I got laid last night

[Lex Diamonds]

And on Saturday (different chicks). This is significant because I went like 3 months after breaking up with my ex-bitch with no sexytime.

Vaginas are like buses, you wait a while then two come along within 4 days of each other and you put your dick in them. (y)

[cookiepuss]

congratulations on getting your dick wet dude.(y)

[funk63]

me too

[Freebasser]

Are you sure they weren't ex-men?

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah, they were both rather fine actually. Both had cracking bums which is always important. (y)

[Dharma]

How do you put your dick in a bus?

[Lex Diamonds]

You're right, it's a tight fit but I manage. Just about.

[paul jones]

Pads 2 - 0 Vaginarreal

(y)

[Lex Diamonds]

Joker. :D

What a shit match though, did you watch it? I'm almost glad I didn't get home from work til the last 15 minutes, what a disgrace. And Scolari is complaining about 4-0? Cunts.

[Dharma]

Three months is a long time, I would imagine you won't be hearing from the first girl anytime soon.

[Lex Diamonds]

On the contrary I now have a guaranteed booty call up at Manchester Uni. She loved that shit. (y)

[paul jones]

Joker. :D

What a shit match though, did you watch it? I'm almost glad I didn't get home from work til the last 15 minutes, what a disgrace. And Scolari is complaining about 4-0? Cunts.

yeah I watched it all.Referee was shite.Villarreal almost sneaked one in against play.Ronaldo made a huge diffrence when he came on in the last half hour.Plenty of ops to score,only themselves to blame

[rirv]

This is all a bit crass isn't it?

[Adam]

This is all a bit crass isn't it?

you can't say you don't love it tho! Why else would you click a thread that clearly tells the whole story in the title.

I was going to comment that its 8.30am in the morning and you've already posted - is she still next to you as you post to the world what you just did? Or did you kick her out early?

[Lex Diamonds]

I posted the thread at 11pm, chump.

[Adam]

heh - I'm a nub, so you did!

I figured since I read it then, you posted then!

[Lex Diamonds]

You're new to this internet thing aren't you?

[Adam]

You're new to this internet thing aren't you?

Seems so - I was working in the internet business back in 1996 and a long time after but obviously I've lost a lot of the fundamentals[sp?]

[Lex Diamonds]

There's a spellcheck in the reply window.

[Adam]

There's a spellcheck in the reply window.

dunt work in the IE version I have to use use at work.

[Randetica]

i got paid last night


by paddy HAHhahaHAA

[Lex Diamonds]

Yep, two hundred pounds.




IN THE ASS LOL