View Full Version : Russell Brand is hosting MTV Music Awards ....
Bjork
09-04-2008, 11:16 PM
and I am very excited about this.
I bet there will be two "beeps" per sentence.
If he goes PG-13 it's gonna suck Bob's blue balls.
Dorothy Wood
09-05-2008, 12:05 AM
I saw him on jimmy kimmel last night...or the night before...I can't remember. anyway, he was very very funny, even with no swearing. he seemed so sweet even when he was talking about when he used to do crack and heroin. he's a likable sort of fellow indeed.
Freebasser
09-05-2008, 01:46 AM
Just wait til he's every-fucking-where, and we'll see how you like him then.
http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=73467&highlight=russell+brand
paul jones
09-05-2008, 02:07 AM
the bloke's a cunt
'Russell Brand... what a cunt.' Bob Geldof, followed by...
"Bob Geldof. Really no surprise that he's such an expert on famine, he has after all been dining out on "I Don't Like Mondays" for 30 years...'. Russell Brand.
He is a bit of a cunt. Sometimes funny. More often than not a cunt.
adam_f
09-05-2008, 07:47 AM
I saw him on Jay Leno the other night. I laughed less than once.
Russell Brand wasn't funny either!
BA-DUM-CHING!
I'm not a Brand fan.
A few months back he was in FHM stark bollock naked at some sort of a protest. All I can say is that he is hung like a field mouse. Kudos.
Myu-to
09-05-2008, 10:37 AM
Who?
Who?
You are on the internet you know. You have google.
King PSYZ
09-05-2008, 10:43 AM
word (http://www.ghettowebmaster.com/images/google-mother-fucker.jpg)
roosta
09-05-2008, 11:11 AM
i think he's very funny.
his podcast is worth subscribing too.
NoFenders
09-05-2008, 11:23 AM
You are on the internet you know. You have google.
I googled, and I still don't know who the fuck he is. But then again, I haven't watched the MTV awards since I was 18. I read a little about him and then stopped when I read he was fired from MTV for showing up dressed as Bin Laden a day after 9/11. Sounds like a real class act. Then I hear Dorothy say he sounded cute even when he talked about smiking crack and doing heroin. Yeah, real winner we got here. Hope he portrays an excellent figure to our youth who watch this garbage. It never stops, it only gets worse and worse.
:cool:
Bjork
09-05-2008, 11:36 AM
He is also a sex addict ....
I enjoy his disposition.
checkyourprez
09-05-2008, 11:42 AM
people still watch the mtv music awards?
checkyourprez
09-05-2008, 11:43 AM
wait.
people still watch mtv?
Bjork
09-05-2008, 12:46 PM
wait.
people still watch mtv?
I will this year, usually I don't pay attention to it.
I find it highly amusing how so many brits hate him, and americans like him.
It's true though, we haven't been saturated with him yet.
roosta
09-05-2008, 12:58 PM
I googled, and I still don't know who the fuck he is. But then again, I haven't watched the MTV awards since I was 18. I read a little about him and then stopped when I read he was fired from MTV for showing up dressed as Bin Laden a day after 9/11. Sounds like a real class act. Then I hear Dorothy say he sounded cute even when he talked about smiking crack and doing heroin. Yeah, real winner we got here. Hope he portrays an excellent figure to our youth who watch this garbage. It never stops, it only gets worse and worse.
:cool:
He beat heroin addiction and talks openly about his struggles with addictions, that's not a bad figure to have out there.
Junker
09-05-2008, 01:09 PM
Who's this guy anyway?
Dorothy Wood
09-05-2008, 01:43 PM
I googled, and I still don't know who the fuck he is. But then again, I haven't watched the MTV awards since I was 18. I read a little about him and then stopped when I read he was fired from MTV for showing up dressed as Bin Laden a day after 9/11. Sounds like a real class act. Then I hear Dorothy say he sounded cute even when he talked about smiking crack and doing heroin. Yeah, real winner we got here. Hope he portrays an excellent figure to our youth who watch this garbage. It never stops, it only gets worse and worse.
