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Lex Diamonds
09-14-2008, 07:37 PM
jackrock's makes Bob look like a massive racist.
Dorothy, wtf? I'm guessing it's some kind of lame cliquey private joke.
Bob, where is that from?
Mikizee, is that supposed to be funny, because I don't get it.
Kid Presentable, too much quotes. It takes up like half the screen.
Everybody else, just post and I'll happily belittle your choice of signature.
ps
I'm in like 4 different people's signatures right now. I rule.
ToucanSpam
09-14-2008, 07:40 PM
It's enjoyable sometimes to be featured in someone's signature for a while. Acknowledgment that at some point you said something either funny or stupid enough that someone thought "Hey, that's interesting enough to be seen frequently."
Lex Diamonds
09-14-2008, 07:43 PM
Nah, I just wanted everyone to see what a homo you are.
Dharma
09-14-2008, 07:44 PM
I have that feature shut off, they are an eye-sore and 99% of them aren't even funny.
ToucanSpam
09-14-2008, 07:46 PM
Nah, I just wanted everyone to see what a homo you are.
I'll take that!
Lex Diamonds
09-14-2008, 07:59 PM
Is that what you said to Elton?
ToucanSpam
09-14-2008, 08:08 PM
Yes Padster, except insert penises where applicable.
You certainly do have a unique brand of humor.
Lex Diamonds
09-14-2008, 08:10 PM
Yes Padster, except insert penises where applicable.
You certainly do have a unique brand of humor.
You have a unique brand of grammar. What are you trying to say, moron?
Audio.
09-14-2008, 08:20 PM
me me me me me me me me me me
Bob, where is that from?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnMDrv8Mx3E&feature=related
there's a backstory but it's nerdy and i don't want to tell it
the lyric is from this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHfbOReMx-s&feature=related
ToucanSpam
09-14-2008, 08:20 PM
I'm not saying anything. I'm just intentionally drawing out your brilliant personality.
beastieboysbaby
09-14-2008, 08:27 PM
mine is just lyricz.
Lex Diamonds
09-14-2008, 08:47 PM
Haha Bob, that is awesome.
I'm not saying anything. I'm just intentionally drawing out your brilliant personality.
It's sad how you think you're so intelligent. You fag.
ToucanSpam
09-14-2008, 08:52 PM
Haha Bob, that is awesome.
It's sad how you think you're so intelligent. You fag.
I am intelligent. I wouldn't be where I am today if I wasn't. You know so little about me and yet you are so incredibly hostile towards me for no reason.
Well, there is one reason, but you already know what it is.
Lex Diamonds
09-14-2008, 08:55 PM
Sure thing, pea-balls. :)(y)
TurdBerglar
09-14-2008, 09:06 PM
I wouldn't be where I am today if I wasn't.
arguing on a message board? :confused:
funk63
09-14-2008, 09:07 PM
Dorothy, wtf? I'm guessing it's some kind of lame cliquey private joke.
I think its from some like beano commercial.
Nygel
09-14-2008, 09:53 PM
i just +1ed your featured-in-signature count
BBboy20
09-14-2008, 10:05 PM
I just advertise really.
Knuckles
09-14-2008, 10:43 PM
I'm posting here so I can see mine.
Dorothy Wood
09-15-2008, 12:56 AM
I think its from some like beano commercial.
yeah, something like that. I don't think it's beano. but basically it's an office scenario and a guy has some unfortunate gas problems and can only think about not farting, so everything he hears is somehow tied into farting.
edit: ah, it's GasX. and here's it is! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUzn6HlRDX4
I just used it as my signature because it make a me laff.
HEIRESS
09-15-2008, 01:49 AM
mine is a portion of this:
Your magnetic movements
Still capture the minutes I'm in.
But it grieves my heart, love,
To see you tryin' to be a part of
A world that just don't exist.
It's all just a dream, babe,
A vacuum, a scheme, babe,
That sucks you into feelin' like this.
i think I'm just in Yorkies at the mo, but I was a Paddy sig for a while.
