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[TOY]

I'm scared. I'm terrified. I don't want to die on a plane..planes... :mad: Why do I feel like this is my proverbial death sentence?

Is it even likely? I won't be flying above water ('least I've been told so)/overseas. 6 hours... SIX HOURS? I'm gonna go fucking insane- I know it. I bought a DS and iPod to fill those "happiness" rather "fear holes". Not working.


I'm am by NO means a religious person, and this is totally "Liberace" (or gay) of me to ask, but say a prayer for me? I don't care if you devote yourselves to a golden turd with wings! Just wish me a happy, and most importantly, SAFE trip. I want to die in an "Ah, shit!" moment. Not an "Ah, shit- look at all of these people panicking and we've still got another minute to plummet in a downward spiral."

How embarrassing. :"(

[checkyourprez]

dont worry, a plane just crashed in russia. the odds of yours crashing as well are like, really high.

[TurdBerglar]

YOU'S GONNA DIE

[Kid Presentable]

No matter how big and heavy the plane actually is, and how likely it seems that it will fall out of the sky, science has your back.

[TurdBerglar]

WITH A KNIFE IN IT


science is such a backstabber! :mad:

[ericlee]

its not so bad. Some of the best famous people died in plane crashes.

[paul jones]

it's ok,it's not as if you're in Spain or Russia(y)

[kaiser soze]

Did you ever see the Twilight Zone movie?

flying is like that

[Bob]

think about pilots and flight attendants. they fly in planes for a living, they're up there every day, and they aren't dead yet. and you think you're gonna be on the one that crashes? don't be so presumptuous

[mikizee]

don't give her false hopes bob

[Kid Presentable]

yeah plus flight attendants do die and that

[camo]

I'd die of embarrassment in those uniforms

[Bob]

yeah plus flight attendants do die and that

well yeah, eventually, i mean they fly in planes every day, their number is bound to come up sooner or later