No skinny chicks...

[MC Moot]

This is just a shout out to the female ass…the junk in da trunk,the ba dunk a dunk,the booty,the baby’s who got back,the heiny,the money maker,all about the funk for your derriere,right cheek,left cheek,walk that way…you look incredible...(y)

[AceFace]

WHEE! yay! i love this thread!

[monkey]

thanks!


hahahahahahaha

[MC Moot]

You see,there was dame this morning and she was all left, right, left, right…Boom! Bang! Boom! Bang!...ohhhh soooo bountiful…and she owned it you know?…I can’t wait to get home to it tonight!....:D


Some like'em fat, some like'em tall
Some like'em short, skinny legs and all
I like'em all, huh, I like'em proud
And when they walk
You know they draw a crowd
See, you got to have a mother for me
Popcorn!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUU87ICh3XU

[camo]

3 cheers for girls with ay-uus

[Matt]

Booty Buttcheeks.


Awesome.

[MC Moot]

3 cheers for girls with ay-uus

right then,for I am a jolly good fellow...

Hip Hip Hooray!

Hip Hip Hooray!

Hip Hip Hooray!

[HEIRESS]

bestbadonkadonksongiveheardinawhile (http://discodust.kalorie.org/Hot%20Pink%20Delorean%20-%20Badonkadonk.mp3)

I played it at a wedding recently and it went over well.

my ass is why ive never taken up running.
its just not fun having a bum with a 1 second delay as you run, that shit just doesnt feel right swaying around all out of control.

[Matt]

HIP HOP HOORAY

HO

HAY

HO

Now, if you'll excuse me, the episode of Tom and Jerry where they're the Three Musketeers is on. When I come back, all the fine ladies should have posted pictures of their fine asses.

[AceFace]

bestbadonkadonksongiveheardinawhile (http://discodust.kalorie.org/Hot%20Pink%20Delorean%20-%20Badonkadonk.mp3)

I played it at a wedding recently and it went over well.

my ass is why ive never taken up running.
its just not fun having a bum with a 1 second delay as you run, that shit just doesnt feel right swaying around all out of control.

agreed! i'm taking a pretty intense exercise class at the gym, and my booty is all OVER the place. not comfortable.

[monkey]

agreed! i'm taking a pretty intense exercise class at the gym, and my booty is all OVER the place. not comfortable.

i find that motion... reassuring. i know it's all jelly and fat but it's fun. i like having a part of my body (or several, as my thighs are even jigglier) thats jiggly beyond my control. hahahaha.

[MC Moot]

*envisions Monkey,Aceface and HEIRESS all lined up on 3 seperate treadmills,workin it...and they all have their hair in a pony tail,probably with Ipods on,little trickle of sweat where lower back meets bum..."Hi there,my names Moot,would you care for protein a smoothie?"*

:o

[AceFace]

:) i'd have tiny pigtails.

[jabumbo]

i think my preference is for more mid sized booties. although i tend to go towards those running types who usually run on the small and tight side. mmm mmmm good.

[Matt]

i think my preference is for more mid sized booties. although i tend to go towards those running types who usually run on the small and tight side. mmm mmmm good.

That's crazy.

Tits and ass all the way (y)

[kaiser soze]

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or was it

(_=O=_)

[Knuckles]

*envisions Monkey,Aceface and HEIRESS all lined up on 3 seperate treadmills,workin it...and they all have their hair in a pony tail,probably with Ipods on,little trickle of sweat where lower back meets bum..."Hi there,my names Moot,would you care for protein a smoothie?"*

:o

wow. perviest post ever!

[AceFace]

the man's got a vivid imagination and he's horny! give him a break!

[Knuckles]

the man's got a vivid imagination and he's horny! give him a break!

I don't think I'm the one he wants to give him a break.

Although, I've got a pretty nice booty if I do say so myself.

Maybe if I tied my beard into a pony tail and shaved my ass I could be on a fourth treadmill?

Wadda ya say pervboy?

[AceFace]

i like dudes with nice asses. get on up there and run for me. :p

[MC Moot]

the man's got a vivid imagination and he's horny! give him a break!


This is very true...however I require no breaks...cause I just made a date for sushi and sake tonight...and afterwords their will be nakid wrasslin galore,this I can assure...;)

[taquitos]

poor skinny chicks :(

[MC Moot]

I don't think I'm the one he wants to give him a break.

Although, I've got a pretty nice booty if I do say so myself.

Maybe if I tied my beard into a pony tail and shaved my ass I could be on a fourth treadmill?

Wadda ya say pervboy?

You'll need a shave and a haircut tramp...

[monkey]

you know, a really nice tushie on a guy is awesome. and big thighs... so nice!

[mikizee]

After going to the gym 5 times a week for 6 weeks, running 3 miles then doing 30 squats on a smith machine with a 80 pound bar each time, my ass is hotter than the surface of the sun.

[AceFace]

i'm still waiting for that picture!

[AceFace]

you know, a really nice tushie on a guy is awesome. and big thighs... so nice!
soccer legs! YES!

[ScarySquirrel]

bestbadonkadonksongiveheardinawhile (http://discodust.kalorie.org/Hot%20Pink%20Delorean%20-%20Badonkadonk.mp3)

I played it at a wedding recently and it went over well.
I can see why... this song was pretty damn fun.

