View Full Version : I'm pretty sure my roommate's gf wants me
DandyFop
10-06-2008, 06:18 PM
So he's a big weirdo but he somehow landed this awesome girl who I get along with really well (which is nice because most of my friends out here are guys and it gets a bit old). We are always fucking around and once they were like jokingly talking about being swingers and asking me to join but in an LOL way (I would not bone that guy in a million years).
But I do kinda have a girl crush on her and it would be fun to make out or something. So I guess we flirt, I don't know what you'd call it. The other night was the worst though, she was calling me drunk and I was like "I'm working!" and she's like "I want to see you when I come to the house". So I went home and went to bed cause they weren't there yet and she showed up outside my bedroom door asking for a pipe. She was like "oh we can just smoke in your room" but I said it was too messy. She gave me this long ass hug twice and then when I came down she was like come cuddle with me on the couch, come cuddle. Now I was completely sober at this point so I felt a little weird, plus my roommate's friend was also on the couch. So I sat next to her but we didn't cuddle.
Anyway I wanna make out with her but not with my roommate's involvement because he's weird. But I know if we do he'll like want to see it or something, or at least he'll wack off thinking about it and that's just, ew.
HotAndWet
10-06-2008, 06:35 PM
do her in the butt.
kaiser soze
10-06-2008, 06:50 PM
Well it looks like you have two options
A) Give in to temptation
B) Pass on it
It's your choice!
But if you do give in to temptation, pics please.
thank you come again
spacemac9000
10-06-2008, 06:59 PM
So he's a big weirdo but he somehow landed this awesome girl who I get along with really well (which is nice because most of my friends out here are guys and it gets a bit old). We are always fucking around and once they were like jokingly talking about being swingers and asking me to join but in an LOL way (I would not bone that guy in a million years).
But I do kinda have a girl crush on her and it would be fun to make out or something. So I guess we flirt, I don't know what you'd call it. The other night was the worst though, she was calling me drunk and I was like "I'm working!" and she's like "I want to see you when I come to the house". So I went home and went to bed cause they weren't there yet and she showed up outside my bedroom door asking for a pipe. She was like "oh we can just smoke in your room" but I said it was too messy. She gave me this long ass hug twice and then when I came down she was like come cuddle with me on the couch, come cuddle. Now I was completely sober at this point so I felt a little weird, plus my roommate's friend was also on the couch. So I sat next to her but we didn't cuddle.
Anyway I wanna make out with her but not with my roommate's involvement because he's weird. But I know if we do he'll like want to see it or something, or at least he'll wack off thinking about it and that's just, ew.
wow
jabumbo
10-06-2008, 09:37 PM
feed the awkward boy some beers while he's watching sports (or a star trek marathon) and you two can stow yourselves in your room pretending to talk about "girl things".
this seems pretty obvious to me
funk63
10-06-2008, 09:45 PM
Well it looks like you have two options
But if you do give in to temptation, pics please.
seconded
HEIRESS
10-06-2008, 10:18 PM
why is nobody asking the questions that really need to be answered.
BLONDEBRUNETTEORREDHEAD?
ISSHEMORESTACKEDORLESSSTACKEDTHANYOUAKAWHOSLINSAYA NDWHOISSAMANTHAINTHISHOOKUP?
kaiser soze
10-06-2008, 11:08 PM
ALSODOESSHEHAVEASISTERORMAYBEONEOFTHOSUGLYFRIENDST HATEVERYHOTCHICKISSUPPOSEDTOHAVETHANKSALOT!
I'MNOTVERYORIGINALSORRY
Audio.
10-06-2008, 11:23 PM
Like about a million New York Roomate-Bachelor-theme drama/comedy tv shows could've answered those problems.
kaiser soze
10-06-2008, 11:38 PM
rub cherry pie all over your chest the next time she is over and see what happens
DandyFop
10-07-2008, 12:24 AM
feed the awkward boy some beers while he's watching sports (or a star trek marathon) and you two can stow yourselves in your room pretending to talk about "girl things".
this seems pretty obvious to me
Sounds like a plan (y) I will let you know how it goes.
She is blond and pretty much proportioned like me, smaller boobs.
TurdBerglar
10-07-2008, 12:35 AM
rub cherry pie all over your chest the next time she is over and see what happens
or just do it whenever
paul jones
10-07-2008, 02:17 AM
graffiti BABS on her boobs you vandal!(y):cool:
this is one of the best threads in a while...
i like jabumbo's suggestion about getting the dude preoccupied or maybe you and her go out to a bar together (just the 2 of you), get buzzed and see what happens...
beastieangel01
10-07-2008, 11:24 AM
this is awesome.
I'm happy you moved to LA.
Randetica
10-07-2008, 02:20 PM
fuck the shit out of her!
i once had the chance to have sex with a girl, it sure was a challenge to say no and she was not even quite hot
jabumbo
10-07-2008, 05:20 PM
fuck the shit out of her!
i once had the chance to have sex with a girl, it sure was a challenge to say no and she was not even quite hot
i think you're getting senile in your old age :rolleyes:
marsdaddy
10-07-2008, 06:32 PM
Are you living with chewy and skye now? Where have I been?!
Dharma
10-07-2008, 06:53 PM
Are you living with chewy and skye now? Where have I been?!
Of course she choose me over chewy, don't be ridiculous.
DandyFop
10-07-2008, 09:02 PM
I'm pretty sure you left out a word in there...
Dharma
10-07-2008, 09:46 PM
Yes ...and that word would be "sarcasm".
Dear Mom and Dad,
Things are going great out here in L.A. I FINALLY became a lesbian.
luv ya,
Brabs
DandyFop
10-07-2008, 11:26 PM
Yes ...and that word would be "sarcasm".
No, you literally left a word out of the sentence.
Unless you don't know how to spell "chose", also a possibility.
paul jones
10-08-2008, 02:18 AM
I watched about 20 mins of The L word the other night.
fuck knows what that was all about.......:confused:
Randetica
10-08-2008, 07:36 AM
i think you're getting senile in your old age :rolleyes:
i was 13 then! let me live, godamn!
(Here she comes again)
When she's dancing neath the starry sky
Yeah, I think you'll flip
(Here she comes again)
When she's dancing neath the starry sky
(Here she comes again)
I kinda like the way, I like the way she dips
Cause she's my roommate's girl
Well she's my roommate's girl
And soon she'll be mine
She's so fine
alruggs
10-08-2008, 10:54 PM
this is one of the best threads in a while...
i like jabumbo's suggestion about getting the dude preoccupied or maybe you and her go out to a bar together (just the 2 of you), get buzzed and see what happens...
Little Petey sure has grown up...giving advice on how to be a lesbian!
jabumbo
10-09-2008, 08:40 AM
Little Petey sure has grown up...giving advice on how to be a lesbian!
what can i say, i learn from the best!
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