I'm keeping this for the moment for the use of the word 'minge'.
mikizee
09-15-2008, 05:53 AM
I don't even know what my signature means
no one can front on mine.
Yorkshire~Rose
09-15-2008, 06:30 AM
i think I'm just in Yorkies at the mo
I've gone back to the minimalist look. Speaking of all things M&S they've got rid of the husky voiced woman and have replaced her with...David Jason. Lovely Jubbly.
Anyway, back on topic. The Weebl & Bob quote has been on my signature since oohhhh....2004!
ms.peachy
09-15-2008, 06:37 AM
From time to time I think about changing mine, but I really miss having enree around this joint, and it feels like so long as I keep it there's still a bit of her here. Gooey and sentimental I know, but I just don't have the heart change it.
roosta
09-15-2008, 06:46 AM
mine is from a description of Schrodinger's Cat.
Caribou
09-15-2008, 06:56 AM
I'm a fan of Green Wing. I'm a fan of absurdism. I'm a fan of Julian Rhind-Tutt.
I couldn't help myself. But I'd like a new one...help me out peepsz.
KENNY GUIDO
09-15-2008, 07:25 AM
gotta love this site: the blind leading the blind. classic.
AceFace
09-15-2008, 09:45 AM
eric makes me laugh.
Guy Incognito
09-15-2008, 03:17 PM
i been quoted in a signature once which was nice.
I can never be arsed changing my sig even if i see a good quote
I think LZ's is funny. And Funk63 had a very strange and badly spelt , long sig , something about exploding heads that was weird but i cant remember it
funk63
09-15-2008, 03:42 PM
You mean the thing about how if you slow down dumbo the ears flapping is the sound of the nazi armies marching and the speakers will create a sonic boom and it will make your head explode?
milleson
09-15-2008, 03:53 PM
I'm posting here so I can see mine.
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Guy Incognito
09-15-2008, 04:16 PM
^(y)(y):)
You mean the thing about how if you slow down dumbo the ears flapping is the sound of the nazi armies marching and the speakers will create a sonic boom and it will make your head explode?
thats the fella.(y). it was the rest of it about the kid that did it that freaked me out
here's one for someone.
Hello, Camo here, the person whos post you've just read are brilliant and they carry the official stamp of Camo approval. Camoproval. Lower your carbon footprint please.
Lex Diamonds
09-15-2008, 07:10 PM
You can't force a signature quote. It has to come spontaneously, like Kenny Guido when he hears White Lines.
Echewta
09-15-2008, 10:36 PM
Mine is because I think the blonde wife on Mad Men is wicked hot.
funk63
09-16-2008, 10:22 PM
^(y)(y):)
thats the fella.(y). it was the rest of it about the kid that did it that freaked me out
That shits real dude. Dont test it, just enjoy Dumbo the way it was meant to be watched.
Guy Incognito
09-17-2008, 02:32 AM
That shits real dude. Dont test it, just enjoy Dumbo the way it was meant to be watched.
Enjoying dumbo is an oxymoron. I never liked it, i aint big on disney.
me me me me me me me me me me
Yours is probably my favorite one right now. Aside from mine.
Enjoying dumbo is an oxymoron. I never liked it, i aint big on disney.
Dumbo is like spot cream?!?!?!
ms.peachy
09-17-2008, 06:24 AM
Enjoying dumbo is an oxymoron. I never liked it, i aint big on disney.
Them's fightin' wurds in this here house, boy!
I think Dumbo is one of the very best pieces of work in the pre-Pixar Disney canon, personally. Near flawless.
Enjoying dumbo is an oxymoron. I never liked it, i aint big on disney.
oof. I agree. I could never stand old disney stuff. It always put me to sleep as a child, and I'm sure it would do the same to me now.
