Clever people's assistance requested...

[Loppfessor]

So I'm starting a new game in my shop called Phrase of the day...basically a lot of our work requires us calling customers and helping them with their computer issues. The way the game works is that we choose a phrase of the day and the first person to work it into a conversation with a customer wins...but it has to make sense or at least fit in with the rest of the conversation. You can't just randomly say the phrase. Anywho...I need some phrases, lay it on me

[camo]

C:/DOS/RUN RUN/DOS/RUN!

"A boat's a boat, but the Mystery Box could be anything! It could even be a boat!" - Yeah a quote but it still would be funny for someone to do that.

Phrase then....hmmmm... 'A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush'. Then you can point at someone and snigger coz they said bush.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

"Kind words butter no parsnips"

[Loppfessor]

not too bad so far...keep em coming

[camo]

can you use quotes? I'm sure a funny computer related quote would be better.

[Loppfessor]

no no...it doesn't have to be computer related at all. In fact I'd prefer that it wasn't. We are often times on the phone with these people for long periods of time so we do tend to converse about all sorts of crap

[Waus]

"Don't take any wooden nickels!"

and

"I guess no news is good news!"
:rolleyes:

[ToucanSpam]

"The early bird gets the worm"

"When in Rome..."


Lame, but sayings you could easily use to win.

[Fern]

If the shoe fits......

You say tomato, I say tomato....

What What, In the butt....

[Loppfessor]

LOL thanks guys but also it doesn't have to be like a known saying or phrase you can make up almost anything that's not just jibberish and use that too...

[Freebasser]

Erectile disfunction.

[Matt]

Male Enhancement.

[ToucanSpam]

Well slap my testicles and call me a gimp.

[Knuckles]

If it's got a saddle ride it.

[Audio.]

They say hunger is the best spice...

err I dunno.

[Knuckles]

Ya gotta' live like a magic fish.

[cookiepuss]

you totally stole this idea/concept from Supper Troopers, Meow!

[Matt]

repeatedly call people "Pep Pep" and "Pepper" (y)

[camo]

Well slap my testicles and call me a gimp.

You do realise that this will probably be used against you at some point? :D

Pre-empt a comeback!!!

[roosta]

you totally stole this idea/concept from Supper Troopers, Meow!

That's the best one yet.

[Guy Incognito]

hmmm it does go well with the chicken


these are not the droids you're looking for


my names paul and this is between y'all.


All completely unoriginal

[Matt]

recite this entire thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdfsYE7MJMY

[camo]

these are not the droids you're looking for

WINNER!

[Guy Incognito]

"Thats about as much use to me as breasts on a goldfish"

[Loppfessor]

you totally stole this idea/concept from Supper Troopers, Meow!

Actually when I was home two weeks ago my best friend told me they play it at his office...so I stole it from him but he may have stolen it from that movie it's been a while since I saw it. Either way it's still fun!

[wanton wench]

"well, that will roll over like a fart in a church house"

"is this the party to whom i am speaking"

"what? you want i should shoot him?"

:D

[Guy Incognito]

more unoriginal and unusable stuff:

i paid a pound for these underpants and i've got 50 pence worth stuck up me arse.


as of now your skills mean precisely dick

[ericlee]

ericlee's rudder nuts are stuck in the hard drive again.

[Dorothy Wood]

i paid a pound for these underpants and i've got 50 pence worth stuck up me arse.



lol, I'm totally going to use that in real life. *hopes for a wedgie*

[ericlee]

use the dickfor reference.

[Bob]

could you please pass the jelly!

[milleson]

You: Boot and Reboot were in a boat. Boot fell out. Who's left?

Unsuspecting rube: Reboot

You: Boot and Reboot were in a boat. Boot fell out. Who's left?

[jackrock]

...and felt like I was a pirate ship shooting cannonballs into the toilet.

[Bob]

i was drinking chocolate martinis and

[Guy Incognito]

lol, I'm totally going to use that in real life. *hopes for a wedgie*


(y)

I'd like to say it was all my own work but its from The Royle Family - really funny uk sitcom about a family who sit in front of the telly all day.

[ericlee]

i was drinking chocolate martinis and

yelled "capn morgan chipsahoy!!" before I was blindfolded and walked to the plank. Yarrgh!

[Myu-to]

Not in my store you won't.

Who do I have to blow to get a blow job around here?

Puss and blood...the usual.

If I only had a hammer big enough.

Nipple ring? More like nipple rung.

Behold, the power of cheese.