What have you thrown up on?

[mikizee]

So, what have you thrown up on?

At one party at a friends house, I drank 6 beers, then cask wine all night, then sunk a bong. Suddenly I needed to puke so I asked the host where the toilet was, he pointed at the bathroom door, I ran in and unleashed...

on to the lap of a girl sitting on the toilet. Even worse, it was a girl from my high school who seemed to not like me at all for no reason, for the last few years. She got angry and got up and chased me around the house with her pants down and covered in puke, and I ran through the house and hallways puking everywhere as I went until I got out the door and on to the street where I finished my yack.

That girl DEFINITELY had a reason not to like me after that.

[Matt]

Like, drunk throwing up?

I've never thrown up anywhere special, but once I threw up after drinking, and the only thing I had to eat that day were Nacho Cheese Doritos and Macaroni and Cheese.

Orange puke (y)

[ericlee]

So, what have you thrown up on?

At one party at a friends house, I drank 6 beers, then cask wine all night, then sunk a bong. Suddenly I needed to puke so I asked the host where the toilet was, he pointed at the bathroom door, I ran in and unleashed...

on to the lap of a girl sitting on the toilet. Even worse, it was a girl from my high school who seemed to not like me at all for no reason, for the last few years. She got angry and got up and chased me around the house with her pants down and covered in puke, and I ran through the house and hallways puking everywhere as I went until I got out the door and on to the street where I finished my yack.

That girl DEFINITELY had a reason not to like me after that.

Sorry, just gotta quote one of the greatest things I've read on the internet in a while.

I was gonna share my story but I've got to catch my breath from crying after reading that.

[Gareth]

in a strip club by the stage

[ericlee]

in a pool once, after hooking up with a girl that actually really dug me. We were making out and such and I told her that I'll be back because I had to "pee". Actually I just was about to puke all over her but instead my instincts drove me right to the pool and there went my hotdogs and beer floating in the pool.

She still dug me after that for some reason. She didn't quite dig me after I passed out on the weight bench in the pouring rain.

[Adam]

that was a classic story mikizee!

Most exciting thing I've thrown up on is my jacket. Man I wish I threw up on more girls that I didn't like.

At my old house - I once picked up the cat who was about to throw up on the stairs to throw him out and when you pick up a cat by its stomach then projectile puke is in order and it went all over the kitchen. I wish I just left it on the stairs.

[Matt]

My friend john was drunk and ripped apart my friends printer, threw up in it, and put it back together.

[peterclamp]

My Dad used to manage a local Rockabilly band, he took me and my then girlfriend upto a gig in London to watch them. My girlfriend and I were drinking stupid amounts and smoking (I dont smoke!)...at the end of the gig I was well gone and so we started the drive home, within 5 minutes of our hour long drive I had to ask my Dad to pull over but before he could, I wound the window down and puked BIG time. Half of it went down the side of the car, half went on the interior of the door and splashback onto the back seat.

The car was brand, spanking new...only 3 days old in fact and reasonably expensive...an Alfa Romeo!

I was not his favourite son for quite some time...:(

[Loppfessor]

A few months back I was in UT visiting family that I only see every 3-5 years. I was at a Cinco De Mayo dance with my aunts/uncles, sister, and a bunch of cousins. Since one it was a holiday and two I was with a bunch of crazy Mexican relatives I decided to drink a ton of beer and like 12 shots of Patron....I was really drunk but having a blast.

So bout 4 AM my sister and I are driving back to her place and I ask her to pull over...before she completely stops I'm puking my guts out the window of her 3 week old car. I wound up making it out to the side of the highway but I puked some on the door and the inside of the car. The worst part was that my uncle had given me a few bags of chili to take home with me and some puke backlash got on them. For whatever reason my sister decided to throw them out which I don't get since they were in tightly sealed plastic baggies...ugh

[AceFace]

i've gotten thrown up on... during sex. i was also drunk and laughed at it. it was just so awful i couldn't help but laugh.

