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beastieboysbaby
10-07-2008, 09:24 PM
got any good ones?

i put the STD in stud, now all i need is U.
Audio.
10-07-2008, 09:29 PM
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
beastieboysbaby
10-07-2008, 09:37 PM
may i have a picture of you to prove that angels really do exist?
funk63
10-07-2008, 09:37 PM
we can do this the easy way or the hard way, now get in the car or I'll bust your damn head open
Dorothy Wood
10-07-2008, 10:18 PM
can I put my mouth on your mouth?
beastieboysbaby
10-07-2008, 10:22 PM
is that somethin in your eye? oh no...just a sparkle. :rolleyes:
100% ILL
10-07-2008, 10:43 PM
I seem to have lost my designated driver, would you mind driving me home?
checkyourprez
10-07-2008, 10:54 PM
(find a fit girl or one who appears to be into working out/running ect., than ask...)


You into fitness?


(she says yes)

































You into fitness dick in yo mouth?
beastieboysbaby
10-07-2008, 10:57 PM
my name is shann, but you can call me tonight.
sjp
10-08-2008, 12:52 AM
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Adam
10-08-2008, 01:07 AM
I like computer games and have a blog
Matt
10-08-2008, 01:08 AM
I'm 32 years old and I live in my mother's basement. Do you like world of warcraft?
Audio.
10-08-2008, 02:26 AM
my name is shann, but you can call me tonight.

lol I like that one
paul jones
10-08-2008, 02:31 AM
Hi I'm Padster, Can I feel your cans?
Matt
10-08-2008, 02:33 AM
"Hi, I'm Paul Jones"

Works EVERYTIME.
paul jones
10-08-2008, 02:41 AM
"Hi, I'm Paul Jones"

Works EVERYTIME.

then how come I'm not getting any?
Adam
10-08-2008, 03:11 AM
then how come I'm not getting any?

Cus Matt has assumed your ID
Matt
10-08-2008, 03:18 AM
Cus Matt has assumed your ID

Duh.

Now, every lady thinks that I'M YOU!
paul jones
10-08-2008, 03:23 AM
Duh.

Now, every lady thinks that I'M YOU!

LOL teh internet is CRAZY PLACE!:eek:(y)
Fern
10-08-2008, 11:48 AM
(lb)

Hey cunt, start sucking!!!

:eek:
(y)
(n)
:confused:
rirv
10-08-2008, 11:55 AM
Let's not turn this rape into a murder.
Waus
10-08-2008, 12:00 PM
Girl, you must be a birthday cake - cuz I just got diarrhea.
Nygel
10-08-2008, 01:20 PM
How do I know we're having sex tonight?

I'm stronger than you.
Randetica
10-08-2008, 01:38 PM
Let's not turn this rape into a murder.

haha
checkyourprez
10-08-2008, 07:21 PM
Let's not turn this rape into a murder.

How do I know we're having sex tonight?

I'm stronger than you.



top two of the thread. lets continue in this direction.
funk63
10-08-2008, 08:35 PM
How do I know we're having sex tonight?

I'm stronger than you.

awesomely wrong.
Lex Diamonds
10-08-2008, 08:38 PM
Nice shoes, wanna bone? ;)
sjp
10-08-2008, 10:12 PM
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I have the entire dictionary written on my dick. Want me to put some words in your mouth?
funk63
10-08-2008, 10:29 PM
If you tell anyone I'll throw your dog in a quarry.