Some hot woman made me feel her cans

[Lex Diamonds]

at a club last night. I didn't get to do the motorboat though. TEAM PLAYER

I got with two other chicks as well, then when I got back to my flat some drunk girl was telling me how all her mates wanna bang me and think I've got a big dick.

UNIVERSITY WOO (y)

[Freebasser]

Translation:

"I haven't made a single friend yet, and I've been sitting in my room since I got here watching Trisha and eating beans on toast".

[taquitos]

how old are you? is it rare to go to a university in england, is this a big deal or something, should anyone care?

is talking about your stupid university all the time seen as cool or interesting in the uk?
because over here nobody gives a fuck and anybody who talks about school all the time is probably a needle dick.

[Lex Diamonds]

1. I don't think I've ever talked about school on here. This thread isn't even about education anyway, what a retarded comment.

2. Yeah uni is pretty different here. No games of grab-ass in the communal showers for a start. Sorry champ.

3. You have never made an interesting or relevant post, ever. That's not a putdown, that's just the truth.

[Kid Presentable]

taquitos is alright. I concur though, your penis is a hot topic of conversation.

I'm really seeing how my crummy old person experience at uni must look. 'Some tutor praised my directional strategies' 'Porter's Woot' and 'Charity Avoidance' aren't great thread titles, nevermind university experiences.

When I was 19 and at uni I set my bed on fire and threw it out the window. I think I had a few schizophrenic episodes in those days, though. I did a freestyle diss about my landlord (whom I paid rent to 3 times during a 10 month lease) rhyming "Motherfuckin Funeral" with "Tenancy Tribuneral". I'm quite lucky I didn't post in those days I guess.

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah I did a freestyle after the bar closed the other night, on a table with some dude playing guitar and two black guys doing these soul backing vocal things, it was pretty good if I say so myself.

And I'm sorry for all the penis talk but that's really all there is to me. Ladies. ;)

[A. Chimendez]

Who else finds The Padster's post absolutely pathetic?

[Kid Presentable]

A lot of people have at some time or another I'm sure, but dude's 19. It's hard to hate without looking shrivelled up. Personally I look forward to him being 27. That will be funny.

[A. Chimendez]

Makes sense to me.

[Lex Diamonds]

Don't hate cuz you can't relate.

[Freebasser]

I notice that he didn't try to deny my accusations ;)

[Randetica]

now i wanna sign up on paddy's uni and steal/steel all his pussy

[Waus]

I can't wait until dandy's thread has this title.

[taquitos]

yeah, you really put me in my place man. showed me a thing or two 'bout how things are run around here. so thanks for that.

and i'm sorry, i probably just shouldn't post here in the mornings before i leave for work/school.
i'm not a morning person, so i'm usually pretty critical of things prior to getting high in the A.M.

[Dharma]

Translation:

"I haven't made a single friend yet, and I've been sitting in my room since I got here watching Trisha and eating beans on toast".

Dammit I had a really good one too...next time I guess, there will always be a next time when it comes to Padster.

[checkyourprez]

to be frank i think the lot of you wishes you were back in college with chicks on your jimmy. either because it never happend to you in the first place, or your life sucks now and wish you were free of the daily grind.


i dont suck dudes dicks, but im not a hater, live it up while you can my man.

[ScarySquirrel]

i dont suck dudes dicks, but im not a hater, live it up while you can my man.
Wait a minute... what?

[marsdaddy]

Paddy, what's your major? minor?

[Knuckles]

Wait a minute... what?
What's not to get?

He doesn't suck dudes dicks.

A chick with a dick would be just fine with him though.

[Knuckles]

Paddy, what's your major? minor?

He's hoping to get a BA in wigganometry.(y)

[spacemac9000]

taquitos is alright. I concur though, your penis is a hot topic of conversation.

I'm really seeing how my crummy old person experience at uni must look. 'Some tutor praised my directional strategies' 'Porter's Woot' and 'Charity Avoidance' aren't great thread titles, nevermind university experiences.

When I was 19 and at uni I set my bed on fire and threw it out the window. I think I had a few schizophrenic episodes in those days, though. I did a freestyle diss about my landlord (whom I paid rent to 3 times during a 10 month lease) rhyming "Motherfuckin Funeral" with "Tenancy Tribuneral". I'm quite lucky I didn't post in those days I guess.

wow i would of loved to see that ! and also i dont think this post is terrible - the kid is happy with his "uni" life so far ...lets let him have it...

get all the punany you can young man and be very very safe use protection!

[Matt]

you're gonna get the AIDS (y)

[DIGI]

Whoa, Matt. Let's not get off the topic of Padster never making university threads or that of prez making the conscious effort to not fellate men.

[russhie]

I'd go him.

[DIGI]

I'd go him.

prez wouldn't, though. He doesn't suck dudes' dicks.

[checkyourprez]

prez wouldn't, though. He doesn't suck dudes' dicks.

you better believe it. never have, never will.

[paul jones]

Was watchin Crimewatch UK last night
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2Ha4t4cqA

[Lex Diamonds]

I don't steal bikes, I buy them with all the money I make selling drugs. (y)

[paul jones]

I don't steal bikes, I buy them with all the money I make selling drugs. (y)

that cough medicine is working a treat,thanks(y)

[Lex Diamonds]

No trubs, let me know if you need any more stiffy tablets. (y)

[paul jones]

No trubs, let me know if you need any more stiffy tablets. (y)


it's 3:21 A.M. I have no trouble stayin up

(y)

[Lex Diamonds]

So you're sitting on the BBMB at half 3 in the AM with a big hard on? Fair enough!