[jabumbo]

i think my puke has been pretty well contained, actually. the worst was probably when i was a kid, flying home form london. i was doing great the whole time, and right as we started our descent to land, i hurled all over the aisle, and filled several of those bags they provide.


the really gross shit is talking about how many times me/my stuff has been urinated on across several occasions...

[Randetica]

in my bed and in the middle of the classroom

[Tzar]

i spose the worst place i've chucked up was right outside the door of a nightclub on the busiest clubbing street in the state. it was a power-chunder so i recovered mighty quick and, amazingly, got back in the club straight away. i dunno how the security let me back in. it was in front of everyone; patrons, people trying to get in, staff and taxi drivers...

[ericlee]

My Dad used to manage a local Rockabilly band, he took me and my then girlfriend upto a gig in London to watch them. My girlfriend and I were drinking stupid amounts and smoking (I dont smoke!)...at the end of the gig I was well gone and so we started the drive home, within 5 minutes of our hour long drive I had to ask my Dad to pull over but before he could, I wound the window down and puked BIG time. Half of it went down the side of the car, half went on the interior of the door and splashback onto the back seat.

The car was brand, spanking new...only 3 days old in fact and reasonably expensive...an Alfa Romeo!

I was not his favourite son for quite some time...:(


I've thrown up from a moving car window before. On the way to a bar, I was sitting in the backseat of a Geo Tracker and just wasn't feeling quite to par so I had to push my friend who was in the passanger seat up and let it rip out the window.

The cars behind us were swerving and turning on their windshield wipers.

[Caribou]

I vomited on 2 pilars outside a building. A friend of mine did the other two.

And earlier this year I vomited on my entire bathroom wall. from corner to corner. and then I clogged up the toilet, because in a drunken state I cleaned it up with loaaads of toiletpaper and then the next morning, after waking up with my head in a bin, my entire kitchen was flooded and we all had to clean up at 9 AM with huge hangovers.

[checkyourprez]

So, what have you thrown up on?

At one party at a friends house, I drank 6 beers, then cask wine all night, then sunk a bong. Suddenly I needed to puke so I asked the host where the toilet was, he pointed at the bathroom door, I ran in and unleashed...

on to the lap of a girl sitting on the toilet. Even worse, it was a girl from my high school who seemed to not like me at all for no reason, for the last few years. She got angry and got up and chased me around the house with her pants down and covered in puke, and I ran through the house and hallways puking everywhere as I went until I got out the door and on to the street where I finished my yack.

That girl DEFINITELY had a reason not to like me after that.

That is an AWESOME story man. Congratulations, that is stuff legends are made of.

[Fern]

So, what have you thrown up on?

At one party at a friends house, I drank 6 beers, then cask wine all night, then sunk a bong. Suddenly I needed to puke so I asked the host where the toilet was, he pointed at the bathroom door, I ran in and unleashed...

on to the lap of a girl sitting on the toilet. Even worse, it was a girl from my high school who seemed to not like me at all for no reason, for the last few years. She got angry and got up and chased me around the house with her pants down and covered in puke, and I ran through the house and hallways puking everywhere as I went until I got out the door and on to the street where I finished my yack.

That girl DEFINITELY had a reason not to like me after that.

Hyperboyle.

[MC Moot]

I think were all neglecting that fact that will chucked up breast milk or formula on our Moms,Dads,Aunts,Uncles,Granfolks and random well wishers who found us too unresistable to not pick up...:D

[Dorothy Wood]

I projectile vomited all over a bathroom stall at a bar in windsor, ontario.

it was purple from these stupid fizzy grape alcoholic drink things I had. purple everywhere!

never try to chug a drink when you have to burp. the latent burp finds its way out bringing everything on top of it with it. :( it was almost like putting pop rocks in soda or something. everything just exploded out of my mouth. ha ha.


someone puked on my bare feet once. it was gross.

[Lex Diamonds]

I chucked up out of the window of a moving taxi the last time I vommed. He stopped in the middle of nowhere and made me get out, then when I finished chundering on the pavement he wouldn't let me back in. I managed to convince him by wiping all the puke off the side of his car with my coatsleeve.

Proud times.

[Freebasser]

On my first night at uni, I threw up on a table in the union bar.

