UNI, YAAAAAY!

[Lex Diamonds]

WOO UNIVERSITY

[mikizee]

yay

[camo]

What are you studying?

[Lex Diamonds]

I can't remember, I pretty much closed my eyes and jabbed my finger on the subject list. Just cracked my first beer of the day though!

UNI, WOOOOOO!

[camo]

Good luck with studying for your BA (hons) in African Heritage then. Thats gonna be some career (y)

[Lex Diamonds]

I just checked, it's a vocational course in Big Pimpin'.

[camo]

So whereas most people will be spending money on books and stationary, you'll be out buying a cane, a golden goblet and a purple velour suit (y)

[Lex Diamonds]

Nah I'll be at home drinking Hennessy from a golden chalice, my bitches will be out buying that shit for me. (y)

[camo]

church

[na§tee]

are you in halls? is it freshers' week? do you have any really shit bands playing but it's okay because the booze is really fucking cheap and they give you paper bags full of condoms?

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah, I'm on Frenchay campus. It's like being at a holiday camp, loads of sick bars and everybody is constantly on it! Only been into town twice but that seems pretty cool too.

Anyway, gotta roll to my mates for some spliffs and Xbox. Peace losers!

[jabumbo]

so that makes you what? 18? 19?

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm actually 13 but they recognised me as a gifted child and fast-tracked me through the education system. (y)

[Dharma]

I feel like a pervert now...thanks Jabumbo.

[voltanapricot]

Oh poopers I wish I could start uni again, being a fresh fresher is a bit awesome. Congrats Padster (y)

What uni are you at?

[ToucanSpam]

What's with the blasts from the past this last week?:confused:

[voltanapricot]

Blast from the past? Did Matt fart?

[Matt]

*fart

[Adam]

Sheffield is funkin horrible atm. Students are everywhere, swearing, littering, buying lamps?!?!?, paying by card at the bar everytime and not getting cash back. Soon some of these willk be working in bars pouring out crap pints of guinness. Its a hidious cycle that won't go away for 9 months!

I used to like the students coming but not now FAF* week is a million miles away from where I want to be these days.

*Fuck a Fresher for those who don't live in a student city

[Matt]

*Fuck a Fresher

Hey, now. That doesn't sound so bad(y)

[voltanapricot]

Oh god Adam I'm a student in Sheffield (except I'm working away this year) and I miss it so much. The Carling Academy, Leadmill, the accent, fear of getting mugged walking along The Moor... <3

[ToucanSpam]

Next thing you know sercomj will be posting in this thread. And faithbanks will be back.

[voltanapricot]

Yeah well it's just while I'm waiting on a phone call.

[ToucanSpam]

Please don't leave.

[Matt]

Please don't leave.

(y)

[Adam]

Oh god Adam I'm a student in Sheffield (except I'm working away this year) and I miss it so much. The Carling Academy, Leadmill, the accent, fear of getting mugged walking along The Moor... <3

Sorry, I'm not insulting any1 its just that there is 200,000 more people in Sheffield all with parents. Sheffield is not prepared or organise to deal with it and it becomes an awful week where its hard to go about daily drinking business without wanting to pick up a sword and just make life a bit nicer! I don't tho - I just spike their drink!

[jabumbo]

faithbanks? oh shit. for real?

[voltanapricot]

Sorry, I'm not insulting any1 its just that there is 200,000 more people in Sheffield all with parents. Sheffield is not prepared or organise to deal with it and it becomes an awful week where its hard to go about daily drinking business without wanting to pick up a sword and just make life a bit nicer! I don't tho - I just spike their drink!

Why would anyone be insulted? It was only a wee personal comment. I'm pretty sure students don't drink EVERYWHERE there is to drink in a uni city and if they do it's only for the first month or so because they don't have a bloody clue about where to go/where's cheap/has good music etc. Where do you drink?

[Adam]

My main local is the Sheaf View. Its not a student area but people come from miles around to go there.

I was in the Red Deer today which is in StudentVille but is not visited by students cus its a little hidden gem (kinda)

I'm old to - @ 28 all I want to do is have a comfortable seat and a nice ale, no new music and just some good company.

[voltanapricot]

I was in the Red Deer today which is in StudentVille but is not visited by students cus its a little hidden gem (kinda)
Cool. I'm going to tell everyone about it, thanks for the heads up!

[Adam]

hehe, well we took a german student there today. He had a bag full of condoms!

[jabumbo]

I'm old to - @ 28 all I want to do is have a comfortable seat and a nice ale, no new music and just some good company.

those 18/19 year old tarts don't please you anymore?

