So the world ends tomorrow.

[A. Chimendez]

They are turning on that Large Hadron Collider and we're all going to be sucked into a black hole.

Lame.

[wanton wench]

no. it will take about a week for the first collision.

[cookiepuss]

Don't Panic (http://news.cnet.com/8301-11386_3-10036245-76.html)

[taquitos]

stephen hawking said not to worry, so i'm just gonna relax and smoke some weed.

[yeahwho]

Once the collision is over, this will be the end result (http://crucible.files.wordpress.com/2006/09/delorean.jpg).

[Lex Diamonds]

A shitty Northern Irish sportscar from the 1980s? Well that kinda sucks.

[ToucanSpam]

People need to calm down about this.

[Lex Diamonds]

Really? As far as I'm aware most people don't know about it, the rest dismiss it as a quirky "what if".

[yeahwho]

A shitty Northern Irish sportscar from the 1980s? Well that kinda sucks.

Well... I haven't really thought about it from a technical stand viewpoint, but now that you put it that way maybe we should have spoken up a little louder when they first started digging that tunnel.

Seemed like a real swell idea at first.

[Lex Diamonds]

Maybe if they made some last minute adjustments they could push it to a low-end Merc? I'd better call and tell them.

[funk63]

What the hell are you all talking about?

[yeahwho]

What the hell are you all talking about?

Collision colliding, back to the future, retooling for perhaps a low end merc, etc.

[checkyourprez]

What the hell are you all talking about?

the muh fuckin man made big bang, and i aint talkin bout what im doin on the weekends yo.

with a slight possibility of black holes, and i still aint talkin bout what im doin on the weekend either yo, with the impending demise of the earth running concurrent with said black holes because we be getting sucked into said black holes. comprenday?

[Waus]

Absolutely nothing is going to happen, nothing catastrophic anyways.


On the other hand, if something catastrophic does happen - we'll all disappear before anyone can say "I told you so!"

[BBboy20]

Grab your crowbars! (http://www.joystiq.com/2008/09/09/terrible-news-gordon-freeman-spotted-near-large-hadron-collider/)

[Audio.]

its a mini micro blackhole it aint like the biggest vagina in the world that would suck the earth inside out. It will disintegrate right from where it starts.

so no freaking worries, plus this is a test that will be powered to it's lowest. Fucking media fucking up shit to fucking scare people to fucking hell for fucking attention and fucking nominations and fucking fucken chucky fucken cheese.

[YoungRemy]

I'm still holding out for 12/21/2012 and the Mayan End Times Prophecy

[mikizee]

Fucking media fucking up shit to fucking scare people to fucking hell for fucking attention and fucking nominations and fucking fucken chucky fucken cheese.

Truer words have never been spoken

[Pres Zount]

It will disintegrate right from where it starts.


Dude, that sucks : (

[roosta]

"I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"? "

"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."

"Total protonic reversal"

[Lex Diamonds]

its a mini micro blackhole it aint like the biggest vagina in the world that would suck the earth inside out.
I wanna know who you've been fuckin'? :confused:

[Yorkshire~Rose]

http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/

[Junker]

If there was a choice of 'how I wanna die', be sucked by a black hole would be at the top!

Black Holes FTW! (y)

[Bob]

its a mini micro blackhole it aint like the biggest vagina in the world that would suck the earth inside out.

but it is the large hardon collider

[Randetica]

its a mini micro blackhole it aint like the biggest vagina in the world that would suck the earth inside out. It will disintegrate right from where it starts.

so no freaking worries, plus this is a test that will be powered to it's lowest. Fucking media fucking up shit to fucking scare people to fucking hell for fucking attention and fucking nominations and fucking fucken chucky fucken cheese.

haha

well did they turn on that shit already? cause im still feeling quite alive

[paul jones]

that film BLACK HOLE is fucking crap

[Randetica]

i read a girl of india went suicide after hearing those news..

[taquitos]

i read a girl of india went suicide after hearing those news..


^hahaha. what you wrote sounds disjointed and stupid, haha!

[rirv]

Killing yourself because there is a chance you might die is one for Charles Darwin to add to his notebook.

As has been said, they're not colliding any particles until next week, so it's then that the black hole will be created etc. etc.

Wasn't this how Groundhog Day started anyway?

[Bob]

i heard it was october 31st they were going to collide the...hadrons

[rirv]

http://www.cafepress.com/hadroncollider

[taquitos]

^just wait till the 31st when a black hole envelopes the earth, then everybody wearing those shirts will look like a bunch of MORONS! Ha!

[Audio.]

I'm betting 500 hundred dollars in 2012 of December nothing will happen on massive level.

(excluding something massive from hysteria caused by conspiracy fans)

[Bob]

I'm betting 500 hundred dollars in 2012 of December nothing will happen on massive level.

(excluding something massive from hysteria caused by conspiracy fans)

you might as well make it infinity jillion dollars, that's a pretty safe bet

[ToucanSpam]

you might as well make it infinity jillion dollars, that's a pretty safe bet

Haha, nice one.



I'm pretty comfortable since Stephen Hawking, the authority on black holes, has stated we are in no danger.

[Audio.]

you might as well make it infinity jillion dollars, that's a pretty safe bet

$500 is fine. As I know when I win I will most likely get $500 than likely receiving jillion dollars.

[Jitters]

I have no idea what this thing is or how it's apparently supposed to end the world.

[Randetica]

^hahaha. what you wrote sounds disjointed and stupid, haha!

wtfuck

[Bob]

I have no idea what this thing is or how it's apparently supposed to end the world.

it collides hadrons! what's so complicated about this?

[Audio.]

OMG we are screwed (!)

http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

[Randetica]

my mum always told me most people will die in 2012 but our counting is wrong and it's probably 2012 already and thats maybe that thing that is gonna kill us

i thought mums are there to make us feel safer :(