That wasn't the worst of it though. I turned to my right to see four hot girls sitting on the table next to me and looking at me with TOTAL DISGUST. The looks of TOTAL DISGUST turned to looks of TOTAL TERROR when I said "hey ladeeesh!" and wiped the puke off the table with my jacket sleeve.

I can still hear the plopping sounds as it hit the floor right by their feet.

Not my best moment. The morning after was pretty disgusting too 8|

[Matt]

This is the best thread ever. Five stars.

[Echewta]

One night I drank too many chocolate martinis and ate too many mini meatballs and felt like I was a pirate ship shooting cannonballs into the toilet. Along with bile and liquor of course. If pirates sailed on a sea of bile and liqour and destroyed enemies with semidigested ground beef rounds from Vons.

[Guy Incognito]

There's some good stories in here.

At my 21st when at college , it was tradition to drink out of this massive boot shaped drink with a concoction paid for by a whip round. I had to try and drink this thing in one and it fucked me right up. Straight to the bog for loads of really loud puking, so loud that the lad who was djing, stopped his records for a minute came in with his mic so that everyone in the bar could hear it.

Also,i lost my voice puking after my stag night and only got it back the day before me wedding.

Apart from one travel sick time when i was a kid and throwing up out the back window of our car thru a town centre, I havent actually thrown up on anything unconventional.

[b-grrrlie]

Once at a friend's party I might have thrown up in his aquarium.
I'm not quite sure, I was too drunk to remember and he never told me.

Once after a tequila binge on the way to where-ever in a speeding taxi which had to slow down in a round-about,
I opened the door, puked out, shut the door, not a drop on the cab.

After a fun night in a night club, on a bus on the way home started feeling sick, my friend pulled out a wine caraff
she'd nicked from the club, I threw up in it, at the next stop she jumped out the bus,
threw it in the dustbin and jumped back on the bus again.



All these things happened in the 80's...

[Dharma]

Fuck ...
I don't even know where to start ...

Ok ...

Top three:

1. Throwing up red wine/chocolate cake all over my ex-boyfriends mom's house white Berber carpet bolting for the bathroom. It looked like someone was murdered and dragged through the house.

2. In the passenger seat of my ex-boyfriends car, while he is speeding 100 miles per hour ... I roll down my window to get fresh air ...and I vomit all over my two friends in the back seat. Velocity rules, they were covered.

3. I puked on Sylvester Stallons patio after seeing him walking around his house naked on the beach.

[ericlee]

One night I drank too many chocolate martinis and ate too many mini meatballs and felt like I was a pirate ship shooting cannonballs into the toilet. Along with bile and liquor of course. If pirates sailed on a sea of bile and liqour and destroyed enemies with semidigested ground beef rounds from Vons.



Haha!

I once got extra high with a bunch of friends and we decided to have a peanut butter eating contest.

I ate the most but I ran to the bathroom and puked a softball sized peanut butter ball and it made the water from the toilet splash me in the face due to force behind it.

[Fern]

One night I drank too many chocolate martinis and ate too many mini meatballs and felt like I was a pirate ship shooting cannonballs into the toilet. Along with bile and liquor of course. If pirates sailed on a sea of bile and liqour and destroyed enemies with semidigested ground beef rounds from Vons.

Gayest.

[monkey]

i got off the 6 train in the south bronx after midnight so i could throw up on the platform, and then got back on the train. this was after i had sprained my ankle and drank away the pain. SOOOO CLASSY.

oh, and that time i threw up on 34th st and 6th ave, right on the corner, into a trash can at 8 am. also classy. that was just cause i was sick though. no alcohol involved in that smooth move.

[hellojello]

Other than the out the car window chunder I haven't thrown up on anything interesting ... roads, pavements, lots of toilets..
my thrown up by association moment was when I gave my ex a tube of sherbet, which apparently he'd never had before... rather than dippin the liquorish in he just poured the whole contents straight into his mouth...then he started coughin and next think he's in the corner of the tram throwin up masses and masses of white foam. it looked like he was a junkie o'ding. it was pretty funny.

