a problem

[Bob]

i'm hungry, but i don't have any food besides a box of triscuits. also i'm lazy and tired and it's sticky and gross outside. do i:

a) go grocery shopping or
b) eat a box of triscuits for dinner

[mikizee]

triscuits

[mathcart]

got any cheese?
Thats a meal right there! (unless its ez-cheese, in which case it is both a catastrophe and an event you won't soon forget. Ahh, the memories)
(y)

[Bob]

got any cheese?
Thats a meal right there! (unless its ez-cheese, in which case it is both a catastrophe and an event you won't soon forget. Ahh, the memories)
(y)

ha

i do have a little bit of a block of cheese left but it's been in there for either a week and a half or two weeks, i can't remember when i bought it. if i look at it and i don't see any mold though, it's probably safe, right?

[ericlee]

beer.

[Bob]

beer.

i just ended a vacation period where i literally drank at least 6 beers every day for two weeks (except for one day) so i'm trying not to.

besides i only have two (i have had beer for dinner before)

[ToucanSpam]

Just bite the bullet and go grocery shopping, man. It won't be as bad as you think. And it will be rewarding.

[cookiepuss]

I'm lazy. I wouldn't go to the store.

how about ordering in?

[Bob]

update: i'm eating the triscuits

i hope the cheese doesn't give me any problems. i didn't see any mold

[taquitos]

suicide

[Bjork]

You are the laziest motherfucker when it comes to food Bob.

[na§tee]

i don't even know what triscuits are.

are you one of those motherfuckers that can drink 6 beers a day and stay slim? and eat like 8 donuts in a row.. for a snack? i hate you! /pinches belly.

not really. i do not hate you, bob. but i just came back from a bar that was serving free pear cider (yay!), shit australian beer (boo!) and free food (yay!) so i thought i would say i got a free hot meal in this thread. sorry. i hope the triscuits were tasty :(

[ericlee]

i just ended a vacation period where i literally drank at least 6 beers every day for two weeks (except for one day) so i'm trying not to.

besides i only have two (i have had beer for dinner before)

My liver hurts just thinking about it. I can only drink like that for 3 days and then I feel all shitty.

Watching alcoholic episodes on intervention, I wonder how the hell they pull it off. One lady drank bottles of Listerine if she didn't have any vodka!

Get some food. I'll drink for you when I get off work.

[Bob]

My liver hurts just thinking about it. I can only drink like that for 3 days and then I feel all shitty.

Watching alcoholic episodes on intervention, I wonder how the hell they pull it off. One lady drank bottles of Listerine if she didn't have any vodka!

Get some food. I'll drink for you when I get off work.

yeah i'm kind of surprised that i don't have liver spots or anything

i am just now getting over all the beer shits though

[ericlee]

did the Triscuits do the trick or were they more like an appetizer?

[Bob]

yeah i'm still hungry

i'm even out of rice, and that's my backup food

[milleson]

*passes through thread, eating rice*

[Videodrome]

go grocery shopping and get some beer.

[Dorothy Wood]

when I was poor, I had some triscuits pilfered from my mom's pantry and cheese that I ate for dinner all the time. I put it in the toaster oven though, and splashed a bit of hot sauce on them. pretty good actually.

I'm hungry but all I have is whole wheat tortilla and turkey lunch meat. my roommate normally has cheese but she recently decided/discovered that she's lactose intolerant so there's none.

I could eat a turkey tortilla roll...but that's what I ate for breakfast. :(

[TurdBerglar]

i guess working at a gorcery store does have its advantages

[taquitos]

kill yourself

[BangkokB]

Try some Peas. They're Delicious!(y)

[jackrock]

Triscuits are better than dry cereal :(