View Full Version : I feel like I got man raped in my sleep
adam_f
09-25-2008, 09:46 AM
My left ball hurts and it hurts to open my mouth. Didn't hurt yesterday at all, but when I woke up, I was in a world of hurt.
Congrats jabumbo. You finally had your way with me.
monkey
09-25-2008, 09:48 AM
oh. it wasnt jabumbo. sorry.:o
Have you been riding a bike with a small seat and eating grisly steak?
MC Moot
09-25-2008, 09:58 AM
I'm not as familiar with the symptoms of man rape as you,fortunately...however my diagnosis is the mumps...:D
adam_f
09-25-2008, 10:12 AM
Originally posted by monkey
oh. it wasnt jabumbo. sorry.:p
Well, in that case, I got the best raping I ever got last night.
ToucanSpam
09-25-2008, 10:15 AM
It was me.
jabumbo
09-25-2008, 10:16 AM
i was just the guy with the keys
i spent the whole night in the laundry room with your mom
adam_f
09-25-2008, 10:23 AM
Originally posted by jabumbo
i was just the guy with the keys
i spent the whole night in the laundry room with your mom
I was wondering why she seemed disappointed at breakfast this morning.
I was wondering why she seemed disappointed at breakfast this morning.
ha ha :D
jabumbo
09-25-2008, 10:36 AM
well, its all in the name of making your dad happy. i can't help it if my perfomance suffers a bit due to her enormous demands....
adam_f
09-25-2008, 10:45 AM
Originally posted by jabumbo
well, its all in the name of making your dad happy. i can't help it if my perfomance suffers a bit due to her enormous demands....
You sleep with my dad too, slick? It's cool, I don't judge people.
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