[Chicka B]

never try to chug a drink when you have to burp. the latent burp finds its way out bringing everything on top of it with it. :( it was almost like putting pop rocks in soda or something. everything just exploded out of my mouth. ha ha.


Haaah I done that before. I was just finishing a can of rootbeer and my friend was like "wow, you drank that quick." and I started laughing and puked it all back up, it was like foam and didn't even feel like I was throwin up. O_o

Umm, I puked upside down like 70 feet in the air on a ride that looked like this. (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2351/2165421068_8b03a417b0_o.jpg) I felt a bit queezy but didn't think it'd actually happen, then after goin around 10 times in a row and pausing at the top...up came my funnel cake/flamin hot cheetos/mountain dew. :(

[checkyourprez]

Haaah I done that before. I was just finishing a can of rootbeer and my friend was like "wow, you drank that quick." and I started laughing and puked it all back up, it was like foam and didn't even feel like I was throwin up. O_o

Umm, I puked upside down like 70 feet in the air on a ride that looked like this. (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2351/2165421068_8b03a417b0_o.jpg) I felt a bit queezy but didn't think it'd actually happen, then after goin around 10 times in a row and pausing at the top...up came my funnel cake/flamin hot cheetos/mountain dew. :(

i hate those things.

[mikizee]

Hmmmm yeahhh I kinda puked in my bed the other night. I was absolutely fucking hammered. Hadn't eaten all day then had 2 jagers, 4 jacks and cokes then almost a whole bottle of vodka. I went from being completely coherent and normal to stumbling slurring and falling over within a matter of minutes.

I woke up the next day and wondered why have my bed sheets been stripped? I asked my housemate and he goes 'ohhhhhh you dont remember? you were yelling that you chucked in yr bed then you dragged the sheets to the laundry and puked in the toilet for a solid 45 minutes. And you were butt naked.'

Consequently I feel like ratshit right now.

[Echewta]

Nice to know I still turn you on Fern.

[cosmo105]

a couple of years ago i thought it'd be a great idea to have a wine party for my birthday. a bottle and a half and a jessica on the floor later and i was told the next morning i was puking into a trash can from the bathroom, which was handed to me with the words "here, use this bucket" and i said "i has a bucket" and proceeded to ralph into it. and was adamant about the fact that although it LOOKED like strawberry jam, it wasn't. other than that, i've been good about puke. although once at another party i thought i had peed myself after everyone had left - but it turned out i had just sat in a puddle of someone's spilled drink, washed my underwear out in the sink, and put them BACK on and sat in a chair alone where i woke up several hours later VERY confused.

oh, and once years and years ago i was taking some gnarly antibiotics (as well as that uti stuff that turns your pee/everything bright orange) that made me really queasy and puked right into a trash can outside a supermarket in west palm beach, florida, in the middle of the morning. a well-dressed woman happened to be walking by and worriedly asked if i was ok as i was horking neon orange and yellow bile into the can. i wiped my mouth and whimpered my condition and she nervously laughed she knew what that was like and scampered away. my finest hour.

[skra75]

I have thrown up in an art museum bathroom. It was pure alchohol and I pity the bastard that had to clean it up. Imagine that - you get a gig cleaning the Museum Bathroom and then you go in one day lay-de-dah and POW there is a bunch of grain alcohol and bile everywhere in the stall

[Matt]

I have thrown up in an art museum bathroom. It was pure alchohol and I pity the bastard that had to clean it up. Imagine that - you get a gig cleaning the Museum Bathroom and then you go in one day lay-de-dah and POW there is a bunch of grain alcohol and bile everywhere in the stall

that reminds me. I live in Detroit, so when the Detroit Institute Of Art opened back up last year, they decided to throw a big party and keep the museum open all night. I thought it would be cool to go, so me and my friends roll up in there at like 2 a.m. and find that the museum has been converted in a club, basically. Pretty inappropriate for a museum. The bathroom smelled like bile.