:cool:
I didn't say he was cute. I don't think he's cute. his hair is ridiculous and he's too old to wear such tight clothes.
Yorkshire~Rose
09-05-2008, 02:05 PM
I think he's great. His autobigraphy (My Booky Wook) is well worth a look.
Bjork
09-05-2008, 02:09 PM
I didn't say he was cute. I don't think he's cute. his hair is ridiculous and he's too old to wear such tight clothes.
He was cute in Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Dorothy Wood
09-05-2008, 02:22 PM
meh, only a little. his body is too feminine for my taste.
Bjork
09-05-2008, 02:30 PM
meh, only a little. his body is too feminine for my taste.
"I didn't tell you I have gentital herpes, because it's not inflammed at the moment"
Ha!
funk63
09-05-2008, 03:15 PM
That guys gay.
Bjork
09-05-2008, 03:27 PM
That guys gay.
You are gay!
We'll at least it isn't Jimmy Fallon.
funk63
09-05-2008, 03:37 PM
You are gay!
NO you are gay!
funk63
09-05-2008, 03:47 PM
actually this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvWMFH7cvoY) is kind of funny
Randetica
09-05-2008, 03:58 PM
i dont even know when the awards are on, mainly cause i dont give a half assed fuck
Dorothy Wood
09-05-2008, 04:00 PM
ha, he's pretty quick, not always funny, but quick-witted and animated enough to make up for it.
I'm sure I'd get tired of him if he was in my face all the time though.
NoFenders
09-05-2008, 04:03 PM
He beat heroin addiction and talks openly about his struggles with addictions, that's not a bad figure to have out there.
That's good, if he talks seriously about it. Otherwise having him host a teenage frenzy isn't the best place for cute talk about heavy drugs.
:cool:
Bjork
09-05-2008, 04:04 PM
i dont even know when the awards are on, mainly cause i dont give a half assed fuck
You're just upset because Britney isn't performing.
NoFenders
09-05-2008, 04:07 PM
I didn't say he was cute. I don't think he's cute. his hair is ridiculous and he's too old to wear such tight clothes.
I know I know, didn't mean you were all over him. I'd get jealous anyway. ;):D
:cool:
Randetica
09-05-2008, 04:16 PM
You're just upset because Britney isn't performing.
LEAVE BRITNEY ATHOME!!!
i think i lost interest after they stopped sending the awards totally live also i got too mature to watch it which means im SoOoOOo above you
Bjork
09-05-2008, 05:26 PM
LEAVE BRITNEY ATHOME!!!
i think i lost interest after they stopped sending the awards totally live also i got too mature to watch it which means im SoOoOOo above you
Look women, I am only going to watch it because of Russell Brand and also hoping Kanye West doesn't win anything so he can throw a tantrum like always.
Randetica
09-05-2008, 05:56 PM
thats the spirit
You're just upset because Britney isn't performing.
She is performing.
On September 4, 2008 it was announced that Britney Spears would open the event.
M.C. Guevera
09-05-2008, 07:02 PM
I'm 20, and I've already stopped watching MTV. Is that normal?
Randetica
09-05-2008, 07:02 PM
I'm 20, and I've already stopped watching MTV. Is that normal?
i wish it was
Bjork
09-05-2008, 07:06 PM
She is performing.
I bet Randy's vagina moved.
Randetica
09-05-2008, 07:10 PM
I bet Randy's vagina moved.
haha
you and my vagina, you two are so cute
Myu-to
09-05-2008, 07:11 PM
Not unless she has a forklift in her pants.
Bjork
09-07-2008, 03:05 PM
She is performing.
nope.
Randetica
09-07-2008, 03:54 PM
my vagina moved anyway
funk63
09-07-2008, 06:31 PM
nope.
she is actually..
Randetica
09-08-2008, 07:33 AM
TOKIO HOTEL! :eek:(y):eek:(y):eek:
Bjork
09-09-2008, 01:13 AM
^ the singer looks like a young Bjork .... it's very unsettling.
Russell Brand sucked ... that whole show is pointless ... Kanye was good though.
paul jones
09-09-2008, 12:24 PM
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