Why did the baker's hands smell?

[Lex Diamonds]

Because he kneaded a shit!

[Freebasser]

I can't even take the piss out of that joke :/

[Lex Diamonds]

Why don't Russians wear y-fronts?





































Because Chernobyl fallout! :D

[Freebasser]

But the Chernobyl incident happened in the Ukraine, Paddy.

[Lex Diamonds]

FALLOUT MORON

[paul jones]

Why did the Arab buy Man City

























































cos' he was a twat

[Lex Diamonds]

What do you call an ugly worm-like twat who acts like a spoiled kid and wastes a valuable place in his country's squad?






Frank Lampard

[taquitos]

What does Mr. Miyagi do when he is sexually frustrated?








Wax off

[Lex Diamonds]

Nice.

[mikizee]

Hmmmmmm

debating whether to contribute to this thread.

my jokes are awful and horrifically un-PC.

Better not.

[Adam]

Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Cus he was a fun-gi!




Sorry, I only know the old jokes.

I like un-PC jokes mikizee! I guess we all do or why would we come to a anti-jew forum?

[Lex Diamonds]

What do fat people do in the summer?




































































Stink.

[mikizee]

What causes pedophilia?



sexy kids.

[Lex Diamonds]

Hey, that's one of mine asshole.

[mikizee]

bullshit mayne


ok heres another one


what do u do to stop the neighbors kids kicking their ball over yr fence?



molest them.

[Lex Diamonds]

Funny because it works. (y)