As much as I didn't like it, I stayed till 6:30am (y)

[skra75]

haha I wish I was there but nah the time I did that it was in the middle of the day. :(

[insertnamehere]

I once chugged appx 10 beers, then passed out in my friends bed. He went to sleep on the floor and woke up to the sound of splashing and gurgling. He drug me to the shower semi-conscious still puking everywhere, so I vomited all over his bed and probably all down the hall. He put me in the shower and stayed with me to keep me awake and such while his roommate cleaned up. He took my shirt off and threw it away and gave me one of his. After they got the room fairly clean and the mattres flipped they put me back to bed and everyone went to sleep.

I then woke up at 6 in the morning in front of one of the convenience stores on campus with no pants on. I just sat there for awhile, still drunk, and not knowing what to do. A lady there to open the store asked me if I was ok. I said I was and she left me alone. I tried to call the friend and got no answer. I walked back to his apartment, still with no pants on, and got back in his bed. I found my pants but i didn't put them on cause they were muddy. He woke me up in the morning to make me go to a test that I had. I told him what happened and he didn't believe me, till he found my pants and saw that he has a missed call from me at the time I said. He gave me a pair of his pants. I went and took my test. I was still drunk. I realized walking to class that I had dried vomit in my hair and in my ears. I went to my test anyway, wearing mens clothes and covered in vomit. Walking down the stairs of the 300 person lecture hall to turn my test in was a challenge. I made a 20 on that test, and failed chemistry that semester because of it.

So to conclude, I threw up on fucking everything. I feel like the amount of puke was really disproportionate to the amount that I drank. I dunno. I gave the guy a new set of sheets though.
I gave the guy a new set of sheets though.

[russhie]

Last night after champagne, 2 week old goon, vodka pineapple, vodka cranberry, jagerbombs, quick fucks and sweet jesus shots my housemate threw up on a NAB ATM outside the club we were at, it was pretty awesome.

I am very sick today :(

[Bob]

"upon what have you thrown?"

you ended your sentence with not one, but two prepositions

god

[mikizee]

preposition THIS

[hitmonlee]

well apart from all the times it occurred when i was a baby...

i threw up on my mum when i was about 16, from dexies. i'd been talking shit and acting weird all night, and i was heading off to hide in my room cos i felt sick, kissed my mum goodnight and then as i turned to go to my room, projectile vomited all over her.
not good.
anyway, i throw up a lot. like crazy amounts. can throw up from painkillers very easy, also rum in very small amounts, food that smells funny, anxiety... i can pretty much make myself throw up. if i have a hangover its a really gross 8 hour vomiting marathon... anyway...

many a time in those huge green bins at festivals. just walk over, spew, move along quickly before security sees.
one time around the back of a building using empty cups to vomit in, so i didnt have to go over to the bushes where security was. filled quite a few. gross. that was rum.
on myself in bed a few times... waking up in your own vomit is a pretty major wakeup call. thats how people die.

my brother did the vomit into the wind from a boat once. hit my cousin in the face :D

[mikizee]

Have I already told my gone-unconscious-and-almost-died-from-vomiting-in-my-sleep story?

[Kid Presentable]

I think everybody has one of those, Michael. Let's just keep with the taking interest in other people's stories.

[Lex Diamonds]

Actually I'd quite like to hear it. Ignore him Mike he's just jealous of your potently blossoming thread.

[Lo_Lyfe]

Actually I'd quite like to hear it. Ignore him Mike he's just jealous of your potently blossoming thread.

Yeah sorry, Mike. Padster the salty female is right. And I like chicks so let her have her way.

Here's mine; I woke up gargling on vomit once. I'd been on a 24 hour bender and passed out in the kitchen of our flat at about 2pm on Sunday. I woke up in my bed at 3am with vomit in my throat and I couldn't breath. When I realised what was happening it all blasted out of my nose and all over my pillows. At the same time my nose started bleeding. I went back to sleep in this slippery mess of fluids. It was great.

Another fine moment came from vomiting on the feet of people waiting in line at a nightclub, as I walked up the street, hands in pocket. Turn to the right, yack, cue shrieks and wails of disgust. And I vomited on somebody's dog once. I didn't have any chips to give it, I guess. :(