like you are trying to say Mikizee's girl is the worst looking stripper you've ever seen.

[Randetica]

i would fist her :o

[mikizee]

Haaaaaa

Are you fucking serious?

You posted a wide leg shot of a girl you are dating?

You don't have a shot of her picking daisys or doing the laundry?

*note - do not ever mistake nude art with Mikizee's girl.

I rest my case.

Laundry shots aren't that exciting. I just did what Bob asked me to do....

well just post a picture of her vagina then

I don't want to put words in your mouth cookie, but it sounds like you are trying to say Mikizee's girl is the worst looking stripper you've ever seen.

Bit harsh isn't it? I mean jesus, look at that avatar pic of yours. Bjork sure ain't pretty.

[Bjork]

Bit harsh isn't it? I mean jesus, look at that avatar pic of yours. Bjork sure ain't pretty.

This is sig worthy, to bad I hate sigs.

*thats not me Einstein

You posted a crude picture ... If you had any respect for her it would have been something more respectful.

If you don't respect, why should I.

[Bob]

Laundry shots aren't that exciting.




i don't know, some people have a fetish for it (crystal)

[Bob]

This is sig worthy, to bad I hate sigs.

*thats not me Einstein

You posted a crude picture ... If you had any respect for her it would have been something more respectful.

If you don't respect, why should I.

jesus christ he was saying that singer/songwriter bjork is ugly

[Bjork]

jesus christ he was saying that singer/songwriter bjork is ugly

Please.

[beastieangel01]

i don't know, some people have a fetish for it (crystal)

ahahaha!

more than likely, if you do a search for laundry fetish porn I'm sure it exists.

[Bob]

Please.

that doesn't even make sense

ahahaha!

more than likely, if you do a search for laundry fetish porn I'm sure it exists.

(you like to pretend you're the laundry)

[TurdBerglar]

she can be my gym socks

[Randetica]

jesus christ he was saying that singer/songwriter bjork is ugly

i missed that part in the bible

[Bjork]

that doesn't even make sense


Ok then, why would he insult my avatar?

Why would he drag Bjork into this?

I am not fucking her.

[Bob]

Ok then, why would he insult my avatar?

Why would he drag Bjork into this?

I am not fucking her.

like she'd have you

[Bjork]

like she'd have you

Here's a second chance ... so you think of a better comeback ...

Go!

[Pres Zount]

"I have a new girlfriend.

"Can we see a picture?"

"Wel... I don't really feel comfortable... it's not something she has said she is ok with"

"Come on."

"Ok! Here's some wide leg shots of her in underwear!"

Haha. I just find that funny.

[mikizee]

like she'd have you

I thought that comeback was alright.

Man, judging by all your reactions its like I posted a picture of her getting anally exploited with a 15 inch dildo.

That photo is pretty tame. It will be in the music video, which needs to be rated so that it will be able to be played on TV at all times of the day.

It has passed all TV rating requirements. So settle down kids. I don't see anything bad about that still photo at all. She's a stripper for chrissakes. She's wearing the equivalent of a normal person's winter coat.

[mikizee]

Ok then, why would he insult my avatar?

Why would he drag Bjork into this?

I am not fucking her.

Because you are putting down a girl saying she is unnattractive, at the same time as having an incredibly unnattractive girl as your avatar. The ironing is delicious.

[Bjork]

Because you are putting down a girl saying she is unnattractive, at the same time as having an incredibly unnattractive girl as your avatar. The ironing is delicious.

What does Bjork have to do with your skank?

Bjork is a musician.

There is no motherfucking irony.

[mikizee]

A fuckin ugly musician

[Bjork]

A fuckin ugly musician

Not one guy from this board complimented your girl on her looks.

The end.

[Videodrome]

there is a lot of haters in this thread.

[mikizee]

Not one guy from this board complimented your girl on her looks.

The end.

At least I actually was game enough and posted photos when prompted... something you have never done.

There's only one hater (http://blogs.villagevoice.com/statusainthood/bjork31806_wideweb__470x333,0.jpg) in this thread.

[Bjork]

At least I actually was game enough and posted photos when prompted... something you have never done.


...When prompted? ...ok..what prompted you to post that last gem of a photo?

My career is the only reason I have never posted a photo.

[mikizee]

I posted that photo as it was already a still frame I had handy, as I had already sent it to the record label. I couldnt be bothered getting another still frame from the vid so I just posted that one. No other reason.

[Videodrome]

i'm never gonna dance again
guilty feet have got no rhythm
though it's easy to pretend
i know you're not a fool

[Bjork]

I posted that photo as it was already a still frame I had handy, as I had already sent it to the record label. I couldnt be bothered getting another still frame from the vid so I just posted that one. No other reason.

Are you referring to the one of your ho?

I was talking about the FA photo.

[mikizee]

Resorting to name calling (ho, skank) is just plain immature and undeserved.

FA photo you say? What do you mean?

[Bjork]

Resorting to name calling (ho, skank) is just plain immature and undeserved.

FA photo you say? What do you mean?

and insulting someone's avatar isn't immature?

[venusvenus123]

well if you post a pic of your true face, we can insult that instead.

[Bjork]

well if you post a pic of your true face, we can insult that instead.

don't be so sure of yourself.

[Fern]

Who cares.

It is a line of business like everything else. You'll get used to the notion soon enough. If you can't get over it, you can't get over it. Let it play out like any other relationship.

She's not a transvestite stripper or anything, right? i can't even fathom having this 'moral' delemma

[mikizee]

Funkoars are pretty good. I'd strip for one of their videos.

Fuckin oath. Their new album is killer too.

[mikizee]

Comes out Nov 25th

[rirv]

It's a little bit funny this feeling inside
I'm not one of those who can easily hide
I don't have much money but boy if I did
I'd buy a big house where we both could live