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Adam
09-18-2008, 10:11 AM
I was just scanning the photo of a ukraine girl and thought - she is kinda hot and looked at her age and she was 12! Thats a 16 year difference, I'd be legally old enough to be her dad. I then checked her mother and she wasn't as hot.

think I'm gonna have to go on old-lady-porn tonight to get it out of me!

Matt
09-18-2008, 10:22 AM
(y)

adam_f
09-18-2008, 10:23 AM
Paedophile.

That doesn't look right.

Adam
09-18-2008, 10:32 AM
Paedophile.

That doesn't look right.

as said in a earlier thread I can't get spell check to work... I would normally use google to spell check but I don't want to put it in at work...

Matt
09-18-2008, 10:37 AM
no, thats the right way to spell it. It looks wrong, but thats the way everyone here spells it. I checked it a while back, and it was right.

But enough of the semantics. You're a pervert. Go touch a child, pervert.

adam_f
09-18-2008, 10:42 AM
Pedophile is how my spell check spells it. That 'a' isn't necessary.

Adam
09-18-2008, 10:45 AM
Well I can't edit the title now cus I've tried to on others.

Matt
09-18-2008, 10:46 AM
It might be a superfluous letter that British people use. The letters we dropped because they aren't efficient.

Lets get back to talking about how Adam is a pervert child molester.

Adam
09-18-2008, 10:50 AM
smoooooooooooooooth!

jabumbo
09-18-2008, 11:09 AM
they develop at 12? seriously? that can't be human....

Adam
09-18-2008, 11:16 AM
they develop at 12? seriously? that can't be human....

to be fair, it was just her face - should could be a 20 stone and flat chested for all I know!

I'm over her now anyway. I've had some better portraits since!

Lex Diamonds
09-18-2008, 11:31 AM
"Paedophile" is the correct spelling, don't listen to these morans (http://memewatch.com/thelist/archives/pix/morans.jpg).


ps
Kiddy fiddlers generally don't advertise their status on the internet. Just a heads up, cuz you're probably gonna get raided by SO19 or some shit now.

Matt
09-18-2008, 11:43 AM
ps
Kiddy fiddlers generally don't advertise their status on the internet. Just a heads up, cuz you're probably gonna get raided by SO19 or some shit now.

Kiddy fiddlers! ha!

Waus
09-18-2008, 11:48 AM
Why don't you have a seat right over here for me? (http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/7936/051107chrishansonvsml9aip9.jpg)

hellojello
09-18-2008, 11:56 AM
This thread's a little disturbing.
Were you looking for a mail order bride or something? Why were you even scanning a photo of a 12yo and her Ukrainian mother anyhow.

Dharma
09-18-2008, 01:46 PM
OMG! So it Bob!

Adam
09-18-2008, 02:40 PM
This thread's a little disturbing.
Were you looking for a mail order bride or something? Why were you even scanning a photo of a 12yo and her Ukrainian mother anyhow.

Sorry - I was at work! Its part of my job I end up with photos of people to scan sometimes.

After the facebook thread and all this - I've given away far too much info on myself here recently. I might go into hiding***


***heh, you wish

Matt
09-18-2008, 02:41 PM
Whatever, child toucher. Why don't you go touch a child.

Adam
09-18-2008, 02:43 PM
Whatever, child toucher. Why don't you go touch a child.

I am right now!

Matt
09-18-2008, 02:46 PM
Oh. Then whats the problem here?

Adam
09-18-2008, 02:51 PM
Its too old so I've left its wet naked body in a bottle bank

Matt
09-18-2008, 02:52 PM
:eek:

Adam
09-18-2008, 03:01 PM
Yeah, I'm getting quite disturb with myself now - I like a joke but I'm actually a pretty placid person

I hate whites!

P of R
09-18-2008, 03:05 PM
Don't you dare to set foot in my facebook thread again!

Adam
09-18-2008, 03:18 PM
How old are you P&R?

ericlee
09-18-2008, 05:53 PM
"Paedophile" is the correct spelling, don't listen to these morans (http://memewatch.com/thelist/archives/pix/morans.jpg).


ps
Kiddy fiddlers generally don't advertise their status on the internet. Just a heads up, cuz you're probably gonna get raided by SO19 or some shit now.


its what I was thinking. Not the smartest of thread titles.

funk63
09-18-2008, 06:00 PM
Lets see the picture.

Lex Diamonds
09-18-2008, 07:00 PM
How old are you P&R?
Too old for you. Put it this way, he has pubes.

ericlee
09-18-2008, 07:09 PM
Lets see the picture.



How about let's not. Unless you want chris hanson as our newest member.

Matt
09-18-2008, 07:38 PM
Put it this way, he has pubes.

Lucky! Whos pubes are they?

P of R
09-19-2008, 04:19 AM
Paddy's.


Shit I wasn't supposed to say!

Lex Diamonds
09-19-2008, 07:48 AM
WTF, give them back asshole!

mickill
09-19-2008, 10:14 AM
I'm sure this thread seemed like a good idea at the time.

P of R
09-20-2008, 06:59 AM
WTF, give them back asshole!

Sorry I ate them.