[ToucanSpam]

I think I'll jump on the bandwagon here and say I've dated a couple of dancers who had asses tighter than a snare drum, but the best moments were with one particular girl who had some amazing hips and an ass to die for.


Women with hips=winwinwinwin for me/you/everyone.

[Dharma]

Skinny girls can have ass too, ya know.

[Randetica]

i wish i had more ass but instead im just having a boring white girl ass

[TurdBerglar]

this is my kind of thread (y)

[beastieboysbaby]

me neither. but im 15.

[sjp]

someone needs to start a booty thread in sure shots.

[Kid Presentable]

Skinny girls can have ass too, ya know.

Yes mostly it's found in what they say.

[russhie]

I get the feeling that when a guy says "I LOVE A GIRL WITH SOME ASS" the girls who are whooping away at this statement have a very different idea of the ass he likey.

[mikizee]

i'm still waiting for that picture!

Hmmm sending half naked photos to a married woman just doesn't sit right iwht me.

Fully naked however is another story.

[AceFace]

^ haha. i meant the pics of your exercise progression, remember, you were gonna post some...

[AceFace]

I get the feeling that when a guy says "I LOVE A GIRL WITH SOME ASS" the girls who are whooping away at this statement have a very different idea of the ass he likey.
i think you're wrong... i think i know just what kinda ass i have and i know what kinda men like it.

*including my husboo.

[mikizee]

^ haha. i meant the pics of your exercise progression, remember, you were gonna post some...

ahhh yes I was wasnt i

[Randetica]

someone needs to start a booty thread in sure shots.

yeah, the sure shots forum needs 15 more ass threads

[Dharma]

I am happy the days of girls degrading themselves with T & A photos is over.

[Randetica]

I am happy the days of girls degrading themselves with T & A photos is over.

im glad i only played in the A-team

[NoFenders]

I am happy the days of girls degrading themselves with T & A photos is over.


When did that happen?? I go to FL every year for the month of March, and have seen no decrease in booty and tit action. As a matter of fact it gets worse/better every year. Girls with low self esteem are in abundance here and everywhere.

:confused:

[Dharma]

I was referring to Sure Shots weirdo ...are you on drugs?

[funk63]

I am happy the days of girls degrading themselves with T & A photos is over.

(n)

[Dharma]

How come the guys on this board never made an Ab and Ass thread for guys?

Huh? ...why not?

Instead we were graced with littlej's boobies shots weekly.

Shut up and sit down.

[funk63]

How come the guys on this board never made an Ab and Ass thread for guys?

Huh? ...why not?

Instead we were graced with littlej's boobies shots weekly.

Shut up and sit down.

If i had a camera I would hell Id post naked pictures if theyd let me.

[TAL]

I posted in the ass thread.

[b-grrrlie]

My ex had the cutest butt ever...

[NoFenders]

I was referring to Sure Shots weirdo ...are you on drugs?

Why...ya got some?

:)

[NoFenders]

How come the guys on this board never made an Ab and Ass thread for guys?

Huh? ...why not?

Instead we were graced with littlej's boobies shots weekly.

Shut up and sit down.

Oh, it was the girls who made the T&A threads?? I'm so confused. Must be the drugs.

:)

[NoFenders]

My ex had the cutest butt ever...

Why'd you let that ass go???


:confused:

[b-grrrlie]

Why'd you let that ass go???


:confused:
The owner of the ass didn't wanna spend time with me sober, and I got tired of him being drunk...

[NoFenders]

The owner of the ass didn't wanna spend time with me sober, and I got tired of him being drunk...

Ugh! I hate that shit. There's not one drunk ass that's worth fighting for. Not one.

[Matt]

Instead we were graced with littlej's boobies shots weekly.

Shut up and sit down.

yeah...where did she go? (y)







:D






:eek:






:(

[Dharma]

I think she might Santa ... She pops up a month before Christmas ... Does her secret santa thread and bails.

Come to think of it ...Seth does resemble and elf.

Hmm.

[TAL]

She didn't last year.

[jabumbo]

i think you should revive the ass thread, dharma! you would be a wonderful addition to the current collection!

[Dharma]

I have a great picture were my ass looks very plump ...but, I am not posting it.

[jabumbo]

PM me please and thank you

[Randetica]

no one had a chance on zorra's azz (y)

[Dharma]

All I seen in the "I have a crush" thread are lean females, where are the fatty girl pictures?

[HEIRESS]

alot of woman have titties and asses as sha-blow as celebrities. its just that sometimes whats in between the two isnt all that "lean"

an insignificant detail I say.

[Randetica]

All I seen in the "I have a crush" thread are lean females, where are the fatty girl pictures?

what about you? did you post john goodman/candy pictures there?

i bet you did!

[Dharma]

what about you? did you post john goodman/candy pictures there?

i bet you did!

Hush my child ....

I do not find blubber rolls and cellulite attractive.

[Matt]

Come to think of it ...Seth does resemble and elf.

Hmm.

That got me thinking about his horrible hair cut.

And...you're right.

[Randetica]

Hush my child ....

I do not find blubber rolls and cellulite attractive.

yet you still cant get your filthy hands of me (y)

[beastieangel01]

I am really happy I have a boyfriend that seems to REALLY appreciate the large woman parts I have. Makes me less self conscious :)

[MC Moot]

Cause I announce I like girls that bounce,
With the weight that pays about a pound per ounce...

:D

[Lex Diamonds]

I love a fat chick with a body enormous
It aint about the weight yo it's how they performance