eughhh, bloood

[Dorothy Wood]

today at work I accidentally pinched my pinky finger in a mechanism thingy so hard it squeezed and split my skin open. eww. kind like a blood blister, but it squished it so hard it burst and tore open all at once and started gushing. BLOOOOOD.

I wish I had a good enough camera to take a picture. good thing pinkys are good for nothing.

[funk63]

Dont take this the wrong way but that story kinda turned me on.

[Matt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fVDGu82FeQ

[Bob]

one time i crushed my finger in a potato slicer (a grid of blades that turns a whole potato into french fry shaped slices). it was the dull end but it still turned my fingernail purple for like a month

i told people i crushed it in a car door because i liked to lie

[Dorothy Wood]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fVDGu82FeQ


NOT FUNNNAYYY!!

no, actually, it was funny.



bob, I thought you were going to say you sliced your fingers into french fries. I assumed too quickly. god job on the lying though, smashing your finger in a car door is way cooler. especially if it's a ferrari car door.