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mate_spawn_die
09-19-2008, 02:50 AM
and james taylor! :mad:
Matt
09-19-2008, 02:56 AM
THANK YOU!
Dorothy Wood
09-19-2008, 03:30 AM
ha ha. death to jims!
mate_spawn_die
09-19-2008, 06:28 AM
so i worked at this retail store (too embarassing to name) when i was 18 (but i looked like i was 13)
and i was the cashier. i lived in flordia at the time and the store i worked at was
close to a very large gay resort. all sorts of old men came in all the time flirting with me...
which kinda creeped me out... i guess i was a "twink" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_(gay_slang))
to them or something. i was bored one day and this dude came in and i started to talk about music...
and he mentioned jimmy buffett... i thought it was a casual conversation until he said some thing like
"so... would you like to come over my house? we can listen to jimmy buffett together"...
i was shocked... i was like "uggghhh"... he responds "would that make you uncomfortable?" and
i'm like "ugggh... yeah"... and then i just gave the body language of "get away from me you creepy old parrothead"

so everytime i think of jimmy buffett i think of that guy...
which isn't the only reason i hate jimmy buffett... he just fucking sucks anyway.
Bob
09-19-2008, 08:27 AM
The Twinkie was invented in 1930 and originally contained a banana cream filling, but this was replaced with a vanilla cream filling during a banana shortage caused by World War II.

i never knew that!
TAL
09-19-2008, 10:01 AM
Now the James Taylor story, please.
jabumbo
09-19-2008, 11:46 AM
he's good for elevators
checkyourprez
09-19-2008, 12:01 PM
buffetts ok.


what i have a problem with is him charging $15.99 for a 12 pack of landshark beer. that is out of line. i dont care if it does have a smidgen of jimmys urine in it im not paying that much for any 12 pack.
BangkokB
09-21-2008, 12:03 PM
How did ParrotHeads and James Taylor get looped together I'll never know
JB is a turd that takes too long to come out

However, JT is a Handyman, He's seen Fire & Rain, has Carolina on his Mind, and is a social kinda person in that he wants to Shower the People, He's a Handy Man, loves to see a Smiling Face and Sang the Great "25 6 or 6 to 4"