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rirv
10-07-2008, 11:46 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_depth/7654267.stm

Monkey working in a Japanese restaurant.
kaiser soze
10-07-2008, 11:47 AM
they masturbate too :eek:
Freebasser
10-07-2008, 11:55 AM
Ahahaha! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7572113.stm)
insertnamehere
10-07-2008, 12:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDN3L621ASI&feature=related
rirv
10-07-2008, 12:14 PM
Truly, we humans are masters of the planet.

Is there any greater accomplishment than performing animals? (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=E87OhGfy6bQ&feature=related)
insertnamehere
10-07-2008, 12:17 PM
thats kinda fucked up. i think one could argue that the penguin and monkies get some enjoyment out of preforming tasks, but im pretty sure the horse and the tiger both hate that. well the horse looks ok. but the tiger? i mean come on.
rirv
10-07-2008, 12:24 PM
Yes, but the audience enjoy it.
ScarySquirrel
10-07-2008, 12:44 PM
Truly, we humans are masters of the planet.

Is there any greater accomplishment than performing animals? (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=E87OhGfy6bQ&feature=related)
Man, why would a tiger ever ride a horse? They can run super fast already.
HEIRESS
10-07-2008, 12:47 PM
the first video totally made my day. I had my hands clasped together infront of my face squealing while I watched it.
Audio.
10-07-2008, 01:05 PM
Truly, we humans are masters of the planet.

Is there any greater accomplishment than performing animals? (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=E87OhGfy6bQ&feature=related)

all it needs now is a clapping monkey on top of the tiger and then I would be entertained.
funk63
10-07-2008, 01:18 PM
yano those are maCOCK monkeys
MC Moot
10-07-2008, 01:30 PM
I think that monkey should set his sights a little higher than the service industry... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol-nmUcw2Ts)
Randetica
10-07-2008, 02:43 PM
there are monkeys that work as prostitutes so why shouldnt be this possible too
paul jones
10-08-2008, 03:45 AM
ahhh monkeys(y)

thanks rirv
a.k.a me
10-09-2008, 11:34 PM
No shoes? what is this world coming to?!
RoryMC
10-10-2008, 11:26 AM
stranger: I FUCKIN LOVE MONKEYS!!!
they are pretty awesome
If I ever get married, I'd totally make a monkey the best man at my wedding
The world is not yet ready to have me actually marry a monkey
But there are no laws governing best men, I guess
Maybe the monkey couldn't be a witness
Maybe the monkey couldn't be a witness
But it can still fill a ceremonial role
And on the wedding night, I'd probably fuck the monkey before I fucked my bride
(I like monkeys)
kaiser soze
10-10-2008, 11:37 AM
monkeys are just a bunch of cheap human rip-offs

(n)
rirv
10-24-2008, 08:50 AM
LATEST MONKEY NEWS FLASH:

MONKEY RIDES A SEGWAY

http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=5pFv8CAniYQ
skra75
10-24-2008, 09:18 AM
good lord that was the coolest thing I've seen in a long while. they already had me when they dressed up the monkey with a little pair of coveralls :o awwwwww my entire fucking day has been made 300 x more awesome.
MC Moot
10-24-2008, 11:58 AM
awesome,gracias...this thread has the potential to be the bestest thread ever...keep it up...even the chimp is smart enough to wear a helmet...(y)