OH SHIT

[Dorothy Wood]

I think the cats have learned how to turn doorknobs! I was just sitting here in my room with the door closed and my doorknob started turning back and forth a little and I was like, "oh shit, wtf?" and I was going to get my samurai sword, but decided to grab some air freshener instead to spray like a burglar or a ghost in the face.

anyway, I carefully opened the door with my dukes up and who was sitting there, but the cats. they were like, "what?" and walked in my room. assholes.

[Matt]

This is nothing to worry about. Just wait till they learn to use the can opener!

GARFIELD, YOU DUMMY! :D

[befsquire]

it was probably some malevolent spirit and your cats were just trying to play it off like all is cool.

[Videodrome]

haha, you don't really have a samurai sword.

[b i o n i c]

I was going to get my samurai sword, but decided to grab some air freshener instead to spray like a burglar or a ghost in the face.

lol

[kaiser soze]

I think they were coming in to steal your soul like in that movie with Drew Barrymore

so watch the fuck out!

[Dorothy Wood]

haha, you don't really have a samurai sword.

I don't?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v350/sarkyd/emosword.jpg

[Bob]

I don't?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v350/sarkyd/emosword.jpg

careful, you just gave toucanspam a boner

[TurdBerglar]

me too

[Dharma]

I would hit it.

[na§tee]

excellent. i'll come over with my nunchucks one day, sarks, and we can pretend at being female humanoid non-teenage mutant (hero) turtles.

the cat i am currently looking after over here can turn door knobs too. he also snores in his sleep. it is quite unnerving.

[jackrock]

I think the cats have learned how to turn doorknobs!
Oh dear god.


We've been too busy planning for zombies. I'm stocking up on Bactine and band-aids, I suggest everyone do the same.

[MagicSpork]

So, uhhh...any pics of you holding a chainsaw?

[paul jones]

I don't?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v350/sarkyd/emosword.jpg

mmmmmmmm nice(y)

[MC Moot]

Our cat uses the paw under door technique,jiggle,jiggle,open sesame...a little like this... ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqYS8eflN-M)(y)

[paul jones]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YLDbGqJ2KYk&feature=related

fuck there's tons of cats on youtube

[Videodrome]

I don't?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v350/sarkyd/emosword.jpg
whoa! (y)