[Adam]

those 18/19 year old tarts don't please you anymore?

Not really. I'm a snob. I will take a 35 year old tart over an 18 year old tart any day of the week. Talking to young girls these days apart from a few I find pretty annoying.

[ToucanSpam]

Not really. I'm a snob. I will take a 35 year old tart over an 18 year old tart any day of the week. Talking to young girls these days apart from a few I find pretty annoying.

An 18 year old tart will:

1. be eager to go
2. be more likely to be not wrinkly
3. be up for anything
4. fuck you

A 35 year old tart will:

1. know what she's doing
2. make love to you
3. be more experienced



Tough call, tough call.

[camo]

Like you guys know :rolleyes:

[roosta]

we need spacemonkey NOW

[jackrock]

An 18 year old tart will:

1. be eager to go
2. be more likely to be not wrinkly
3. be up for anything
4. fuck you

A 35 year old tart will:

1. know what she's doing
2. make love to you
3. be more experienced



Tough call, tough call.



Hmm this is interesting. Who is more likely to have an STI? On one hand you have the experienced 35 year old, or the wild 18 year old up for anything.

[Freebasser]

we need spacemonkey NOW

Avast ye, young squab. Mop the poop deck, for the Good Ship Teh, she sets sail, with her Cap'n SpaceMonkey at the helm. Yaharrr!

[Dharma]

Like you guys know :rolleyes:

*statement includes Bob

[ToucanSpam]

Hmm this is interesting. Who is more likely to have an STI? On one hand you have the experienced 35 year old, or the wild 18 year old up for anything.

Both.

[Adam]

Well first of all, I don't like calling any1 a slut. Especially some1 who has had sex with me because that makes me feel bad and I dunno what that makes me if that is what I go for?

I'm not a male whore either, I'm pretty damn shy and I don't come out of my shell until I know some1. I can't get to know young women whose mind is scattered all over the place and will be texting and telling their friends on every move you make and then giggle. Its just a complete turn off for me which apart from depressed women, most <=23 year olds are like that in my experience. The depressed young women I mentioned are normally the intelligent ones and who are the coolest but then they are mopey and I don't like dealing with 'issues' on a firt date or meeting. So that is why I don't go for younger women.

When some1 is >= 25 then I like them more, they have realised that life is sh!t at times and are happy with that, they've done most the drugs they want to do, know what they can handle and won't ask for something bright orange in a bottle at £3.50 with lb of sugar in. They are happy to chill and sex is nice, its not frantic, its not dull, its not full of apologies and they've always been the better sex for me. Wrinkles (for me) are ok, so is a bit of fat (if you was wondering what so called 'faults' you might pick out). The fact that these women won't pick up their phone in the middle of an orgasm to text an ex they are having one with some fat guy is a bigger turn on for me that a young girl who may just will.

Sorry to go on - but I would say to all the guys out there who fancy the older women then go for it! Sod what your friends will say, at least they'll be cool with your friends and can talk 20 minutes without mentioning shoes.

Ok, so now my sexual habits are on the interwebs.

[Lex Diamonds]

An 18 year old tart will:

1. be eager to go
2. be more likely to be not wrinkly
3. be up for anything
4. fuck you

A 35 year old tart will:

1. know what she's doing
2. make love to you
3. be more experienced



Tough call, tough call.
Since when were you the authority on women of all ages? I'd rather take sex advice from Josef Fritzl.


ps
Adam, this is my WOO UNIVERSITY thread not some homotional group therapy session. Save that shit for the Desperate Housewives message board.

[Adam]

^^ Yeah, I digress often. All started with how much I dislike new 1st year students. In a month, most of them will be selling their kindneys to pay their rent - WOO!

I'm blaming Toucan tho, he took it the extra step!

[ToucanSpam]

Assholes.

[Randetica]

LEAVE JOSEF FRITZL ALONE!!!

what did that man do to you? (besides loosing up your anal canal and slaughtering down your whole family )

[ToucanSpam]

He was Austrian, wasn't he?

[Guy Incognito]

I cant believe there is a uni devoted to one filmmaker.


Seriously though, have a good time but at the risk of sounding like me dad, do some work as well. I partied for 3 years at uni, left with a lot of debt, addictions and nay qualifications. Had a great time but regret it massively now.

[Randetica]

He was Austrian, wasn't he?

all good people come from austria

[Dharma]

Since when were you the authority on women of all ages? I'd rather take sex advice from Josef Fritzl.


ps
Adam, this is my WOO UNIVERSITY thread not some homotional group therapy session. Save that shit for the Desperate Housewives message board.

Baahaahaa