Pixar, however, is top-shelf stuff. TOY STORY 4 LYFE
Pixar, however, is top-shelf stuff. TOY STORY 4 LYFE
Do you have Toy Story next to Big Natural tit's 4 in your collection?
Do you have Toy Story next to Big Natural tit's 4 in your collection?
No, I re-organized. it's now next to Lonely Housewives With A Secret 14.
Guy Incognito
09-17-2008, 07:20 AM
Do you have Toy Story next to Big Natural tit's 4 in your collection?
You obviously havent seen every film called Toy Story.;)
haha.
So let me get this straight, Brit's mean porn when we say 'top shelf' but yanks mean really good when they say it whereas us brits would say 'top drawer'.
Are we all on the same page?
haha.
So let me get this straight, Brit's mean porn when we say 'top shelf' but yanks mean really good when they say it whereas us brits would say 'top drawer'.
Are we all on the same page?
I think so. Un-Americans scare and confuse me. USA! USA! USA! USA!
but yeah, i meant really good.
I think so. Un-Americans scare and confuse me. USA! USA! USA! USA!
but yeah, i meant really good.
Cool. Lol at un- american :D
Randetica
09-17-2008, 08:47 AM
oof. I agree. I could never stand old disney stuff. It always put me to sleep as a child, and I'm sure it would do the same to me now.
Pixar, however, is top-shelf stuff. TOY STORY 4 LYFE
nah completely wrong, sorry
nah completely wrong, sorry
that's impossible. my opinions are so strong, they're considered FACT.
Randetica
09-17-2008, 08:53 AM
that's impossible. my opinions are so strong, they're considered FACT.
im sure a bunch of 5 year olds agree now leave me alone while im watching classics like the little mermaid (y)
im sure a bunch of 5 year olds agree now leave me alone while im watching classics like the little mermaid (y)
lookforthepenislookforthepenislookforthepenislookf orthepenis
lookforthepenislookforthepenislookforthepenislookf orthepenis
Thats pretty much Randy's life mapped out there :D
Guy Incognito
09-17-2008, 09:20 AM
You obviously havent seen every film called Toy Story.;)
Both still have buzz lightyear in though.
haha.
So let me get this straight, Brit's mean porn when we say 'top shelf' but yanks mean really good when they say it whereas us brits would say 'top drawer'.
Are we all on the same page?
Some brits did say "top Banana" meaning good but thats probably a mucky film title as well.
And for the record, i just hate all the tear jerker disney films, I am just a cynical old twat.
Some brits did say "top Banana" meaning good but thats probably a mucky film title as well.
Yeah that's a northern thing.
Bet you say 'Bobbins' too as a negative. I do. Infact I live in a converted mill and my front room and bedroom has the original bobbin holders built into the walls.
On the exposed brick wall at the back. (Not my Apartment, but the exact same size one for sale). (http://www.propertypanther.com/images/properties/2884/126750101134111797_1_Large.jpg)
ToucanSpam
09-17-2008, 09:30 AM
There shouldn't be a Toy Story 2. Just saying.
Guy Incognito
09-17-2008, 10:16 AM
There shouldn't be a Toy Story 2. Just saying.
Well there is, deal with it.
Tom Hanks was on Jonathan Ross a while back saying there was going to be a third very soon, not sure about that, i liked 2 but it was stretching it a little.
Guy Incognito
09-17-2008, 10:17 AM
Yeah that's a northern thing.
Bet you say 'Bobbins' too as a negative. I do. Infact I live in a converted mill and my front room and bedroom has the original bobbin holders built into the walls.
Bobbins is still mentioned when things get "on top".
Bobbins is still mentioned when things get "on top".
:D(y)
I think my sig makes a pretty profound and significant statment.
Lex Diamonds
09-18-2008, 12:27 PM
It's a favourite of mine. (y)
hellojello
09-18-2008, 12:31 PM
I think my sig makes a pretty profound and significant statment.
you forgot to say eloquent.
taquitos
09-18-2008, 02:16 PM
fucktopgirl has the best signature.
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